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Excuse me, does anyone have a riddle or brain teaser suitable for the wedding that can be sent to me?
There is a bunch of bamboo in Qingshan Temple, the swan is still there, but the bird has gone. The past is empty, and there are many rainbows in Baiyun's heart. I can't keep my feelings to myself. I stood on high, looking at the distance. I don't know who is broken. (When I say I love you)
3. Birds fly by the Swan Lake, and they miss each other in the daytime. They only forget themselves and care about them. How to return to the country at two o'clock? Baoyu is not out of the valley, and his thoughts are only in his heart, and single nobles are connected. My heart can only hold you.
4: The swan flew away and the bird didn't come back. The two trees are connected, reaching the East China Sea in the day and reaching the West in the month. Spring and autumn are four seasons, and I am anxious to die headless. Miss the opportunity of solo flight, when will the hostess leave? I want to marry you next year.
5. When love is strong, people are haggard and love deeply without regret. It's wrong to miss you and forget you. They'd rather be sad. I don't complain. Life is worse than a dream. I am used to watching flowers bloom and fall, but I am afraid that the origin will disappear. (childhood friends are two small conjectures)
6. Heart and death depend on each other, and the words of friends are true. People stand by you, hungry and without food, so an old friend wants to live forever, come and go until death. I can't forget you.
7: The stars can't see the sun, so don't be sad when sleep stops. Nothing is in vain. Every time I get close to my heart, I always feel long. People will cry with water, and your heart will be filled with wine. Remember to rely on each other in October. Who is still with me? No regrets in life and death, all because of you.
8: It's beautiful at sunrise, and the friendship between the waning moon and the downstairs is long, but you have no intention to go. A spoonful of white water expresses your heart. Spring rain keeps saying goodbye to San Xiao, but someone has come to an end. It is unusual for Chang 'e not to have a daughter. I love you most.
9: One person stands by and watches, oranges don't weave silk, Emei has no climbing, coconut can be said, there is no bottom to hide, and Bai Mudan is not grass, and it is full of diseases. You are the pain in my heart.
65438+ (I'm here to get married on a blind date)
1 1: when you are in love, your heart is haggard, but when you are in love, your heart does not regret it. It's wrong to miss you and forget you. I'd rather be sad. (childhood friends)
65438+ Sorry, I don't love you.
13: Accept and leave only as friends. Lovers have no intention of hooking up with the earth and the moon. Bamboo has always been lonely and single-minded, and never worries alone. If you need to keep your mouth shut, no one will travel with you without words. (It's hard to love someone)
14: A bamboo in Hanshan Temple can't be used by anyone. This statement cannot be fulfilled. Whenever it rains, the swan disappears as soon as it comes out. (When you say you love me)
15: Filial sons have to practice calligraphy, birds fly by geese, forgive people for their carelessness, and river people are independent and come and go. Acacia only has one heart, and a good girl is willing to be by his side. How could I miss her?
16: No regrets. Big brother has rules on his head, so he can't take it. Single aristocrats look forward to the evening, but lovers are lonely. They want to meet here. (I love you more every day)
17: Friendship is always mixed with rain. When human feelings meet, with love, geese fly south without humanity. They know that fate should have no point. What day is it after New Year's Eve? (Love you for ten thousand years)
18: There is a cold temple above and below the bamboo forest. He is like a monk who has no immortals, standing alone on the top of the mountain in the wind, denying that he wants to be immortal. You wait for a person to stand by, sigh in the air, bow your head, run around the mountain, and look for the crown on your head. Do you know I'm waiting for you?
19: Long days and short nights. How many people come from high places, swimming in the grassland alone, ten feet covered with hemp fiber, swans flying, it's meaningless to cook wine, and it rains at three o'clock in leisure. (The moon represents my heart)
20: In the spring rain season, the buttonwood bears silk; It's cool in summer, and they are heroes; From the autumn wind, Hongyan travels thousands of miles; Winter snow, why do beautiful women show their waists? (absolutely important)
2 1: the tree makes eyes at it, the teenager sleeps under the house, the conscience is lacking, and the rabbit stays in the sunset. (After a brief encounter)
22: Birds fly and geese jump, the moon is at the middle tip, and the eyes are in vermilion. It's different. The spoon is next to the white one. Everything is difficult at the beginning, and it is indispensable. It's a good friend under the rain, and everyone says that people are bad. I love you in my own way.
23: Old trees are hard to find, poor but careless. Zhao Guo has a concubine who is not a woman, but no goose feathers. I don't want to be shy when I'm away. You have suffered a lot, changed friends, and claimed that someone was with you. (I'm sorry I still love you)
24: Dilemma, especially tears; Mei is still, moving wood has a heart. Go unruly and whip the horse; Friends and friends are gone, but * * * ChanJuan. (No regrets, April)
25: The tree has a heart, a western beauty, holding her chin, with a person beside her, and her heart depends on death. Speaking of herself, she has ten pieces of furniture, one white spoon and two children, who live together. It's really hard to forget you.
26: I can't spend it with my heart. Occasionally someone comes to accompany me. When I regret it, I have tears unintentionally. I was silent when I swallowed it. Newcomers whisper in my ear, and the east wind takes away a little. (May you be happy every day)
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