Translation of English Jokes in Grade Seven

Jokes are an indispensable part of national culture and social life. They have a wide audience and have been loved by people since ancient times. The following is the translation of English jokes in Grade 7 that I brought. Welcome to enjoy!

Grade 7 English jokes with translation 1

A couple is celebrating their golden wedding anniversary. Their peaceful family life has always been a topic of discussion. A reporter from a local newspaper is asking them the secret of their long and happy marriage.

A couple is celebrating their golden wedding anniversary. Neighbors in the town praised their family harmony, so a reporter from a local newspaper came to interview them to explore the reasons for their long and harmonious marriage.

"Well, it goes back to our honeymoon," the lady explained. "We visited the Grand Canyon and rode a mule to the bottom of the canyon. Before we had gone far, my husband's mule tripped. "

This has to start with our honeymoon trip. The wife explained. ? We traveled to the Grand Canyon, and everyone rode a mule to walk at the bottom of the canyon. Not far away, my husband's donkey tripped. ?

"My husband whispered' just that once'. We went a little further when the mule tripped. My husband said quietly again, "This is the second time." . We hadn't walked half a mile when the kid tripped for the third time. "

My husband said quietly? First time? After walking for a while, the donkey tripped again, but the husband said calmly. The second time? When we walked half a mile, the donkey tripped for the third time. ?

"My husband quickly took a revolver out of his pocket and shot him."

"I started to protest the way he treated mules, and then he looked at me and said calmly,' Just this once. "

My husband quickly took out his pistol and killed the donkey. I began to complain that my husband shouldn't treat mules like this. He looked at me calmly and said? First time? .

Seventh grade English jokes with translation II

A woman dented her car and took it to the repair shop.

A lady hit a hole in her car and went to repair it.

The mechanic decided to have some fun. So he told her that all she had to do was take it home and blow into the exhaust pipe until the dent popped up on its own.

The mechanic decided to leave her alone. He told her that all she had to do was drive the car home, and then blow air into the car from the exhaust pipe until the depression bulged itself.

After 15 minutes, a lady, a friend of this lady, came over and asked her what she was doing.

This lady has been doing this for 15 minutes. At this time, one of her female friends came to visit her and asked her what she was doing.

"I tried to stick this dent out, but it didn't work."

I'm trying to swell the hole, but it doesn't seem to work. ?

"Duh, you must roll up the window first!"

Hmm? You must roll up the window first! ?

Seventh grade English jokes with translation 3

Once upon a time there was a blind man. One day, when he was walking, he stepped on the head of a sleeping dog. The dog barked for a while. The blind man walked on for several miles. This time he stepped on the tail of another dog, so the dog barked. The blind man thought it was the first dog, so he said in surprise, "It's strange that this dog is so long."

Once upon a time there was a blind man. One day, while walking, he stepped on the head of a sleeping dog, and the dog barked for a while. The man walked on, this time stepping on another dog's tail, and the dog barked again. The blind man thought it was the same dog, and said in surprise, strange, this dog is really long.