Funny joke: Xiaoming was roughed up by the teacher after he wrote couplets.

The teacher said:

There are people outside, and there are people here. There is nothing in the world that is impossible to a willing heart.

Xiaoming is right:

There is a way to steal, and there is a way to learn, and he was born in infernal affairs.

The teacher frowned ... and continued to ask questions:

and while one man guards it ten thousand cannot force it,

Xiaoming was right without thinking: < Cramming at the last minute

Xiaoming blinks:

Everything will work out in the end, but looking at the mountain will lead to a dead horse

Teacher: "Here are the sentences, please use ... first, then ... make sentences. It is better to require concise language."

Xiaoming bowed to the teacher: "Goodbye, sir! "

......:" Get out of here. " ......