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Looking for interesting Chinese and English sentences

1. You don't care about me, I don't care about you.

You don't care about me and I don't care about you.

2 female pigs are good, a good home; Men and pigs are good, what a world.

Sows are good, good nests; Wild boar is a good slope.

3 What's the matter?

Did you do it?

4 who is the two of us?

Who's with who?

How are you? How old are you?

Why you? Why are you always there?

6. People hate big names, and pigs hate big fat.

Fame brings trouble to people, just as obesity brings trouble to pigs-fame indicates trouble.

7. You have seed, I will give you some color to see see.

Brothers! Let's go together

You have seed, I will give you some color to see see, brothers, together!

You, me, you and me.

You too

9. Stop! !

Don't move.

Knowing is knowing, and not knowing is not knowing.

Knowing is knowing, not knowing is not knowing …

1 1. Cousin

Cousin of the same age (or cousin)

12. fly in the ointment

A flaw/defect in a perfect thing

One car comes and one car goes, two cars Pumbaa, people are dead.

Description of car accident scene

14. Be elated

be as happy as a lark

Walk past, don't miss it.

Pass by and don't miss it.

Deep blue publishing house

Be dazzled with ecstasy

17. If you want money, I don't have it;

If you want to live, I have one!

Do you want money? This is fatal.

18. My name is Li Laoda. Today is the 25th year.

My name is Li Laoda, and I'm 25 years old.

You have two skills.

You have two skills.

20. As for you to die.

How far is it, how far is it! ! ! !

2 1. I gave you a face you didn't want to face, and you lost yours.

Face, I turned my face.

Give you face, you are shameless, you lose face, I turn my face.

22. If you treat me no three no four, I will give you some.

See the color!

If you treat me no three no four, I will give you some color to see see! !

23. Hello, everyone! If you have something to say, say it!

If you have nothing to say, go home! !

If you have something to fight, you will retreat.

24. Five naked women play with ten

Colour happily.

pleochroic

25. The power of nine people

Jiuyang Shen Gong

26. The story of nine women

Jiuyin Zhen Jing

27. Nine women grabbed a bone.

Jiuyin white bone claw

Yelang is a big boy!

The absurd conceit of Yelang Wang-indulge in conceit

29. Guide to Dog Beating

Beat the dog with a stick