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The other party said that he couldn't sleep. How to reply humorously?

This situation can be answered like this:

1, "Hey, don't worry, I'm here to count sheep with you. One sheep, two sheep, three sheep ... Oh, I'm getting sleepy, too." This kind of answer creates a relaxed and humorous atmosphere by imitating the "counting sheep" game used to help people fall asleep and combining it with their sleepiness. This will not only distract the other person's attention, but also make the other person gradually relax in laughter and fall asleep more easily.

2. "Do you know why computers never lose sleep? Because it has Windows ":This answer is in the form of a cold joke, using the pun" Windows "(which can refer to both the computer operating system and the window) to create a humorous effect. Cold jokes can often break the tense atmosphere, bring unexpected jokes and help alleviate the anxiety caused by insomnia.