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Classic-five boys smoke, and five boys are taught one by one by the informant teacher: the first boy truthfully admits being scolded; After returning to the dormitory, he said, buddy, this is all my responsibility. Don't admit it if you do it. Teacher: To be honest, do you smoke? Boy A:No. Teacher: No? Well, French fries, please. Boy A naturally held out two fingers and took them to ............. [Scene 2] Teacher: Do you smoke? Boy b: no teacher: no? Well, French fries, please. Boy B carefully holds French fries because he heard of A Teacher: Don't you touch some ketchup? B accidentally got too much, and immediately played it with two fingers ―― Teacher: No? The posture of playing ash is very skilled. Calling parents .................... [Scene 3] Teacher: Do you smoke? Boy c: no teacher: no? All right, French fries. Because of the first two examples, the boy C carefully finished the French fries with sweat. Teacher: Aren't you going to bring roots back to your classmates? Boy C picks up French fries and puts them in his ear. ............... [Scene 4] Teacher: Do you smoke? Boy D:No. Teacher: Fine. Have a French fries. The boy ate French fries with trepidation and put them in his upper pocket. The teacher suddenly shouted, here comes the headmaster. The boy was so busy that he took the French fries out of his pocket and threw them on the floor. He stepped on it. .................................................................................................................................................. Boy: No. Teacher: Good. Have a French fries. The boy just took French fries. The teacher said, don't invite me to dinner? The boy was so busy that he handed the French fries in his hand, and then took out his lighter .................................................................................................................................... [Teacher: Do you smoke? Boy: No. Teacher: Good. Have a French fries. The boy ate French fries with trepidation and put them in his upper pocket. The teacher suddenly shouted, here comes the headmaster. The boy has sweated his palms and bowed his head and said, hello, headmaster! Teacher: The headmaster will smell your mouth. The boy took the French fries out of his pocket: Come on, it's still here, the fire hasn't lit yet ... [Act VII] Teacher: Do you smoke or not? Teacher: You really don't smoke? Ok, let's have a French fries. Boy: It's natural to take away the French fries and eat them clean. Teacher: That's a good boy. What brand of French fries do you usually like? Boy: [Get carried away] Greater China. . . . . Scene n: Teacher: French fries! Boy: No thanks. The headmaster of the Lip Print School faced a problem. Older female students in the school began to wear lipstick. When they apply lipstick in the bathroom, they will print their lips on the mirror and leave lip prints. He thought of a way to stop the problem before it got out of control. So he called all the girls wearing lipstick and asked them to meet in the bathroom at 2 pm. When the girls arrived at the bathroom at 2 o'clock, they found the headmaster and supervisor already waiting there. The headmaster explained the problem to them and asked the supervisor to clean the bathroom mirror every night. He thinks the girls don't understand the seriousness of the problem, so he wants them to see for themselves how difficult it is to clean the mirror. Then the supervisor began to demonstrate. The warden took out a long-handled brush from the box, dipped it in some water in the nearest toilet, and then went to the mirror to start scrubbing. Since then, no one has left lip prints.