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I want to know some interesting English sentences …
You ... so ... be cows and horses in your next life ... and I'll feed you grass. ...
Having been friends with you for so long, you always care about me, but I often give you trouble. I really don't know how to repay you.
You ... so ... be cattle and horses in your next life ... I will definitely pull up grass for you to eat. ...
2.
If you are a meteor, I will chase you; if you are a satellite, I will wait for you; if you are a star, I will wait for you.
You, but ... you are the orangutan ~ I can only see you in the zoo! ! Ah .. what a pity! !
If you were a meteor, I would chase you. If you are a satellite, I will wait for you. If you were a star, I would fall in love.
Unfortunately, it's you ... you're an orangutan ~ I can only see you in the zoo! ! Oh, what a pity! !
3.
If incense can burn for a year before I can meet you, incense that burns for three years may know you, and incense that burns for ten years may stay with you.
For the happiness of my next life, I would like to ... propose a toast to Christianity.
If you can meet you after burning incense for one year, you can know you after burning incense for three years, and you can be cherished after burning incense for ten years.
For the happiness of my next life, I am willing to ... convert to Christianity. ..
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