Moral jokes, please, everyone. Thank you.

# # # This is the story of Nasrudin, an interesting Sufi saint. Once, he was in the palace with the king. The king asked Nasrudin, "If you can only choose one, which one would you choose?" ? Nasrudin said, "Your Majesty, I choose money. The king said, "I am disappointed in you, because everyone will choose morality, and everyone knows that morality is the best." Of all people, only you chose money. " The king was very angry. Nasrudin asked the king, "So, your majesty, what do you choose?" The king said, "Of course I choose morality! So Nasrudin said, "Your Majesty, that's right. We all choose what we don't have Everyone knows that Nasrudin is poor. He has only one donkey. Sometimes donkeys don't even want to work. He sometimes goes on strike because there is nothing to eat. He can't even afford a camel or a horse. He rides donkeys everywhere, so everyone laughs at him. He is poor, so he needs money; Morality, he has a lot, if he has to choose one, then of course he has to choose money. The king has a lot of money, and of course he chooses morality. Nasrudin has the right to say so. I like this joke very much, so I have been telling it to everyone. # # # Do your homework with a really sorry tone. When Wang was a child, he didn't study hard and he couldn't do his homework. He copies his deskmate's homework every day. Once I lost my head when copying, and accidentally copied the name "I'm really sorry" on the test paper, which was discovered by the teacher and criticized and educated in a special class. Wang Lao tou can't do his homework, but his morality is noble. How can he let the teacher catch hold of him? First of all, he accused the teacher of focusing on judging the right or wrong homework, rather than grasping the side problem of copying homework. Later, I couldn't deny it. Tang Ben retorted, "Just because I do my homework with a tone of' I'm really embarrassed to look' doesn't mean I'm really embarrassed to look! "Teachers and classmates are speechless collectively.