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Drink funny classic sentences

1, I'd rather have a rotten hole in my stomach than an emotional crack.

2, wine meets bosom friends, and poetry is sung to people.

3. A hundred rivers return to the East China Sea. When can I drink again? If you don't drink now, you will be sad later.

4, the circulation of commodity economy, let go and enliven two cups.

5, if you drink it, you will fall down, and your official position will be hard to protect.

6. Men don't drink and live like dogs, men don't smoke and live like eunuchs, women don't wear makeup and women don't smoke.

7. The host raised his glass and said to the people present, "Women should be bigger and men should go in."

8, one drink nine, focus on training.

9, the east wind blows, the drums thunder, who is afraid of drinking today!

10, drink envy, drink unit lack of funds; I drank my wife to tears, slept back to back at night, and sued the Commission for Discipline Inspection. The secretary listened to a wave of his hand: it's not right to drink or not, and we are drunk every day!

1 1, standing on two legs, drinking does not count.

12, Ms. Toast: My heart was excited and my hands were shaking. I poured a glass of wine for my leader, but he didn't drink it, which made me ugly.

13, no drinking, no future.

14, tea is also wine as long as you have it in your heart.

15, market economy competes, have a glass of wine quickly.