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A short story related to Water Margin

In order to vent his anger on his father and daughter, Lu killed himself with three punches, and then abandoned his post and absconded. He first came to Wutai Mountain Wen Shu Academy to become a monk. Because he disobeyed Buddhist rules and made trouble by drinking, the abbot introduced him to Suoguo Temple to see the vegetable garden. There are twenty or thirty local ruffians living near the vegetable garden. They often come to the garden to steal vegetables, but a few gardeners can't control them. This time, I heard that there was a new person, so I made trouble. Unexpectedly, the two leaders were kicked into the cesspit, scaring them into begging for mercy. The next day, I bought some food and wine as gifts for Lu. Everyone was having a good time when they heard crows barking in the big tree outside the door. The local ruffians said it was unlucky, and the noisy people were upset and wanted to move a ladder to tear down the bird's nest. Lu rode a horse, drunk, first pushed it with his hand, then took off his coat, raised his waist with his right hand down, grabbed his upper body with his left hand, and uprooted the willow tree with a big bowl. The thieves were frightened and bowed down to Lu as their teacher. When Gao Qiu, the son of Song Taiwei, a wild pig, visited the temple, he saw that Zhang, Lin Chong's wife, was very beautiful, so he asked Lin You, Lin and Lin to go out for a drink and secretly tricked Zhang into going home. Maid Jinluo ran to tell Lin Chong that Lin Chong had arrived and fled to Gao. He also offered a high fake treasure knife and Lin Chong, making Lin enter the White Tiger Hall with a knife. Gao Qiu went out, falsely accused Lin Chong of assassination and sent him to Cangzhou. Lu also bribed Xue Ba to harm others on the road. Lin Chong's new acquaintance Lu in Suoguo Temple secretly followed him to the wild pig forest for fear of getting lost. When Lu tried to kill Lin Chong, he saved Lin Chong. Lin rushed to Cangzhou and burned grass all night. It happened that Lin took shelter from the snow in the mountain temple, not in the forage field, and took revenge on Liangshan after killing Lu. Song Wu (nickname: Walker Song Wu), a tiger killer of Song Wu, went home to visit his brother and passed through Jingyanggang on the way. I drank a lot in Gangxia Hotel and staggered to Shang Gang. There is not much excitement, but a tree reads: "Recently, there was a big bug in Jingyanggang, but there were businesses across the board. You should team up and cross the gang. Please don't make mistakes. " Song Wu thought it was a scary letter from a restaurant. In order to let passers-by live in his shop, he ignored it and moved on. When the sun was about to set, Song Wu came to a ruined temple and saw the government notice posted at the gate. After Song Wu finished reading, he knew there was a tiger on the mountain. He had to go back to the hotel, and he was afraid of jokes from the store, so he continued. Because of the attack of alcoholism, he found a big bluestone and lay down on his back. He was just about to fall asleep when he heard a gust of wind whistling by. A colorful tiger came at Song Wu, who quickly dodged and hid behind the tiger. When the tiger jumped, Song Wu hid again. When the tiger is in a hurry, it shouts at Song Wu with its tail. Song Wu quickly jumped away again. When the tiger turned around, he raised his whistle stick and slammed it on the tiger's head with all his strength. With a click, the whistle stick hit the branch. The tiger is a wild animal, and it came at Song Wu. Song Wu threw away half a stick and rode on the tiger's back. He grabbed the skin on the tiger's head with his left hand and slammed it with his right hand. It didn't take long to beat the tiger's eyes, mouth, nose and ears with blood everywhere, and he couldn't move on the ground. Song Wu was worried that the tiger would play dead, so he raised half his whistle stick and played for a while. He stopped when he saw that the tiger was really out of breath. From then on, Song Wu became famous and was called "the hero who killed the tiger".