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You're crazy about me. It's like Li's: Li, don't give up what you like about me.
Episode 1: Grandpa: You should pay more attention to your appearance as you get older, don't you know? Li Shen: I'm not sure, but I think it's easy to fall asleep. (Commenting on gayageum's dozing performance by longan) Xian: What is this, a rotten car falling apart? Xi xian's friend: I bought this with the money I saved from working. Xi Xian: Yes, it's hard to buy without cruelty! Xi Xian's friend: Because sunglasses are dark, no one will recognize you. Li Shen: I hate ugly women. Li Shen: Do you want to confess? Yuan Kui: What? Prince's disease? Zheng Xi: Sister, aren't you going to eat? Then can I eat? Sure enough, living as a poet means starving! Li Shen: Just as I expected. It is very strong. This is the material for being a general. Player: (to Joon-hee) Don't you love it when people buy things for you? Yuan Kui: You think you are great, don't you? You're not ugly. If you're a little more popular, you'll fly to heaven, won't you? Yuan Kui: I really don't understand what those girls like about you, chasing you every day. What's so good about a disgusting, boring, disgusting guy like you? I made a mistake. Get out of here and don't appear in front of me again. The second episode: Baoyun: I want to lose and be a slave of Li Shen. No, I am willing to carry shoes. Xi Xian: (to Kwai Garden) Is your head melon seeds made of stone? Just use it as a weapon occasionally in an emergency! Yuan Kui: (to Xian) Uncle, are your ribs made of toothpicks? Yuan Kui: We'll see, Li Shen. I will torture you for a month. Yuan Kui: Losers will be enslaved for a month. Grandpa: This sly guy dares to rob the old man of slaves wherever he can't find them. I can't let this guy go. Yuan Kui: Sure enough, you regard me as your slave. Keith: Well, I also saw you fart and vent your emotions. Zheng Xi: I don't have many clothes that are so expensive. I only wear them to deserve the people who watch our performance. Li Shen: With you, ordinary strength is enough. Grandpa: On the other hand, it's really like when I was a child. Yuan Kui: Who is it? Grandpa: The boy who plays guitar is just like when I was a child. Longan: What does it look like? Really, I can't cry because of grandpa. Isa: Sister, can I order another jiaozi? Baoyun: Well, wait a minute. (looking at the wallet, there is no money in it) Well, this ... Edith: What's the matter? Can't you? Baoyun: OK, OK, order and enjoy this place. (I can't help it ~ ~) Zheng Xi: (texting Li Shen) Brother, I was caught by the hotel. Will you come and save me? Zheng Xi: (to Kwai Yuan) Sister is an angel! Yuan Kui: How much did you two eat? The proprietress was frightened. Li Shen: Where do you live? Yuan Kui: You don't have to drive me. Li Shen: I order you to go in the opposite direction. Kwai Garden: ... Li Shen: What's the phone number? Yuan Kui: What? Why do you need a phone number? Li Shen: You must know the number to call you. Yuan Kui/Baoyun: (Seeing Li Shen carrying her sister) Is that an aid communication? Sister: Does brother know that woman? Li Shen: Well, it's my slave. Sister: Brother, don't worry about the woman who looks like a pumpkin. Let's leave now. Baoyun: Yuan Kui, your nostrils are steaming. Teacher: Li, write a two-page introspection book on A4 paper and send it to my office. The third episode: Kwai Garden: I gave you a lesson, and I was caught, so I have to hand in a reflection book. Li Shen: Che Yuan Kui: It didn't make sense from the beginning. Li Shen: Write me a reflection book when you write it. Yuan Kui: Absolutely not, not even in death. Li Shen: A brainless guy. Yuan Kui: What? Li Shen: How to use it? Longan: Curse your car for breaking down on the road. Yuan Kui: I'm sorry about last time. Li Shen: Sorry. Professor: Are you two CC? Longan: Huh? Professor: Is it a relationship? Yuan Kui: No, absolutely not. It's impossible. Li Shen: I have a high eye. Professor: If you are not a lover, will you still sign him in? Is it unrequited love (for longan)? Yuan Kui: What? Ah ... no. Professor: They are not lovers or unrequited lovers. They have nothing to do with each other, right? Read (the other person's reflection book). Li Shen: Dear professor, the last class took the place of others, which ruined the professor's mood. Madam, I'm sorry. I'm really, really introspection. From now on, this kind of thing will never happen again. I also want to be a student who looks up at the sky and has no shame. Professor: (to Kui Yuan) It's your turn. Kuiyuan: Last time I had a very important class, but I didn't tell you myself. Let a brainless student take my place ... (gnashing her teeth at Li Shen) Who has no brains? Li really really really really really really doesn't know? Yuan Kui: Hello! ! ! Professor: (striking table) What are you two doing? I want to end with a reflection book, but it doesn't seem to work. Tidy up all the messy rooms in the drama class. Let the person in charge check it before you go, okay? Longan: Can you finish it today? Li Shen: Yes, it looks difficult. If you can finish the classification by yourself today. Yuan Kui: What do you mean? Why do I do it alone? Li Shen: Have you forgotten? You are my slave! I will supervise you. Yuan Kui: Ah ... It doesn't make any sense. How can you do it alone? Li Shen: That's right. If you don't hurry, you can't go home today. Yuan Kui: (Secretly) Cheap. (Shen Li turns around) What's wrong? (throws the key to Kwai-won) Kwai-won: What's this? Li Shen: My bicycle key, because your tire is flat, so go and fix it. Yuan Kui: Why because of me? Li Shen: Didn't you swear yesterday? Let me have a flat tire on the road. Yuan Kui: So it really has a flat tire? Ha ha laugh ... Li Shen: (angrily) Is it fun? Yuan Kui: Well, it's interesting. Hee hee ... Li Shen: (gnashing her teeth) Fill it up and park it in the parking lot. Yuan Kui: That's terrible! Yuan Kui: It's a bit difficult to keep your temperament! Zhu Xi: What's the matter? Is that Li Shen's love horse? Yuan Kui: Yes, why? Zhu Xi: Who are you? What's the relationship with Li Shen? Longan: What's your relationship with him? Zhu Xi: Don't you know me? Han Zhu Xi from the drama department! Yuan Kui: (shaking his head) I don't know, ah, is it an artist? Zhu Xi: Axi, anyway, it's an expensive bike. Be careful when using it. Longan: How expensive can it be? Zhu Xi: What? Do you know how much this is? Yuan Kui: How much is it? Zhu Xi: You don't need to know. It's extremely expensive anyway. Let me make it clear to you that you don't want to haunt Li Shen. Even if you do, Li Shen won't look twice. Yuan Kui: Who's haunting him? Zhu Xi: One more thing, don't try to seduce director Jin Xixian. That's disgusting. (After leaving) Kwai Yuan: Who is she? She looks like a civet cat. Guiyuan: Damn bicycles, just like those in Li Shen. Longan: (to Li Shen) Hey, I pumped up the bicycle tires. So ride carefully and don't explode. After all, I don't know if anything bad will happen. Li Shen: I want to hear your gay voice again. Xi Xian: Luck is also a kind of strength. Zheng Xi: I'm good at running. You can't breathe after running 100 meters. As long as I see (Zhu Xi) my sister, I will have difficulty breathing. Isn't this love? ! Zhu Xi: Why are you still alive? Didn't I tell you to die? Keith: I will die in the future. Zhu Xi: Not bad. I have my sister's name. You have to mix your lines before graduation ~ Sister Joon-hee, I'm out of the hospital! Zhu Xi: Stay away from me. What happened to the sludge skirt? Found the clothes, right? I washed it last month. Zhu Xi: What? Ash, get out of here. Why don't you leave here? Baoyun: This fox (Zhu Xi) dares to seduce my sister. Yuan Kui: In your opinion, is she seducing him? Baoyun: Of course! (The fact is that Joon-hee is haunting Zhu Xi-|||) Episode 5: Kwai Yuan: (patting her heart) What's wrong? Why is this happening? Xi Xian: Alas, I am jealous of children for the first time. Xi Xian: Hien Kim, you really stepped on the right time. Ah, Li Shen, who are you? Who says you are a slave and can do whatever you want? Li Shen: What? Yuan Kui: Cappuccino or something. If you don't drink it, don't drink it. Don't try today, and I won't treat you to coffee again. Xi Xian: Is this really just Li Shen's unrequited love? Yin Xiu: Mr Kim hee-hyun, are you jealous of this gentleman now? Xi 'an: Hmm. I am jealous. Baoyun: Will the life of slaves become very hard because A Shen is in a bad mood? Yuan Kui: That's all right. I decided not to live like a slave any more. Player: Why? You still have a few days, right? Can I be a slave? Yuan Kui: Hey, don't you have any self-esteem? Baoyun: (Nodding) Well, not a player: I told you, self-esteem is nothing! Li's coffee belongs to the national music department, and she spits a lot. (Post-it note written on the coffee cup that Li Shen gave longan) Li Shen: Be careful of that puppy. Very intense. Don't mess it up. (The post-it note written by Li Shen is attached to the sleeping Kwai Yuan's forehead) Kwai Yuan: I'm sorry for talking like that last time ... Li Shen: Forget it. Longan: I'm a little angry, so I don't consciously ... Li Shen: If I feel guilty, I will serve hard labor. Yuan Kui: What? Li Shen: Aren't there still a few days left? Yuan Kui: That's too stingy. Well, an agreement is an agreement. Li Shen: Now that you have said it, let's clean the band (training room). Yuan Kui: (Unbelievable) Cleaning? Li Shen: Cleaners are good helpers for slaves. Pack up ~ ~ Kuiyuan: (whispering) Ah ~ ~ fool. (Seeing the chaotic band training room) Hey, Li, that's naive. A cup of coffee will make you a slave again. Longan: (humming his own tune) Li Shen Fool ~ Li Shen Fool ~ Li Shen Fool ~ Li Shen Fool ~ Li Shen Fool ~ (Shen Ligang enters the training room) Li Shen: It seems to suit you very well. Yuan Kui: What? Li Shen: I'm sure you'll feel sad if I don't ask you to clean it. ! Yuan Kui: I laughed not because I was happy, but because I remembered the joke that Baoyun told me just now. Li Shen: Tell me about it. Yuan Kui: What? Li Shen: Look how interesting it is to make you giggle like that. I also want to hear it. Yuan Kui: Well ... Lamian Noodles and sesame oil robbed the bank, and I want to laugh now, but because of Lamian Noodles ... Li Shen: (rushing to say) Lamian Noodles was taken away because of sesame oil's lawsuit. Kwai-won (stunned) Yes. Li Shen: Sesame oil was taken away because Lamian Noodles shook it out. This all shows that the salt is too salty, doesn't it? Longan: Yes. Li Shen: Is this funny? Yuan Kui: Isn't that interesting? Li Shen: ... I thought you just didn't sing well and your sense of humor was a mess. Yuan Kui: What? Li Shen: With your present singing level, you can't compare with Zhu Xi at all ... (pointing to the windowsill) The windowsill has also been brushed (left). Yuan Kui: I have the ability to make people angry, but I am crazy and say that I am not qualified to join the choir. You will see, I will let you know that I am the protagonist. Li Shen: (to Yin Xiu) Please look at me! Let you look at me! Hyun-hyun: (to Yin Xiu) Can't you see I'm making eyes at you?
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