The funny tour guide rewrote the essay

1. Looking for a humorous tour guide introduction

Hello everyone! Welcome to our Beijing. I am the most talented person in the Beijing tourism industry. I am handsome and unrestrained. I am graceful in the wind. I am tall, powerful and powerful. I am known as the landslide, the ground splits, and the water flows back. My beauty and wisdom combine to become a hero and chivalry. I am a driver master. You can cut both sides of the ribs, and you can cut the chef twice for the sake of the guests. Haha, just kidding everyone, to liven up the anger in our car.

My name is XXX, and I am your tour guide in Beijing this time. You can call me XX. I am very happy to meet you in this huge sea of ??people. I believe this is our fate. As the saying goes, it takes a hundred years to cultivate. Traveling in the same boat, we have also been in the same boat for hundreds of years. Since you meet me in Dalian to serve you, I will definitely let you have fun and enjoy yourself.

We hope that our service will bring you the feeling of being at home for a thousand days and not having trouble going out. Now I will start our trip with a song. Everyone, please raise your golden palms, silver palms, and cacti and applaud me XX.

(Singing) Introducing the itinerary. 2. Humorous guide words,

(1) I look a bit old, just like a Shaanxi jujube, the outer skin is a little wrinkled, so I think it is good to cross the sea.

(2) Don’t look at me because I am fat, but I have strength when I work. Don’t look at me because I am thin, I work with rhythm. Even though I am young, I am very skilled at work, and even though I am old, I am not afraid no matter how tiring the work is.

No matter how tall I am, I have to stoop even when climbing mountains and drilling holes. No matter how short I am, if I make mistakes in my work, I should correct them immediately. (3) Follow your feelings when singing, and follow your tour guide when traveling. We love each other, hold hands, and move forward together in unity.

(4) Travel tips: To be a happy tourist, you must believe, support and cooperate with the work of the tour guide and driver. Don’t sleep too much, don’t compare too much, don’t care too much.

(5) Whether the journey is hard or not, think about the Long March 25,000; whether the journey is tiring, think about the revolutionary veterans. Whether the journey is sweet or not depends on the tour guide's mouth.

The art of communication between tour guides and tourists is to be close to tourists, natural and relaxed; praise tourists and communicate friendly; make jokes and stories with moderate humor; serve thoughtfully and study hard; service procedures are neither tight nor loose; pay attention to details, Begin and finish; special service, transcend time and space; extraordinary service, make up for mistakes and make contributions; respect the old and love the young, good style; careful planning, well-informed; knowledgeable and courteous attitude. 3. Looking for a humorous tour guide introduction

Hello everyone!

Welcome to our Beijing, I am the most talented person in the Beijing tourism industry. Handsome and unrestrained, Yushu is in the wind, suave, tall, mighty, known as landslides, ground cracks, water flows backwards, ghosts see sorrow, beauty and wisdom combined with hero and chivalry, the incarnation of hero and chivalry, loved by everyone. The car sees the car, the driver can be stabbed with both sides, and the chef can be stabbed with two knives by the guests, haha``

Just kidding everyone, to liven up the anger in our car. My name is XXX and I am your tour guide in Beijing this time. You can call me XX. I am very happy to meet you in this vast sea of ??people. I believe this is our fate. As the saying goes, it takes a hundred years for us to be in the same boat. We have also been in the same boat for a hundred years. Same car. Since you meet me in Dalian to serve you, I will definitely let you have fun and enjoy yourself. We hope that our service will bring you the feeling of being at home for a thousand days and not having difficulty going out.

Now I will start our trip with a song. Everyone, please raise your golden palms, silver palms, and cacti and applaud me XX. (Singing) Introducing the itinerary.

4. Based on Li Daoyuan's "Three Gorges", write an essay about visiting the Three Gorges as a tour guide

When I first went to the Three Gorges, I couldn't help but marvel at the beautiful scenery in front of me. From the perspective of the Three Gorges Downstream from the upper reaches, mountains are connected to mountains, ridges are connected to ridges, and there are many cliffs and layers of cliffs on both sides. It reminds me that if it is not noon or midnight, when the sun or moon rises to its highest point, it may be difficult to see here. They are! In summer, a large amount of melted ice and snow flows down from the source of the river, covering the small hills on the shore. As a result, the upward and downward navigation routes are blocked. At this time, only the surging river water can be seen on the river, but not the There are ships arriving. But sometimes, when the emperor's order needs to be conveyed quickly, he has to take the risk of taking a boat, because no one dares to disobey the emperor's order! So much so that sometimes we set out from Baidicheng in the morning and arrive at Jiangling in the evening. The more than 1,200 miles in between, even if we ride on a strong wind or ride a fast horse, it doesn't go that fast. In spring and winter, The snow-white rapids and the deep green pool water swirled with clear waves, reflecting the shadow of various scenery. In the high peaks on both sides, there grew many odd grotesque cypress trees, as well as waterfalls hanging down in the middle. , flying down from it. Here, the water is clear, the trees are strong, the mountains are high, and the grass is lush. It is really interesting. On a sunny day or a frosty morning, you can see another kind of scenery: the woods. The mountains and rivers are cool and quiet, and apes often scream loudly from high places. The sound is continuous and extremely sad. It spreads in this uninhabited valley, and the sadness is gentle and disappears after a long time. Therefore, the fishermen here It is described in the song: Among the Three Gorges of Badong, Wu Gorge is the longest. The apes will cry a few times, and the clothes will be wet with tears! When I went to the Three Gorges for the first time, I couldn't help but marvel at the beautiful scenery in front of me. 5. Looking for humorous tour guide (introduction)

Hello tourists!

Hello to all the fellow group members and kiddies here, I welcome you all to participate in this five-day tour of the Hall of the King of Hell organized by our Judge Travel Agency. My name is Death! I am the tour guide who accompanies us throughout this hell activity. You can call me Death Guide. Sitting next to me is our driver, Master Wuchang. Master Wu has hundreds of years of experience in rolling over cars. The car you are riding now is The scrapped car also has a history of 13 years. Since it has no brakes, it must collide with other objects to slow down when parking. This master driver set a personal driving record of no accidents for 12 consecutive minutes. He usually only needs to drink two bottles of liquor to get on the bus. We will do our best to make everyone feel disgusting to eat, dirty to live in, dangerous to walk, and awkward to play, so that this trip to hell will become a journey that you will never forget. Also, this car does not have a speedometer. If your upper teeth knock out, the speed is 110 kilometers; if the glass window flies out, the speed is 119 kilometers; if the wheels fall off, the speed is 120 kilometers; if the roof If we fly out, we will reach our destination—hell—right away.

Now we come to the first scenic spot - Yin and Yang Realm. There are cliffs on both sides in front of us, which can only allow our cars to pass. We will not go back the whole way. Please stick your heads out of the car and stretch out. - Stretch - Stretch. Okay, if there are no accidents, congratulations to everyone, we made it to hell smoothly. . . . 6. Humorous guide words,

(1) I look a bit old, just like a Shaanxi jujube, the outer skin is a little wrinkled, so I think it is good to cross the sea.

(2) No matter how fat I am, I have strength when I work. No matter how thin I am, I have rhythm when I work.

No matter how young I am, I have skills in my work. No matter how old I am, I am not afraid of being tired at work.

No matter how tall I am, I have to stoop even when climbing mountains and drilling holes. No matter how short I am, if I make mistakes in my work, I should correct them immediately.

(3) Follow your feelings when singing, and follow your tour guide when traveling. We love each other, hold hands, and move forward together in unity.

(4) Travel tips: To be a happy tourist, you must trust, support and cooperate with the work of tour guides and drivers.

Don’t sleep too much, don’t compare too much, don’t care too much.

(5) Whether the journey is hard or not, look at the Long March 25,000; whether the journey is tiring or not, think about the revolutionary veterans.

Whether the journey is sweet or not depends on the tour guide’s mouth.

The art of communication between tour guides and tourists

Get close to tourists and be natural and relaxed; Praise tourists and communicate friendly; Make jokes and stories with moderate humor; Serve thoughtfully and study hard; Service procedures are not urgent Loose; pay attention to details, start to finish; special service, transcend time and space; extraordinary service, make up for mistakes and make contributions; respect the old and love the young, good style; well-planned, well-informed; knowledgeable and courteous attitude.