Pupils' jokes The jokes about pupils are very funny.

1, Xiaoming: Did the teacher praise me at the parent-teacher meeting? Dad: No, I haven't heard your name for a long time. Xiao Ming: Did the teacher say wait a minute after reading the names of his classmates who praised him? Dad: Yes. Xiao Ming: That's a compliment. I usually wait.

2. Teacher: "Students, what is the most important thing in human communication in 2 1 century?" Xiao Ming: "Expression pack."

In geography class, the teacher was talking about Spain, and Xiaoming was sleeping below. The teacher woke him up and asked him: Where is Spain? Xiao Ming said: Teacher, it's at Xibankou.

One day, Xiao Ming was reading a martial arts novel in class. English teacher Wang asked, "What do you mean by wearing women's clothes at night?" Xiao Ming stood up and looked at his deskmate: "Say something! ! "deskmate:" Night is night, and dressing is clothes! " Xiao Ming immediately replied: "Night clothes!"

In class, the teacher woke up a sleeping student and scolded him, "Are you coming to class or to sleep?" Xiao Ming rubbed his eyes and said absently, "Are you here for a lecture or for hypnosis?" Teacher: Get out. . .

6. One day, my mother asked Xiaoming, "Do you like Chinese or math best?" Xiaoming shook his head. Mother asked again, "So, do you like music or painting?" Xiao Ming shook his head again. Mom is anxious: "Do you have a favorite class?" Xiao Ming said seriously, "I like' class is over' best."

7, the teacher asked to write a composition, the requirement is very simple: as long as it can make the teacher cry, even if it passed! The next day, Xiaoming handed the composition to the teacher, who opened it and cried while sneezing. . . Another teacher saw it and asked: Is this composition really touching? The teacher cried and said that the turtle cake was sprinkled with pepper! Akiko ~ ~!

8. Teacher: "Let me tell you a riddle: there is something that is covered with beautiful feathers and wakes you up every morning. What is this? Xiao Ming, guess! " Xiao Ming: "feather duster!"

9. A group of people patted Xiaoming on the shoulder and asked him the way: "Little brother, is this Zhongshan Road?" Xiao Ming glanced at him and said, "No, this is my shoulder."

10, son is eight years old. Today, he told me, mom, don't waste money. Save your money and do something serious. I said something serious. He said let me grow up and marry a wife. When I came home from work, I saw my son eating kiwi fruit with a spoon and suddenly dug a spoon to feed the rabbit. I stared at him and asked if it was dirty. My son replied that if I brush my teeth every day, the rabbit won't think I'm dirty!

1 1. It's winter vacation. It's time to have fun. I went to my sister's house and saw my nephew working alone. I secretly wanted to scare him. Suddenly I saw him eating winter vacation homework and throwing it into the kennel.

12, the kindergarten was on holiday, and my little niece went home with the notice. My sister-in-law asked her, "Did you get the certificate?"

13, the little niece replied: "Mom, I am short, and the teacher didn't see me when she opened the certificate." Yesterday at the bus stop, I met a group of children in school uniforms and stopped me and my boyfriend. Pupils asked my boyfriend: Uncle, how can I get to Wal-Mart? Boyfriend said: call brother!

14, and I laughed.

15, and then the children said: Look, your mother laughs at you!

16. In the music class, the teacher asked, "Do you know what tenor and bass are?" A student immediately replied, "when my father gave me a class, he was a tenor;" My father was a bass when he was taught by my mother! "

17. Last night, I heard a mother yelling at the baby upstairs: Every time I do my homework, I am just like your father, I am perfunctory. The baby cried: my father has no homework every day.

18, a neighbor's child often comes to my house. When he came this afternoon, I asked him, hey, have you finished your homework? He: I have written it, but I need a composition. Me: That's not easy. Use your mobile phone to surf the Internet. He: No, I don't want to copy my mobile phone. Suddenly I feel that he is ambitious and has ideas. The child jumped out: I want to copy it from the computer, big characters!

19. In the afternoon, primary school students go to physical education class, and the PE teachers line up and sneeze when they call attention and be at ease. I suddenly shouted, "Who is scolding me?" As a result, a child came out in shock and said, "I'm sorry, teacher." Poor child, you are so cute.

20. In math class, the teacher gave the children a difficult problem: It is said that there are 100 bowls in jiaozi, and there are 6 bowls. Every bowl must have the number 6. How to divide it? No one in the class answered, and the teacher proudly said, I'll announce the answer: 1.2.3.4 bowls contain 6 bowls respectively, the fifth bowl contains 16 bowls, and the last bowl contains 60 bowls, which is a perfect score! The whole class suddenly realized with a cry of "Oh". Xiao Ming asked weakly, Teacher, is there 60 jiaozi in that last bowl?