Looking for a really funny joke

The first one: Once upon a time, there was Xiao Ming. He was thrown from the tenth floor, but he did not die. Why?

Answer: Because he was a box lunch~~

Second: In the past ten years of famine, people starved to death every day, but Xiao Ming was the only one alive. Why?

Answer: Because I said it just now~Xiao Ming is a box lunch~~~

The one you mentioned has a follow-up~~

Question: Forest There is a river with many crocodiles living in it. One day a hunter wants to cross the river. Why can he swim across it safely?

Answer: Because the crocodiles and animals got together~~