Who has funny and colorful jokes?

A fat man walked into the so-called security.

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Negative one day

20

Kilogram,

Otherwise, the slimming organization that refunded,

After inquiring about the contents of the guarantee,

The fat man signed the contract,

And make an appointment to start the weight loss course the next day.

The next day,

The beautiful clerk took the fat man to a big room.

There was a naked brunette in it,

There is a sign around his neck:

Grab me to play.

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time

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Beauty exists,

Of course, the fat man chased the beautiful woman all the way in the room.

After running for a long time, I finally caught the brunette.

Have a good time.

three

Time.

sequence

1

Jesus Christ,

He lost.

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kilogram

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sequence

2

Jesus Christ,

The beautiful staff led the fat man to another bigger room.

There's a naked blonde in there,

There is a sign around his neck:

Grab me to play.

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time

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With yesterday's pleasant experience,

Fat people will naturally try harder to catch up,

It is also a smooth play after a chase.

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Time.

sequence

2

Jesus Christ,

He lost again.

six

kilogram

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To the first one

three

Jesus Christ,

Fat man thought:

No matter how enchanting the beautiful women are now,

I just don't run,

When you get your money back,

Hehe ...

The beautiful staff took him to a small room today.

The fat man is wondering how to turn it into a small room.

I saw a female orangutan in the room.

There is a sign around his neck:

I caught you playing.

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time

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