Hurt people and make jokes.

Others look good when they smile, but you are funny when you are different. More wonderful jokes are in the joke column, welcome to enjoy!

Being a man is really a bottomless pit. At first, I couldn't accept that you had a boyfriend. In the future, I only hope that you will marry a good family.

When you start to complain about this situation, you have actually enjoyed all the benefits it brings. What's to complain about? Apart from your greed for everything, you are lazy because you don't want to work hard.

I hate those advertisements that are purely about time. What? A cover has been brushed 10000 times? ,? Two years in seclusion for a book? ,? Spend your whole life building a chair? . Constipation for ten years is shit.

4. Looking at the job requirements when applying for a job, people feel that they need to find an industry insider who is between 22 and 26 years old but has more than 30 years of experience.

5, the growth of age will not make you feel mature and powerful, but the growth of money will!

6. How important the object is, only single people can understand it; Only the poor can understand how important banknotes are; How important height is, only short people understand; The embarrassing thing is that I understand all this.

7. To live in this era of mud horses, you must have a mind to fuck your sister.

Harming people is a super funny joke (2) 1. When I was a child, I liked to touch my cousin's head and call him a little guy. Now he still likes to touch my head and call me when he comes back from the army? Is the old department (not) long? . . . And fall on me from time to time! ! !

I bought a water purifier online six months ago and sent it back to install it myself. Today, when I changed the filter element, I found that it was wrongly connected! ! !

Damn it, I've been drinking waste water for half a year @ #! @#$@#%$@#%

My wife is going to use the washing machine to wash the clothes that have been soaked for more than an hour. She turned on the switch, but there was nothing in the washing machine. She turned on the dehydration switch again, but nothing happened.

She patted the washing machine hard and said angrily, the chain fell off at the critical moment! It's fucking broken again!

At this time, she heard the cry of collecting junk in the street, so she sold the washing machine for 50 yuan to others, and her heart was much calmer.

After about 20 minutes, the power was turned on. . .

4. In the rainstorm, many gloomy trees, which are called ten thousand-year-old trees, actually floated up, and the old pimples of famous chain stores floated around the house, which made the masters of antique street quite embarrassed and rushed to save the scene. . .

I didn't expect my gold chain to float just after I caught the lion in the water. . .

The scene was in chaos. When everyone was in a daze, the owner of the walnut shop was screaming and he couldn't eat any more. After five years of cooking, walnuts will sprout. . .

5. A buddy called 10086 and the customer service asked:? What should I do if I drop my mobile phone card?

Customer service said: bring the relevant ID card to the business hall to reissue the card. ?

This guy said:? Can't I pick it up?

Customer service:? For your safety, we don't recommend that you bend down to pick up the card, because the water in your head is easy to spill. ?

Harming people is a super funny joke (3) 1. When you leave others behind, you must be there.

Usually when people ask you to criticize and correct me, they are actually waiting for praise.

The place with oil and water is the most slippery place.

4、? Pretend you're busy? Is a very important job skill.

5. Life tip: If you still have unfinished work, you'd better not stick your ass on the sofa and mattress easily.

6, buy a German car, Nazi. Buy American cars, beautiful dogs. Japanese car buyers, traitors and traitors. Buy a joint venture car, fake foreign devil. . . You gritted your teeth and bought a purely domestic car. . . Poor B.

7. Can food safety be solved by consciousness? You should take out the momentum of sweeping pornography, the determination of demolition, and the style of urban management to treat black-hearted businesses! !

8. In movies, the protagonist always takes off his coat before making love, while the villain always unzips his pants first.

9. Since I can shop with my mobile phone, I have achieved two major successes: successful login and successful payment. I also have my own car, shopping cart. I also understand my own shortcomings and lack of balance.

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