It's urgent to tell an interesting story in English.

I was sitting reading a newspaper when my wife slipped out from behind me with a bang. "What is this for?" I asked. "That's for the paper with Mary Allen's name on it in your pants pocket," she replied. "Don't be silly," I said. When I went to the horse race two weeks ago, Mary Allen was the name of a horse I bet on. "She seems tired of it and apologizes for it. Three days later, I was sitting in his chair reading again when she nailed me with a bigger frying pan and knocked me out. When I woke up, I asked again, "Why on earth is that?" "Your damn horse just called. "