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Mu Feng

Author: Yizhishong

College Joke

Updated on 2008-10-14 19:18:56 Number of words: 686

Reading since childhood I have written many poems about the northwest scenery written by poets and poets, such as "The wind blows the grass and cattle and sheep appear", "The solitary smoke is straight in the desert, and the sun sets over the long river."...

Since then I have The northwest in my heart is an ideal place with picturesque scenery, bold and simple folk customs. I chose this place when I was studying. I didn’t expect that after coming here, the scenery would not be as picturesque as I imagined. However, I made a lot of jokes in my spare time, and I didn’t dare to share them with everyone.

I didn’t go home during the summer, so I rented a house near the school. Here are some classic quotes from the landlord:

1. Landlord: "What is your surname?" (Xiaolong was asked

Second, the landlord: "Come on, brother, let's talk about life." (I also said this sentence more than a dozen times)

Three, the landlord:" I live here, *no, Tibetans don’t,*, if you tell him the truth, if he doesn’t tell you the truth, the Tibetans will say @#$% as soon as they speak... Is it in Japanese? Say it in Japanese I can still understand sayonara."

Four, the landlord: "Come, we are happy tonight. But keep your voice down, others have to rest. Come, let me sing a song~~~~"

We: "This will disturb others."

The landlord: "I have the final say on my land!"

Fifth, I saw a person walking by outside the window, The landlord shouted: "Hello, Mr.cui!"

Sixth, the landlord: "Come, let's talk about history and have a drink. You know, tell me."

Me: "I don't know."

Landlord: "......"

Me: "It was written by Li Bai"

Landlord:" It's Wang Wei!"

Me: "..."

Seven, the landlord: "You come and ask me a question in life. If I can't answer it, I just sing."

Xiaolong had no choice but to ask casually: "What do people live for?"

The landlord: "There are three answers to this question.

First, for your parents.

Second, for yourself.

Third,...

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