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The king of super common sense decided to fight the first world war.
The history of Japanese bread king can be traced back to ancient times, and the staple food in Japan is rice. The rice is really delicious, but eating bread is also delicious and fun.
However, bread from France, Britain, Germany and Italy is quite strong in the market, and there is no Japanese bread style. Shouting, "Then create it! ! "An energetic teenager named" Azuma Kazuma ". Have the strongest weapon to make bread: it is an unusually warm magic hand that ordinary people can't reach, and it is called "the hand of the sun", a mind full of ideas beyond common sense. In order to realize the dream of making bread "Japanese bread", which can be proud of the whole world and belongs to the Japanese, we have faced various difficulties and many strong enemies with Ma Mian! The completion time is just around the corner, so we must create it! !
This film tells the story of Azuma Kazuma, a hot-blooded teenager with "the hand of the sun", making Japanese bread. That high-spirited, high-spirited teenager is now ready to join the challenge and pursue the most perfect, greatest and best place. His thin "hand of the sun" suitable for the bakery knocked down the strong enemies one by one. character introduction
Azuma Kazuma met a baker's uncle when he was young. Influenced by this man, he decided to create "Japanese bread". The strongest tool for making bread is the magic hand with a higher body temperature than ordinary people, which is called "the hand of the sun". There is also a very knowledgeable idea in my head, aiming at creating Japanese bread that I can be proud of in the world. Kazukawa Yue is the granddaughter of Pantasia, a Japanese bread maker, and is in charge of Pantasia's branch in southern Tokyo. From the professional baker's point of view, it is super A-class, but because it is not an orthodox heir, it has been treated unfairly. There is a sad past under his smile. The goal of introducing Kansai people to Hanoi is to become the first baker in Japan. It's not that there is no talent, just some shortcomings. Therefore, efforts to make up for the shortcomings have crossed many difficulties. Interview with the original ring (a baker who kills people without blinking an eye, but his * * * is very interesting, but there is a bully girl in M country behind him.
The first-class skill in bread making is the youngest in history. He is a baker with superior talent, and he is also the winner of the battle decided by the new baker Wang. Use all kinds of bread making techniques stolen from all over the world. He is a samurai. The dark baker in Tokyo, Asia, has a keen sense of taste. Judge the taste of bread. When you eat delicious bread, you will have a problem that can't be expressed in words. You can watch it yourself. It's a very good animation.
2. Just kidding me, get 100 first.
A driver who let the traffic police spray blood ran a red light and was stopped by the traffic police.
Traffic police: "Comrade, you ran a red light." The driver looked around innocently: "Where is the red light?" The traffic police pointed to the red light.
Driver: "Shit, can I get by hanging so high?" The traffic police were speechless and the ox drove away. * * * * * * * * * * * * * for a moment, the cow man was stopped by the traffic police again: "Comrade, you pressed the line.
The driver looked down at the team and cursed, "I didn't crush you!" "Traffic police dizzy, cattle people hurry up. * * * * * * * * * * * * * * Soon, another traffic police stopped the cow. After the cow got off the bus, the traffic police said, "Comrade, you drink and drive.
"The driver sneers," beer is wine? So you say soy sauce is also oil? "The traffic police fainted again, and the cattle people ran away. * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *, the traffic police stopped the cow again and asked for a driver's license.
The driver didn't have a license, so he looked up and down at the traffic police: "Why don't you get a wife right away? I don't care?" Traffic police: "My child is in middle school." Driver: "Then take out your marriage certificate.
"Traffic Police:" I didn't bring it. "Driver:" No or not married.
"Traffic Police:" You can't say that. Just because you don't have a license doesn't mean you're not married "Driver:" I don't have my driver's license. .............................................................................................................................................................
3. The nine swords of Dugu have blown to the sky. What other swordsmanship do you need?
Wushu includes fencing, internal skill and lightness skill. They are a subset of non-interference, and their martial arts are * * *.
A person's internal strength has nothing to do with his fencing. Bai Zizai's internal strength is above silly tea, but his fencing is not as good as silly tea, which will not change because he won silly tea for nothing. Compared with fencing, you can't mix internal skill with lightness skill, otherwise, will you win with fencing or lightness skill with internal skill? On the Five Masterpieces of Huashan Sword, it is a contest, not the first fencing.
Meizhuang is called sword, why not attach internal force? Xiang made it very clear that we are going to compete with swords, not with force. Can taking lightness skill and internal force be called fencing victory? Didn't that silly tea say that fencing is not as good as Bai Zizai? Dugu can break is the original text, and all the swordsmanship in the world is broken by Dugu's nine swords.
Judging people is actual combat, not martial arts. Big and small martial arts can't beat Huo Dou. What can you judge in this actual combat? The little dragon girl's box is flying all over the sky, so it can't be judged that her martial arts are higher than the box, because the original text States that her martial arts are not as good as the box.
The box that Jue Yuan chased ran all over the mountain, and his martial arts was not as good as the box. Because Jue Yuan doesn't know martial arts.
The so-called actual combat judgment, how to judge whether the two conditions are different? What you want to demonstrate is not whether Zhang San can beat Li Si, but which is better, Zhang San's martial arts or Li Si's. The premise of theoretical realization is in line with Wu Li, so Wu Li will not admit that the arm is infinitely elongated or faster than lightning.
The Book of Nine Swords of Dugu has no written evidence to prove that it violates martial arts.
4.4. What games are there in Wii?
■ Japanese version of the game [J]-J00 1 Wii sports J003. Banana Blitzkrieg J004 Lehman Mad Rabbit J005 Launches Wii J006 Sparrow Conference Wii J007 Fucking Geye Comes to the Party J008 Maze Rolling Ball (Crossing Lost) J009 Dragon Ball Z Cracking NEOJ0 10 Red Steel J0 1 1 Car Story J012J0 Giant Worm Magic Island J0 14 Mercury's Staff Z Double Super Knife J0 15 SD Gundam Speed Hammer J0 16 Magic Flyball J0 17 Energy Elf J0 18 Crayon Shinchan's Strongest Family J0 19 GT PRO Racing Car J02/KL City WiiJ023 Death Bleach White Blade Waltz J024 Dancing and Dancing Vario Made J025 Monster 4X4 Around the World J026 Flame Heralds J027 Naruto Storm Spread atrix Ninja Wars! EXJ028 tram, go! Shinkansen EXJ029 Lightspeed Masked Man 2 1J030 Bombman World WiiJ03 1 Sonik and Secret Ring J032 Cooking Mom, come to the cooking conference! J033 Gollum Game Collection J034 Super Paper Mario J035 Dog Island Flower Story J036 Target! ! Fishing J037 Detective Conan recalls fantasy J038 endless adventure of One Piece J039 Pirates of the Caribbean 3 Doomsday J040 Go! Let's go Mi Nong Jun J04 1 Momotaro Electric Railway 16 Hokkaido has a large mobile volume! J042 Mario Party 8J043 Three Kingdoms 1 1J044 Resident Evil 4 WiiJ045 Tree of Ranch Story Peace J046 Wii Relaxed Mind Classroom J047 Magic Teacher New Contract War J048 One-Step Boxing J049 Field Power Professional Baseball WiiJ050 Puyue Square15th Anniversary J05 1. J052 Pokemon Battle Revolution J053 donkey kong Jet Wooden Bucket Race J054 Fighting the Dragon Sword God Masked Queen and Mirror Tower J055 Guilty Gear XX COREJ056 Dew Adventure J057 Mobile Warrior Gundam MS Front 0079J058 Puppy Puzzle Edition J059 Eternal Blue J060 Octopus Bubble J06 1 New China Daxian J062 Nanmeng Palace Park Come and play! J063 Warring States Warrior KATANAJ064 My simulation town J065 Enchantment Division Shadow of Heimanglou J066 Bath Fishing Six Pills Legend J067 Spongebob Toy Robot Attack J068 Live Power Professional Baseball 2 WiiJ069 Dragon Ball Z Lightning Flint Meteor J070 ghost squad J07 1 Volkswagen Series vol. 1 Let's play together. J072 Volkswagen Series vol.2 Let's fish together J073 Treasure Island Z: The secret treasure of Barbaros J074 DDR Dance Revolutionary fanatic J075 Silver Soul Wanwu J076 Lehman Mad Rabbit 2J077 Super Mario Galaxy J078 Opna J079 Mario and Sonik Beijing Olympic Games J080 Resident Evil An brera Chronicle J08 1 Naruto spreads Ninja Wars in atrix! EX2J082 Magic Flying Ball 2J083 Warring States basara 2J084 Warring States basara 2 Heroes Biography J085 Kitaro Monster Game J086 Doraemon Wii Secret Prop King decides not to fight J087 Heroes no longer fight J088 Dreams, Elves, Stars, Nightfall Story J089 Chocobo's incredible maze, The maze of forgotten time J090 We love golf J0965438+ 0 City of God 3J092 Crazy climber J093 Shanghai J094 Snow Girl Cyclone J094Hit J 102 nodame's fantastic symphony J 103 Tutor Hitman reborn fantasy beyond vs WiiJ 104 Super Knife-wielding New Blood J/ Kloc-0/05 Fucking Ge Ye Swing Opera Troupe J 106 Hanjian Wii Chinese Character King Final J 107 Sonik Skateboard Meteor Story J 108. Spinning ball J 109 Nintendo superstar chaos XJ 109B Nintendo superstar chaos x [complete version D9 subspace does not collapse: 5 yuan/Zhang] J 1 100 family skiing j1family riding j/kloc-0. Bass fishing J 1 15 Volkswagen series vol.5 bricklaying J 1 16 Volkswagen series vol.6 noisy gunfight J 1 17 national truck festival J 1 18 Q racing. Kloc-0/2 1 Nobunagaya 27 Mario Racing WiiJ 128 Feather J 129 Hot Locomotive J 130 Cleaning Team J 13 1 Selected Desktop Games J 132 5 High-level Battle 2J 136 Incredible Labyrinth Wind-induced Xilin 3J 137 Super Mario Baseball Field Family Baseball J 138 Yue Xian Legend Lata Teske Knight J 139 Adventure Mammoths and Secret Stones in Java J 140 Resident Evil 0J14. Vario World Swing J 143 Zero Occlusion J 144 Live Power Baseball 15 J 145 Target! The fishing expert challenges the world J 146. Wii J 147 fire prevention drafting instructions J 148 Lost blue beach J 149 speed racer J 150 rainbow captain J 15 1 party game J. 5438+053 Rainbow Bubble J 154 One Piece's Endless CruiseNo. 1 Wandering Treasure J 155 New Bomber J 156 Soul-eater Monotonous Princess J 157 Natural Disaster Crisis Day J 158 Kung Fu Panda 438+060 Live Power Major League Baseball 3J 16 1 Star Wars Force Release J 162 Wii Music J 163 Big Monster Fight J 164 Innocent Ace of Black Boy in the Air J 165 Days later/. 68 Ranch Story Stimulates Animal March J 169 Body Building Boxing J 170 Mario Football * * * Four-shot J17/Mobile Warrior Gundam Slot Machine 2 Lost Warriors Editor J 172 Pigment Baby J 173 Family Skiing World Skiing and Kloc-0/75 My Virtual Kingdom j 173 Forbidden Dark Triangle Box J 180 Animal Forest City Man J18/Double atrix Chronicles Left-handed Dice Right-handed Sword J 182 Hula Wii: Beauty and Health Start with Hula Dance J/Kloc. EX3J 184 Hard-working people J 185 The border of the new ranch story and rune workshop J 186 language pinyin J 187 428 blocked Shibuya J.
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