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Urgent! ! ! The water margin characters and related plots.
Li Kui
Straight and rude are twisted.
Li Kui jy has always been praised for his honesty, but among Liangshan heroes, honesty is not unique to him. Isn't Lu honest and frank? Isn't Song Wu honest and frank? But why the honesty and frankness in Li Kui jy are so popular is mainly because his honesty and frankness are pure, without any pretentious elements, but often with violent elements (I hope people don't like him because of this). The most typical places are: First, at the chrysanthemum banquet, Song Jiang angered Li Kui jy by mentioning his kindness. He "shouted:' Woohoo, Woohoo!'" "Just one foot, kicked the table and smashed it." Song Jiang wanted to kill him. He said,' Are you afraid that I dare to struggle? I don't hate my brother for killing me, nor do I hate him. I'm not afraid of heaven except him! "(back to the seventy-first) Li Kui jy although sung river alone, but he occasionally has his own ideas, therefore, he opposed to harness and attack, whether Song Jiangai likes it or not, but he has no accomplishment, so he will beat around the bush, which is also the harness, and Song Wu will only advise, not start work. The second place is that jy mistakenly believes people's words, thinking that Song robbed the cloth. He didn't ask questions. He swung a big axe and cut down the apricot yellow flag "for heaven" and "grabbed the class and rushed to Sung River." (back to the seventy-third) gave sung river a scolding. If they hadn't stopped him, Sung River would have been cut down. Geng of jy shines here. But as mentioned earlier, there is a serious tendency to violence in his honesty and confession, which often becomes the source of disasters for others. When hunting ghosts in Liu Cun, I found that my master's daughter was having an affair with someone else (if she was in free love from a modern perspective), so I killed both of them, causing my master to be heartbroken. Li Kui jy has the cheek to let others thank him! (seventy-three) Li Kui jy's frankness also shows that he knows he is wrong and is willing to admit it. He scolded Song Jiang for being wrong, so he went to offer a humble apology. (Back to the seventy-third)
Geng Jie is certainly not a bad thing, but it must be measured. If Geng Jie is regarded as an excuse for rudeness, what's the use of this Geng Jie? Therefore, Confucius said, "Those who are straightforward and rude are also distorted." Without the basic accomplishment, Geng Jie will only make a mess of things. Geng Jie is something that Li Kui jy would rather have nothing. Of course, if Li Kui jy doesn't even have Geng Jie, he has nothing to recommend. There is a poem praising Li Kui jy in the seventy-third chapter: "There are no traitors in the water margin, but there are courtiers in front of the loyalty hall. With Li Kui jy's double axe, the world can still stretch. " It is ridiculous, even nonsense, for the author to elevate Li Kui jy's Honesty and Frank to such a high level. People often regard the story that Li Kui jy went to court at the seventy-fourth session as a joke. Li Kui jy lets people pretend to be litigators, and then decide their own cases. How did he decide this case? He said, "This hitter is a hero. Let him go first. Why did this man who didn't grow up eat and fight? Show me your cangue in front of the yamen! " Here, Li Kui jy is a person who completely turns black and white, and doesn't even have the most basic concept of right and wrong. What does he appreciate besides fists and axes? In my opinion, the whirlwind wields two axes, and the world is as straight as ghosts.
"Who has patience, cut at the sight of the living"-life is the most enjoyable!
As soon as Li Kui jy appeared, he appeared on the stage as a forgiven murderer. Song Jiang and Dai Zhong are drinking in Jiangzhou Restaurant. Li Kui, jy is here. Dai Zong introduced to Song Jiang: "This is a small prison near my brother. His surname is Li, and his ancestral home is Baizhang Village, Yishui County, Yizhou City. This is a different name, called Black Cyclone Li Kui jy. His name is Li Tieniu abroad. He escaped because he killed someone. Although he was pardoned, he lived in Jiangzhou and never went home. Many people are afraid of him because of his bad wine. I can now let two axes and a fist stick work in this prison. " (back to the thirty-eighth) Dai Zong did not introduce the reason why Li Kui jy was killed. However, according to Li Kui JY's personality theory, the probability of his aggressive homicide is 80%. Critics of all previous dynasties seldom commented on this narrative, nor did they point out the nature of his riffraff from this passage, nor did they point out that Li Kui jy was killed, which shows their confusion.
Sung River gave Li Kui jy 12 two pieces of silver, and Li Kui jy was addicted to gambling, so he took it. As a result, he lost everything. Usually, he is a good gambler. If he loses, he will lose. But this time, he played hooligans and insisted on taking it back, which led to another fight.
In order to show his kindness to Song Jiang, Li Kui jy went to the river to beg for fish to eat. He didn't want to be good, but shouted, "You live fish on this boat, give me two tails." The fisherman told him to wait for the owner of the duck, but Li Kui jy got impatient and grabbed it himself. As a result, Hu Qiba stepped in and released all their fish, so the two sides fought. Just then, Zhang Shun (the owner of Yuya) arrived, and the two men fought again. Finally, Li Kui jy couldn't stand Zhang Shun's carrying water and drank a lot of water. After the fight, they went on drinking. At this moment, the singer Song Yu Lian came to sing. Li Kui jy was incited by pride. "Li Kui jy jumped up from the heart and put two fingers on the woman's forehead. The woman let out a cry and suddenly fell to the ground. "(38) back to my conscience, Li Kui jy didn't want to hit her, but he did, and he was not wronged. In Chapter 53 of Water Margin, Li Kui jy and Dai Zong eat in a restaurant. Li Kui jy knocked over an old man's noodles on striking the table, and the old man caught him and argued. Li Kui jy was going to beat him, but fortunately Dai Zhong persuaded him, otherwise, maybe the old man would be killed by Li Kui jy again. Back to the sixty-seventh, Li Kui jy wanted to make contributions, secretly ran away, passed by Han Bolong's restaurant, and was caught by Han Bolong without giving money, so Li Kui jy simply cut him down with an axe.
Looking at Li Kui jy from these places, what is it that he is not a hooligan? No, he's not a gangster, he's a robber! What's the big difference between him and Niu Er who was blacked out by Yang Zhi? There is a difference. Li Kui jy's nickname is Iron Bull. Compared with him, Niu Er is really a drop in the bucket. Isn't it necessary for him to call him grandpa when he sees Tie Niuer? Of course, if Niu Er is set up by Sung River, although he may not have the martial arts of Li Kui jy, I am afraid he is also qualified to be a hero. In fact, these rogue habits are found in almost all robbers, and their readiness to kill people is most closely related to this rogue spirit.
Li Kui jy never takes murder seriously, which can be seen from his words and deeds. Mr Dai complained that he was fighting with others because he was robbing fish, but Li Kui jy said, "You are afraid that I will get you into trouble. I killed one myself, so I will bear it myself. " He doesn't care about people's lives at all, and even the so-called promises are deceptive. Why else would he run away when he killed someone? Not a man who dares to do anything at all. In Chapter 52 of Water Margin, Li Kui jy stood up for Chai Jin and killed Yin Tianxi. Li Kui jy said, "I'm leaving, so I have to stay with you." (52nd time) Chai Jin told him that he had an idea, so Li Kui jy left. It can also be seen that Li Kui jy is not the kind of person who does things by himself! Yin Tianxi is a bully, but how good can Li Kui jy be?
If Li Kui jy killed Yin Tianxi because he acted recklessly, and Yin Tianxi deserved it, then what Li Kui jy did in Jiangzhou was a robbery. The book says: "I saw him make the first contribution and kill the most." (40th time) Classical called him, but he didn't listen. "That Korea refused to answer. He waved a big axe in the fire and was only interested in chopping people. "(40th) also said that everyone followed Li Kui jy. "When we go down to the crossroads, we don't ask the officials, the army or the people. There are fatal disasters everywhere, and blood is flowing, and countless people are knocked down and overturned." (Fortieth time) Later, Chao Gai stopped jy from killing people indiscriminately, but "that Han (that is, jy) came to listen to the order, and the leader cut it with one axe." (40th time) Li Kui jy's killing at this time is purely for pleasure. If it is understandable to kill someone in front or to save Song Jiang, then Song Jiang has already been saved here, and there is no need to kill people, especially innocent people. Moreover, Classical is trying to stop him. Obviously, among the people who robbed the ceremony, Li Kui jy was a bloodthirsty person. What is particularly hateful is that he didn't listen to dissuasion at all, still, I killed me, you said yours. Li Kui jy's bloodthirsty disease not only broke out in this place, but also Li Kui jy missed a good opportunity to kill people when Liangshan heroes hit Zhujiazhuang for the third time. Li Kui jy went to Song Jiang for credit: "Zhu Long was killed by his brother, and Zhu Biao was also cut by his brother. When Hu Cheng left, the Taigong family was killed cleanly, and the brothers came to take credit. " He added: "I'm good at chopping, and I hope Hu Jiazhuang can do the same ... I didn't kill anyone in his village." Song Jiang complained about killing too many people and asked him how many live ones he had caught. Li Kui JY said: "Anyone who has patience will be cut down if he sees the living." (the fiftieth time) Song Jiang wiped his credit for this, but, "Black whirlwind laughed:' Although he lost his credit, he was killed happily.' "(50th time) Therefore, the murder of Li Kui jy has nothing to do with striving for success, but with his mentality. For him, other people's lives are not life. As long as he is human, he is interested in killing people. Killing is the greatest pleasure in his life. As long as anyone can kill people, men, women and children, he is welcome. Morally, he won't find out. He can't do it. Besides Hu Sanniang and Hu Cheng, there are Hu Sanniang's family. Besides him, who else in Liangshan is so bloodthirsty?
In Water Margin, there is a special place that Li Kui jy didn't blink when he killed the child. In order to force Zhu Tong up the mountain, Sung Jiang sent Wu Yong and Li Kui jy down the mountain. So, Li Kui jy killed the son of the magistrate who was cared for by Jeikiy, and he still killed him! I was so angry that Zhu Tong wanted to fight with Li Kui jy, but Li Kui jy had no choice but to stay in Chai Jin Village (5 1 back). The child is only four years old and naive. Although Li Kui jy was ordered to do this, isn't killing people his taste? Therefore, even in the face of a toothless child, he can still do it! Yu Xiangdou commented: "Li Kui jy murdered his 16-year-old son just because he wanted Zhu Tong to go up the mountain. I think there is sadness here. I cherish my husband! Suffering for a man and a child, Li Kui jy's heart, crane tears and sadness. " (Mr. Yu, there is a slight mistake in this comment. Li Kui jy killed the young, and the culprit was Song Jiang. This was proved in the fifth lecture1Back to Chai Jin. Of course, although Li Kui jy is just a tool without a brain, his crime of killing young people is irrefutable; Second, children should be four years old, not six. However, other critics either kept silent and showed their indifference, or simply praised Li Kui jy and belittled Jeikiy. For example, Li Zhuowu commented on Zhu Tong: "Even if the life of a young official is worth it, why be brave and soft?" He criticized the word "Buddha" when commenting on Li Kui jy's killing of the whole family! What a bunch of heartless guys with black and white upside down! However, we must not forget that the influence of these critics just shows that their views are not groundless, but represent the views of a large part of society, which is the most terrible. It is sad that critics like Yu Xiangdou are rarely known.
Li Kui jy is not only interested in killing people, but also in cruelty if he is in a good mood. Not only interested in cruelty, but also interested in eating human flesh! His killing of a four-year-old child was cruel-the child's head was split in half (5 1 time); After killing Gui Li, cut off his leg for dinner; (43rd); Kill two people when you catch a rape and cut them into ten pieces; (seventy-three) Song Jiang captured Huang Wenbing and wanted to put him to death in the middle of the year. It was Li Kui JY who did it voluntarily. The book wrote: "Li Kui jy picked up a sharp knife, looked at Huang Wenbing, and said with a smile,' You are in the backyard of Cai Jiu's magistrate. You can tell the truth, sow discord and encourage him out of thin air. You are going to die today, but the master wants you to die slowly. "He first cut a sharp knife from his leg, picked it up and put it on the coals in front of him to cook and drink. Cut a piece, fry a piece, and cut Huang Wenbing when there is no piece. Li Kui jy cut open his chest with a knife, took out his heart, and made hangover soup with all the leaders. "(40th) Li Kui jy sadistic interest can be seen here! Huang Wenbing, no matter how bad he is, shouldn't his desire to die quickly be satisfied? Why are these bloodthirsty gangsters so cruel? Where is the smell of people?
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