Brainstorming 140

1. There are two crows in the tree, a male and a female. There is a sheep under the tree. Suddenly a wolf came and ate the sheep. The female crow was molested by the male crow after saying a word. Why? The sheep below (itches) is dead

2. What fakes are people willing to buy? wig

3. What is longer for foreigners than for China people, which can't be used by monks and eunuchs? (full name)

4. When did the cow's tongue and tail meet? In the restaurant.

5. What photo can't tell who it is? X-ray photograph (of an object)

6. What gets fat faster and loses weight faster? Balloon (shooting object)

7. Xiao Bai looks like his brother. Do you know why? (Guess an idiom) The truth comes out.

8. Who will be eliminated, wolf, tiger or lion? Wolf, Momotaro.

9. Jasmine, sunflower and rose, which flower is the weakest? What a beautiful (ineffective) jasmine.

10. What do monkeys hate most? Parallel lines do not intersect (banana)

1 1. There was a young man who wanted to do business in the river. However, there are no boats or bridges in this river. So he swam across the river in the morning, and it only took him an hour to swim to the other side. In the afternoon, the width and velocity of the river did not change. More importantly, his swimming speed did not change, but it took him two and a half hours to swim to the other side of the river. Why do you think it is? Two and a half hours is an hour!

12. On a gloomy night, a white girl with long hair shawl and pale face stood in front of her eyes. She touched her with her hand, but she couldn't touch it. Why? Because through the window

13. On a windy night, the power went out. Xiaoxiao forgot to blow out the candles when she slept. When he woke up the next day, there was a long candle to burn. What happened? Because it was blown out by the wind.

14. Xiao Wang catches mice with a mousetrap at home. The next morning, he found a live mouse caught in the cage, but there were two dead mice outside the cage. Why? I was so stupid that I was arrested and laughed to death.

15. What you can't see but touch, if you can't touch it, will scare people. pulse

16. A hunter went hunting in the forest. He only brought three flying knives. He firmly believes that nothing in the world can escape his three flying knives. He walked and met a man-eating orangutan. The orangutan pounded his chest and approached him ~ ~ ~ ~ He threw the first flying knife, but it was caught by the orangutan's left hand. He threw a second flying knife, but it was caught by the orangutan's right hand. Finally, he threw the last flying knife; Suddenly flying sand and stones, flurry ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ It's over! The last flying knife was actually held in the mouth by the hateful beast, and the brave hunter was desperate; The hateful orangutan barks and growls proudly; ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ The ending is ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ The orangutan is dead. why

17. Xiaoming and her mother go to the zoo. Mom, what did Xiaoming see first?

18. What did a fat man become when he fell from 15?

19.5 How to calculate 5 =24 (5*5*5-5) divided by 5 =24?

20. There are 10 birds on a tree. Once photographed, there is a bird painting of 10.

2 1. An ant accidentally fell off the plane and died. Guess how it died? Gone with the wind for too long and starved to death.

22. It takes six hours from Beijing to Shanghai by train. After three hours of exercise, where should the train be? On the track

23. Pharaoh has to shave forty or fifty times a day and still has a beard on his face. What is the reason? Lao Wang is a barber.

24. Why don't hooligans want money by car? A police car/van

25. Why can Xiao Ming stop the car with one hand? Stopped a taxi.

26. What is the director with the least power? Where are the most directors? School head teacher

27. When did you see the biggest moon? When I landed on the moon,

28. What do people fear most? A pile of debts

29. Where are the big and small places? lavatory

30. What is the most labor-saving way to do anything nowadays? Wait until tomorrow

3 1. What cracks can't be found by precision instruments after it cracks? mood

32. Where do I pay for the speech? telephone

33. What gives birth to a tail at night? meteor

34. What is not illegal to steal? Squeeze some leisure from the busy life.

35. There are three wolves on the mountain. The hunter killed one with a gun. How many? 1, the dead one.

36. What do "tooth decay, rotten radish and pregnant women" have in common? It's too slow to pull out

37. The cause of constipation (name a foreign star) Stallone (the stool is too thick)

38. 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 Which number is the most industrious and which number is the laziest? as well be hanged for a sheep as for a lamb

39. There is a long hook on the face and a fan on the head corner. Four thick pillars and a braid. Elephant (beating animals)

40. Which is worse, elephant skin, tiger skin or lion skin? Rubber difference

4 1. Which ancient man ran fastest? Speak of the devil.

42. After two years of marriage, Mr. Zhang, who graduated from the police academy, always felt that his wife was a little strange and suspected that she was having an affair. One day, Mr. Zhang will always find a message from a stranger on his wife's mobile phone. The content of each message is the same: "Brother Zhao wants you to do something for me." ! At ten o'clock in the evening, Mr. Zhang caught the cheating wife and the man who was having sex. Mr. Zhang cursed: You look down on our people's public security. Do you think I don't understand that information? Guess how Mr Zhang found out about his wife's affair. 10: 30 I helped you take off your bra.

43. What is the biggest difference between electricity and lightning? One is charged and the other is free.

A monk and a butcher died at the same time. Why did the butcher ascend to heaven before the monk? Redemption is achieved after abandoning evil; Redemption through repentance

45. There are ten birds in the forest. Xiao Ming shot and killed one, but the other nine didn't fly away. Why? ostrich

46. What's the use of egg shells? Used to wrap egg whites and yolks.

47. Winter melon, cucumber, watermelon and pumpkin can all be eaten, but what melon can't be eaten? fool

48. foxes are best at confusing men, so which "fine" men and women are fascinated together? alcohol

49. The hotter the weather, the higher it climbs. thermometer

50. When will the water flow backwards? When pumping water

5 1. There is a woman in a swimsuit. She walked on the soft sand. Although all this is normal, you will find that there are no footprints behind her! Why is this? Walk in the water

52. Chocolate beat tomatoes (a snack) for the first time.

Chocolate beat tomatoes (a snack) again. Chocolate bar.

Chocolate beat the tomato for the third time (hit a snack) tomato noodles.

If we want to realize our dreams, what is the first thing we should do? be awake

54. Why do the police turn a blind eye to drivers who run red lights? Because the driver didn't drive.

55. What is more annoying than crows? misfortune

56. What are cloth and paper afraid of? Cloth is afraid of 10 thousand, paper is afraid of one thousand.

57. What's the name of this pencil? bleak

58. What will Kirin become when it arrives at the North Pole? ice cream

59. How to make the sparrow quiet? Click (Mute).

60. There is a person who is not an official, but is responsible for the work of the staff and cadres of the whole company. What does this man do? lift operator

6 1. What happens when red beans are cooked? The south of the country

62. What is the secret of running a red light successfully? Don't cross the road until the green and yellow lights are over.

63. What kind of cows don't eat grass? snail

64. What do crying and laughing have in common? It's all ten tricks

65. There is an extremely fierce king cobra. No matter how you provoke it, it won't bite. Why? Because there is no one where he stays.

66. The police found an intelligent murder case, leaving no clues and no witnesses at the scene, but the police announced the case an hour later. Why? The killer was here from the beginning.

67. Xiao Wang, who loves snacks, weighs 50 kilograms at the heaviest and only 3 kilograms at the lightest. Why? When I was born

68. There is a kind of boat that has never been launched. Why the boat? spacecraft

69. What do farmers, workers, soldiers and scientists do for a living? Use your mouth

70. In an Indian's empty house, there were four eggs on the floor, but a white man put an iron roller in the room and rolled around, but none of the eggs were broken. Why do you think this is? There are four eggs in the four corners of the house.

7 1.24 people are arranged in 6 columns, and 5 people are required to be in one column. How to arrange them? Arranged in hexagons, six on each side, a total of six rows.

72. In winter, the baby is afraid of the cold and refuses to take off his hat when he enters the house. But he saw a man take off his hat obediently. Who is that man? barber

73. Every time the first ray of sunshine enters the window, Xiao Zhang gets up, but his family still calls him a "slacker". Why? Xiao Zhang's window faces west.

74. A pit one meter wide and two meters deep has no water in it. Why did someone accidentally fall in and suffocate? manure pit

75. When the car turns right, which tire doesn't turn? spare tire

76. Under what circumstances can two tigers fit in one mountain? A man and a woman.

77. If you had the opportunity to emigrate, which country would you definitely not go to? heaven

78. What do people dislike to eat? suffer wastage

79. Xiao Zhang was locked in an unlocked room, but he couldn't open the door with all his strength. What happened?

The door was open.

80. In an exam, two students handed in identical papers, but the teacher thought that they certainly didn't cheat. Why? They handed in a blank sheet of paper.

8 1. On a snowy day, Gao Jiawen turned on the heating and closed the doors and windows. Why does he still feel cold? He's outside the door.

82. What is the longest nose and the second longest nose of an elephant in the zoo? calf elephant

83. Who is the person who works only one day a year and is not afraid of being fired? the Santa Claus

84. In winter, how can ice become water immediately without heating? Remove two points from the ice.

85. What does a dentist do? mouth

86. After the prince kissed Sleeping Beauty, why didn't Sleeping Beauty get up? She is lying in bed.

87. What will Boba become in the desert? milk powder

88. A fierce and hungry cat saw a mouse. Why did it run away? Run to catch mice

89. A man ran for ten minutes in the wilderness where it was raining cats and dogs, and his hair and clothes were not wet. Why? Because he was naked and bald.

90. The kind old king died, and the angel wanted to take him to heaven. Why did he refuse to go? He is afraid of heights.

9 1. What is the most critical factor in divorce? marry

92. Why didn't anyone fall off the plane and die? Stop on the ground

93. I have never given birth to a child, raised a child, or recognized an adopted mother, but I became a mother before I claimed my adopted son and daughter. Excuse me, who's calling? bride

94. Is the road in the mountain city of Chongqing uphill or downhill? As much as ...

95. There is something that goes up and then goes down, and when it goes down, it goes up. What is this seesaw?

96. A family has four brothers. The age of the four of them is 14. How old are they? 1 127 twins

97. My uncle gave the baby a present, but the baby kicked it away. Instead of being angry, my uncle smiled happily. Do you know why? soccer

98. The more knowledge you learn in school, the less you learn. What I don't know is

99. Xiao Zhang's stomach is obviously bloated. Why does he keep drinking water? He fell into the river.

100.' Pentagon' Guess a geometric figure? Round; circular

10 1. Family rules are state-owned, so what are the rules in the zoo? turtle

102. A blind man walked to the edge of a cliff, stopped suddenly, and then walked back. Why? He is blind in only one eye.

103. What is the ceremony that the priest can't preside over anyway? lie on one's stomach

104. How can I put my left hand completely in your right trouser pocket and my right hand completely in your left trouser pocket? Pants are on inside out.

105. Is it possible that an ant really climbed from Sichuan to Tokyo? Crawl on the map

106. Dogs never take a bath. Why doesn't it grow lice? Dogs only have puppies.

107. What is the cleanest way to wipe the floor? Exercise hard.

108. Dad asked Xiaoming, what is covered with beautiful feathers and wakes you up every morning? Xiao Ming guessed right, but it wasn't a chicken. What is this? whisker

109. Both Wang and Li turn a blind eye to things. Why should Wang perform and Li be punished? Wang is the shooter and Li is the goalkeeper.

1 10. Xiao Tiansheng has great strength. Because of his great strength, he didn't land until 5 minutes after playing badminton. Is it possible? Maybe the ball fell into the tree.

1 1 1. Which part of the human body in the world is exactly the same in color? blood

1 12. Xiaohong and Xiao Li brag about each other. Xiaohong said she could eat the whole world. What did Xiao Li say better than Xiao Hong? I ate you.

1 13. Which newspaper has the least circulation? electric cable

1 14. What shoes will you never wear to go shopping? roller skates

1 15. The doctor gave you three pills and told you to take one every half hour. How long will it take to complete? one hour

1 16. Mao Mao jumped from the 20th floor. Why is it okay? The stairwell jumps down step by step.

1 17. An old topic. How many steps does it take to put an elephant in the refrigerator? Open, put and close.

1 18. What kind of passers-by won't walk? circuit

1 19. Why don't fish talk? Because in the water

120. Why do blind people light up at night? Tell others not to hit themselves.

130. Lao Wang who lives in Beijing wants to go to Shanghai. How much will it cost? Don't spend money, just want to

13 1. When is 5 greater than O, O greater than 2, and 2 greater than 5? rock-paper-scissors

132. Two people from south to north, one carrying a pole and the other carrying a backpack, crossed the wooden bridge smoothly without making any noise, and neither of them gave way. Why? South to north is the same direction.

133. A boat has to ferry 37 people, and only 7 people can be ferried at a time. How many times can it be completed? Six times, one stroke back and forth.

134. What is the best treatment for carsickness? Not by car

135. There is an alcohol lamp and a candle in the laboratory. What should I order first to start the operation? match

136. Rain leaks everywhere in the office on rainy days, but why didn't everyone get wet? Nobody goes to work.

137. 1+ 1 not 2, what is the king, 1 1? abundant

138. Draw a circle. Where can I never jump out of this circle? Draw on yourself

139. What is hard and comfortable to type? doze off

140. What should a person do if he wants to become a millionaire overnight? dream

14 1. A beautiful woman insists on not having children after marriage because she is afraid of losing her figure. What do you call her? An incomparably beautiful woman

142. Is there anything in the world that carries people at a speed close to 2000 km/h without refueling or other fuels? earth

143. Why can't a hammer hammer eggs? Of course the hammer won't break.

144. Who lives on the blade? Skater

145. A man fell into the swimming pool, but his feet were not wet. Why? There is no water in the swimming pool.

146. What was the last book of a famous writer? posthumous papers

147. What's the difference between being bitten by a crocodile and being bitten by a shark? Heaven/God knows

148. There are two people, one facing south and the other facing north. They are not allowed to look back, walk or look in the mirror. Can they see each other's faces? Yes, they are face to face.

149. What "thief" sells instead of stealing? quisling

150. Which stockade has the most people? Cambodia

15 1. Who makes money by luck? Qigong master

152. Where will talents really become victims? operating table

153. There is air in the balloon, so what's in the swimming pool? mankind

154. Please think it over. What is the biggest shadow you see? Shadow of the Earth

155. After a fierce gunfight, Xiao Ming was shot several times and bled profusely, but he was still energetic enough to go home for dinner. Why? He is filming.

156. Whose feet walk without shoes all the year round? animal

157. Who is the king of beasts? zoo director

158. Please explain: What does "answer blows with blows" mean? Tooth extraction and dental restoration

159. What is the world boxing champion easily knocked down by? doze off

160. A lady divorced several times, and all her efforts were in vain, before she typed a four-character idiom.

16 1. Why do men have to fight when drinking together? The hard way is to give in to someone's pressure after refusing his request for the first time.

162. How does the President of the United States get to the White House? Into the door

163. What do stutterers do most often? Make a long-distance call

164. A waiter brought a beer to a guest and a fly fell into the cup. Both the waiter and the guests saw it. Who is the most unlucky? fly

165. Han Xiao likes classes least, but he never hates one class. Do you know what this is? Dissolve the class

166. What do you mean to catch the thief first? It was Wang who was arrested first.

167. What is the middle of the Pacific Ocean? flat

399 brain teasers-let your mind explode! !

1: The hotter the weather, the higher the climb.

thermometer

2: What animal did you kill but it bled?

mosquito

Who goes to see a doctor every day?

doctor

4: What photo can't tell who it is?

X-ray illumination

5. Why do a healthy couple give birth to offspring without eyes?

The eggs laid by the rooster and hen couple have no eyes.

6: Mrs. Wang talks all day, but he talks the least in a month. What month is it?

February

7: What cloth keeps cutting?

waterfall

8: Xiao Zhang was locked in an unlocked room, but he couldn't open the door with all his strength. What happened?

Just push the door open

9. In an exam, a pair of deskmates handed in the same test paper, but the teacher thought they definitely didn't cheat. Why?

They all handed in blank papers.

10: What will solidify when heated?

egg

1 1: There is a cow with its head facing north. It turns right three times, then turns back three times and turns right again. Where does its tail turn at this time?

Chaodi

12: Why do hospitals never accept patients?

Livestock hospital

13: What products have the same production date and effective date?

newspaper

14: Which is more painful, starting with coconut or watermelon?

I have a headache.

15: Xiao Wang whistled leisurely while brushing his teeth. How did he do it?

Brush false teeth

16: An old lady got on the bus. Why didn't anyone give up his seat?

Have time to sit in the car.

17: There is a person who was born to your parents, but not your brother or sister. Who is he?

yourself

18: water snake, python or bamboo snake, which is longer?

Green bamboo snake

19: What books can't be bought in bookstores?

secretary

20: What kind of water is inexhaustible?

saliva

2 1: A major earthquake occurred in a certain place, causing heavy casualties, and the disaster situation was constantly reported on the radio. In the process of looking for you, an old man has been listening to the radio report. Someone asked him, "Did you hear about your grandson on the radio?" He replied, "No." Then he added, "But I know my grandson will be safe." Excuse me, how did he know?

His grandson is a radio announcer.

Xiao Wang is a good soldier. One day when he was on duty, he clearly saw an enemy touching him quietly. Why did he turn a blind eye?

He's aiming.

23: Xiaoming sets the alarm clock to six in the morning. He woke up after five, but he didn't know where the alarm clock was. Can you help?

Wait until six o'clock, when the alarm goes off, and you will find it.

24: What door can never be closed?

Football goal

25: Why do geese fly to the south in autumn?

If you go, it's too slow.

26: What is easy to type?

doze off

27: There is a ladder hanging on the side of the boat, 2 meters away from the sea surface, and the sea water rises by half a meter every hour. How many hours can seawater submerge the ladder?

A rising tide lifts all boats. Water won't drown the ladder.

28: Two people from south to north, one carrying a pole and the other carrying a backpack, didn't argue, didn't make any noise, and no one gave way, but they passed the wooden bridge smoothly. Why?

South to north is the same direction, of course, you can cross the wooden bridge smoothly.

Are there aliens on the moon?

Astronauts from the earth have landed on the moon.

30: What floor should Gai Lou be built on?

Start with the basics.

3 1: Xiaoming is always so-so. He wrote ten letters at the same time. After packing the envelope, he checked it and found that a letter was wrongly packed. Dad said he was careless again. Why?

If the installation is wrong, it should be two mistakes at the same time, not one, and Xiao Ming is careless when checking.

32: Dongdong's father has good teeth, but he often goes to the stomatological hospital. Why?

Because he is a dentist.

33: Where do I have to pay for the speech?

Call power

I can't do light work. I put one foot on the egg, but it won't break. Why?

Stand on the ground with the other foot.

Xiao Wang never touches the ground when he walks. Why?

Because wearing shoes 36: Valentine's Day cards, birthday cards, large and small cards, what cards can I send to women to win their hearts?

credit card

Xiao Wang went to a meeting at noon. Why doesn't he see anyone?

Not a shadow.

38: Xiao Liu is a very ordinary person. Why can he not blink for more than ten hours?

When sleeping

39: When eating an apple, eating a bug makes you feel sick, so how many bugs are the most disgusting?

Half a bug

40: What's the fastest way to turn ice into water?

Remove two points of ice.

4 1: What do most self-employed people live on in today's society?

mouth

Two people came to the river at the same time. They all want to cross the river, but there is only one boat, which can only carry 1 person. Can they all cross the river?

Yes, they are on both sides of the river.

3. There is a kind of bacteria, which splits into two after 1 min, and then splits into four after 1 min. In this way, it takes 1 hour to put a bacterium in the bottle until it is full. If you put two such bacteria in the bottle from the beginning, how long will it take to fill the bottle?

59 minutes

44: Put the eggs in a basket, assuming that the number of eggs in the basket increases by 1 time per minute, so that after 12 minutes, the basket will be full. So, when is it half a basket of eggs?

1 1 min

45: Who is sick and never sees a doctor?

blind person

46: You just call it by name, and it will be destroyed. What is this?

silent

What comes often, but never really comes?

tomorrow

How can I write the scarlet letter with a blue pen?

Write a scarlet letter

When the car turns right, which tire doesn't turn?

spare tire

50: There is a natural black marble. What will happen if you throw it into Qiantang River on September 7th?

Sink into the bottom of the river

5 1: When do people tear their hair?

cremate

52: foxes are best at confusing men, so which best men and women are fascinated together?

alcohol

53: Why do two tigers have to fight to the death and never give up?

No one dares to stop fighting.

54: There is one thing you can only take with your left hand, but you can't get it with your right hand. What is this?

right hand

55: A sheep eats half of the grass a year. How many years did it take to eat all the grass flowers?

It will never eat up the grass, because the grass will always grow.

56: How can I drink a drink full of drinks at the bottom?

Suck through a straw

Jack should have sailed to the Red Sea, but he went to the Black Sea. Why?

He is color blind.

58: What do you mean, a good horse never turns back?

There is no grass to eat in the back.

59: Who is the king of beasts?

zoo director

60: What is the only thing a person can do?

have a dream

6 1: What animal stays up late every day?

Panda, can't you see its eyes are all black?

62: The beautiful princess stopped hanging mosquito nets after she got married. Why?

She married the frog prince.

Every couple has one absolute thing in common in their lives. What is that?

That is to get married on the same day in the same year.

64: What is the biggest regret of Adam and Eve after their marriage?

No one came to the wedding reception.

65: What is the first thing everyone will do when they wake up in the morning?

open one's eyes

66: When can children meet side by side?

okay

67: There is a medicine that you can take without going to the drugstore. What medicine is it?

Undo key

68: What kind of gun kills people and doesn't hurt them?

Water gun, starting gun

Why did Gao Xiao buy two books with the same content at the same time?

leak

70: What has five heads, but people don't think it's strange?

Hands, feet

7 1: What gives birth to a tail at night?

meteor

72: What English letters do people like to listen to best?

laser record

73: The plane flew in the sky and suddenly ran out of gas. What fell first?

Oil gauge pointer

74: The angrier things get, the bigger things get.

mediate

75: What are the flowers that bloom all year round?

plastic flower

76: Where is the narrowest road?

Enemies are bound to meet head-on on a narrow road-one can't avoid one's own enemies (though he wants to).

77: When someone knocks at the door, you will never say come in?

In the toilet.

A hungry cat walked past a fat mouse. Why did the hungry old cat leave without looking at the mouse?

A blind cat meets a dead mouse.

79: There is half a bottle of wine, and the bottle mouth is plugged with a cork. How can you drink the wine in the bottle without breaking the bottle, unplugging the cork and drilling holes in the cork?

Push the stopper into the bottle.

80: Two people, one facing south and the other facing north, are not allowed to look back, walk or look in the mirror and ask if they can see each other's faces.

Of course, they stood face to face.

8 1: Lin Laosheng changed an artificial heart after major surgery. After she got well, her girlfriend broke up immediately. Why?

Don't really love her.

82: If someone asks for directions, which sentence are you most afraid of hearing?

Is this the earth?

83: Is the black-bone chicken more powerful or the white chicken more powerful? Why?

Black chicken, black chicken can lay white eggs, white chicken can't lay black eggs.

84: When you come home in the middle of the night, only to find that you forgot your key and there is no one else at home, what is your greatest wish?

I forgot to lock the door.

85: What are the benefits of black hair?

Not afraid of tanning

If tomorrow is the end of the world, why would anyone want to commit suicide today?

Sit down in heaven

When is four minus one equal to five?

Cut off four things 122: what else can I borrow?

I'm sorry

123: Why did Tong Tong and Zhuang Zhuang insist that Zhuang Zhuang grew up drinking goat's milk when they first met?

Zhuang Zhuang is a sheep: why is a bottle of medicine marked highly toxic harmless to people?

As long as you don't drink it

There is one thing that both buyers and sellers know, but only users don't know. What is this?

96: Put a pencil on the ground so that no one can put it. 97: Why does the Statue of Liberty always stand in new york when Adam and Eve fight?

104: There are many teeth. What can bite people's hair? Clip 105: Empty body and turtle.

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