Funny copy, laughing until the whole person floats.

1. "Honey, buy this or that?" Husband got up silently and paid two dollars: "Stop it, wife. According to my years of experience, what you asked was not 1 multiple choice question at all. "

2. Kong Rong said: Uncle, I am a child, so I want to eat small pears! Uncle said: You stay away from my fruit stand.

Teacher, you don't have to bother to change my seat. I can talk anywhere.

When my wife was taking a bath, I looked at her mobile phone and found her voice chat with her mother-in-law. The wife said, "I am stuffy in my chest today. I'll beat him up later to vent my anger. " Mother-in-law: "Don't do unreasonable things, first turn over old accounts to pave the way."

I found that I was very shy. A beautiful girl who just walked in front of me dropped her purse, and I didn't have the courage to tell her when I picked it up.

6. When I was in college, I saw my roommate playing games in the dormitory one day. I said to him, "The exam is tomorrow. Don't you study?" The roommate calmly replied: "The day after tomorrow, am I wrong?" So I continued to argue with him. Just as we were quarreling, another buddy in the dormitory was surprised and asked, "You didn't go to the exam this morning!" " "

A few years ago, a relative came to my house with a box of milk and borrowed 10 thousand yuan from me. A few years later, I took ten cases of milk to his house, and I didn't get the 10 thousand yuan back.

8. I licked my finger mercilessly and I cried.

9. Everyone's life is a book, others' is a happy life, and mine is a complete collection of jokes.

10. Your Mr Right is an unparalleled monkey. One day he will walk over the tower in two steps and invite you to die.

1 1. Thanks to those who have knocked me down, it's really comfortable to lie down.

12. I am very happy. I met a math problem. Through my unremitting efforts and the spirit of seeking knowledge, I finally found the correct answer on the Internet.

13. It is said that it is not safe to walk and play with mobile phones, which scared me to start running and playing.

14. I finished with a classmate today. I really can't stand such people. He used my charging treasure to charge his charging treasure.

15. When I took a taxi, I found that the driver made a detour and suddenly my tears came out. Maybe he is the only person in the world who wants to spend some time with me.

16. It's a holiday, and my deskmate has no news at all. It feels like losing a pig.

17. Don't speak ill of others in front of me, or I will speak ill of others.

18. I have you all the way, and I am willing to suffer a little, even if it is too much.

19. I had an 8-yuan breakfast at a roadside stall. The boss was very busy, so I put the money in his basket, thinking that the boss might not have seen it. I took out the money again, and then the boss saw it.

20. I saw a girl with a familiar back, like a classmate. I ran over and patted her. When the girl turned around, I found that I mistook her for someone else. I quickly apologized and said, "I mistook you for someone else. You look familiar. " The girl smiled at me and said, "Rogues look familiar to everyone."

2 1. I caught a mosquito alive yesterday, probably because it was too hot and I felt sorry for it. After thinking for a long time, I put the mosquito in my roommate's mosquito net.

22. The role of eyelashes should be to prevent things from entering your eyes, but when I feel uncomfortable with my eyes, it is mostly because eyelashes have entered your eyes.

Although I don't have many ways to make money, I have many ways to pay.

24. It takes only two steps to take the math exam. Read the question carefully three times first, and then start crying.