Are there any humorous jokes?

1, I remember one day in summer, it was raining heavily. It's beautiful. She gave me a fancy paper box. I rushed home to protect it with my body. Open it and see, it is an umbrella!

2. I called your mobile phone a few days ago, and there was a voice prompt saying: The owner is streaking, please redial later. I'll call your mobile phone later, and there is a voice prompt saying: the owner has rushed out of the service area!

4. A: Flies dare not land on your face.

B: Why?

A: Too many potholes are afraid of spraining your ankle.

B said: flies dare not land on your face.

A: Why?

B: It's so smooth that flies are afraid of cracking.

5. Looking at you in a daze in the mirror every day, you will cry and even yell occasionally. I want to comfort you, my child, even if you are ugly, you are my parents' flesh and blood! What's more, raising pigs is not easy!