Give me a long horror joke story (not too short).

1 A woman works the night shift and a man follows her. This woman is scared. She passed by the cemetery and had a brainwave. She said to the grave, Dad, I'm back. Open the door. The man was frightened and ran away screaming. The woman was relieved and was about to leave when suddenly a gloomy voice came from the grave: Daughter, you forgot your key again. The woman was frightened and ran away. At this moment, a grave robber emerged from the grave and said, Shit, I delayed my work and scared you to death! As soon as the voice of grave robbery fell, I found an old man carving a tombstone with a chisel. I was curious, so I asked him. The old man said angrily: NND, they carved my name wrong ... The great fear of robbing the tomb screamed and ran away. The old man sneered, "Shit, you dare to steal my business, it's still tender ..." Just then, the chisel accidentally fell to the ground and the old man was about to pick it up. When he bent down, he found a chisel in his hand in the grass. The old man was shocked, and suddenly a voice came: "You want to die! Change my house number! ! "。 Old man, stop fooling me and get down the hill! Then a scavenger climbed out of the grass. "Damn, it takes such a big god to get a piece of iron.

In a primary school, there are 85 classrooms, 15 offices and1* *100 rooms, but one of them is locked at any time because something strange happened in that room many years ago, although no one remembers the contents of the strange things.

Later, the school recruited more students and planned to build a new classroom. The chairman of that session was a famous local atheist. Seeing that a big house has been idle, he felt very sorry, so he arranged the new classroom in this big room that has been sealed for decades.

There are 30 students in this classroom, including boys 16 and girls 14. My uncle Amin is also a student in that class. Amin said that most of them live on campus, because the school is in the mountains, and only students in the village next to the school will choose to go to school. In fact, the accommodation fee is not very high. At that time, the school accommodation was indeed much cheaper than now, but the dormitory conditions at that time were also very poor. Amin shares a dormitory with seven boys. In that dormitory, mosquitoes fly everywhere in summer, especially at night, and her roommates either play cards or smoke, so Amin often reviews her lessons in the classroom alone until dawn.

One night, Amin was reviewing in the classroom, and the watch in the classroom had pointed to 12:00. Amin suddenly felt pain in her lower abdomen, thinking that she was going to defecate, so she took the toilet paper with her and walked like a toilet. Just as he just walked out of the classroom, the lights in the classroom went out and the whole corridor was dark. Amin felt very strange. He planned to go and see it, so he went in alone.

Hardly had he entered the classroom door when he tripped and the roll of toilet paper fell to the ground. Amin bent down to grope and finally picked up the toilet paper. Suddenly, he found a man standing by the window, wearing this white dress. He couldn't see the man's expression. He subconsciously rubbed his eyes and let go of his hand. That man has disappeared.

At this time, all the lights in the classroom are on again. Amin is a little nervous. He didn't even turn off the light and ran straight back to the dormitory. He went back to the dormitory and lay in bed. He still has the roll of toilet paper in his hand. Amin was surprised to find that the roll of toilet paper had been loosened, like a thread, and the other end of the thread extended to the outside of the dormitory, while the man in white just saw was holding the toilet paper upside down.

The man turned his face out of the window while sneering. He lowered his eyes and stared at Amin, revealing a series of gloomy smiles. Amin was completely confused at that time and didn't know what to do. However, the' man' outside the window was lying on the ground, still coming towards Amin. The paper scattered on the ground is like his footprint. He walked forward and bypassed the window. Amin can even feel him at the door.

The man has entered the dormitory and continues to walk slowly. At this time, Amin has realized what toilet paper he is holding, but something like cloth. He also saw the "man" rolling the white cloth back to himself bit by bit.

Just as he was about to get close to Amin's bed, Xiao Zhang, who was sleeping on Amin's upper bunk, woke up. He seems to be going to the bathroom. When he saw Amin's toilet paper, he took it away, scolded him and ran to the toilet.

The man laughed at Amin and ran out with Xiao Zhang.

Amin tried to stop Xiao Zhang, but he couldn't talk at all. After a while, he heard Xiao Zhang scream ...

The next day, people found Xiao Zhang dead in the toilet. He was dropped on the roof of the toilet by a piece of white cloth! When Amin came to the classroom, he saw a roll of white toilet paper on the seat.

The next year, the classroom was closed again. However, before the classroom was blocked, Amin transferred to another school. Now he works in a chemical factory in the northeast. One year I went to his house to visit my relatives. He told me the story. He said that many things are doomed, for example, you are doomed not to die, even if you encounter any big risks, you will die if you are not in distress. Amin took out a photo before the accident.

Believe it or not, this story. Today I go to school and have classes in the classroom as usual. Shortly after the bell rang, I was like a wandering soul, staring blankly at the corridor outside the window. It will happen soon. A man came out of the stairs on the second floor at the door of our classroom. He wears western-style clothes and his hair is Mediterranean. Looking down again, huh? It is the headmaster who is patrolling the class. Please sit still. He walked with a brush in one hand and an old thread-bound book in the other. Why is the headmaster acting strange today? I was still sitting on the wall by the window, the corridor was outside, and I saw someone passing by clearly. I saw him approach the wall and then disappeared. I thought he was taking notes on the other side of the wall. After waiting for more than ten minutes, I still didn't see him. Then I asked the whole class that no one saw anyone walking in the corridor in a math class just now. When I got home, I told my mother the whole story. My mother immediately prayed to God and told me to burn something they should want at the door every night.

He was destined to go only one way.

He only has a soulless body.

Perhaps this is the result of Kyubi no Youko Ling Huchong's obsession on a dark night many years ago.

Sometimes, he will ask himself, is he a demon or a human being?

In any case, the doomed affair continues, and the beauty is like a cloud.

The first woman I met gave him endless motivation, and he wanted to struggle out of the darkness. ...

The second woman, who he brought back from the bar, told him a story and finally made him cry, but it didn't change his fate!

This is the first woman who went back to this hut with him. He can't remember clearly. In short, he is hungry, and his hunger for women's bodies is hard to fill!

As a last resort, he had to leave home on foot to find true love!

Where is true love?

On this day, he finally met a woman.

This woman is also a Kyubi no Youko fox.

Two foxes joined hands to wander the rivers and lakes, so a bloody massacre appeared on the rivers and lakes.

One moonlit night, two foxes came out to harm the world.

A city hunter appeared. She is a beautiful policewoman.

The struggle between the police and the fox has been entangled for nearly ten years.

Policewoman's boyfriend was killed and her family died at the mouth of animals. ...

In order to alienate the nine-tailed fox couple, the policewoman finally had to double suicide and came together with him.

The nine-tailed fox disappeared from the world.

From then on, the policewoman appeared on the moonlit night and started another kind of dabbling. The man with her will die inexplicably the next day, leaving three teeth marks on his neck.