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Who has a story joke? Play with people
A pig got up in the morning and rushed out of the house at a speed of 80 miles per hour. Hit a tree with a bang. Why?
I don't know
A: Because he doesn't understand brain teasers.
B: Thank you. .
A: A pig got up in the morning and rushed out of the house at 80 mph, but this time it didn't hit a tree. Why?
Because its head knows to turn.
A: Yes!
B:
....
Let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, an idiot saw others and said.
not have
not have
No, someone asked him if he had parents, but he said no. Asked if he had a head, he saidno. One day, by the way, have you heard this story?
B: No (then depressed)
Let me tell you another story. (This is original. Once upon a time, there was an idiot who saw others and said.
breakdown
breakdown
No, he was asked if he was human, and he said no. When someone asked him if he was born by his mother, he said no, and one day he fell into the sewer while walking. Passers-by saved him Seeing his familiarity, he asked: Hey, are you that B? Guess what he said.
No, oh, oh, yes.
Believe it or not, I speak faster than you. I said chopsticks, you said bowls. I said once, you said you couldn't beat me. Chopsticks, chopsticks, chopsticks. .
B: Wang Wang Wang. . .
I have a tongue twister. It's hard to say. Just try it. I'm not a pig, I'm a person, a pig is not me, and a person is me. . .
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