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Liangjian classic quotations

1. We are cavalry, even without horses we are faster than infantry. Rush up to surpass the infantry, rush to the front, rush!

2. Without the order of our leader, if the sky falls, we must hold it with our head. Even if it enters the tiger's mouth, I can break off two of its teeth!

3. Let me tell you, Mr. Cheng, that I taught him how to shoot a gun back then. Now I will teach him how to fight and let him learn from it by standing on the hillside.

4. What I like is mine!

5. A wolf travels a thousand miles to eat meat, and a dog travels a thousand miles to eat shit. When our independent group eats meat, it is when we meet a little devil.

6. National interests are higher than ideology, and national interests are higher than everything else.

7. It is said that a Japs can only fight with a bayonet twice. I don’t believe this evil. They have two shoulders fighting against a head. Japs are raised by humans and are very fleshy. A big knife has to go through a hole. Even if I meet the Lord of Hell, I can still get rid of my beard.

8. If a dignified man carries a female gun and spreads it around to make people laugh, I want a male one.

9. Tian and I cannot be separated. Her blood is flowing in my body. If I were separated from her, the blood in my veins would make me unable to sleep. I can't eat. Tian is right. I can't be too accustomed to things. Once I get used to it, problems will easily occur. She said that she doesn't want to accommodate me too much and will argue when it's time to argue. This is the truth. This is the real truth. couple.

10. Commander, just save your bullets. I told all the commandos that if we go up there, we are not going to survive.

11. If a person is unlucky, he will hit his heel when he farts. Being the director of a piece of shit quilt and clothing factory, is that what a gentleman does? Doesn't this force Zhang Fei to embroider? You, Old Ding, just wait. If one day you get a quilt with mandarin ducks playing in the water, it will be embroidered by me, Old Li.

12. You must die on the way to charge.

13. It is okay for an army composed of well-behaved children to be obedient and disciplined, but there are often no naughty children who can fight tough battles. Naughty children are often capable of great things. Such an army is often particularly powerful in combat!

14. If you ask for money, you won’t give it, and if you ask for your life, you won’t give it!

15. Brother Ligong, take a good look at the mainland again. I’m afraid it will be difficult to come back after leaving.

16. Damn you, you are a prodigal son, why don’t you use it sparingly? If you dare to complain, I'll beat you!

17. Is it that serious? To put it bluntly, I, Lao Li, can't live without you. If another political commissar is brought in, if our temper is wrong and we can't pee in a pot, the troops will be lost, you know?

18. I don’t regard this breakout as a breakthrough. What do I regard it as? Treat it as an offense and attack the enemy!

19. Rather than miss the opportunity, we should attack decisively! I don't care if this enemy is increasing troops for Ping An. Even if he goes to pay his birthday, you can't let him succeed!

20. I exchanged five machine guns for this cavalry company commander. How you train is your business. Physical punishment is wrong, but kicking him in the butt is okay. Yes, yes, you have to do ideological work, and say to those stupid and disobedient soldiers, I beg you, brother, can I kneel down for you?

21. One soldier is a raging enemy, and a general is raging in a nest.

22. If you rely on asking for instructions to fight a war, you can’t catch up with your cooking!

23. In this world, only thoughts and love cannot be imprisoned. Morality and reason often pale in front of love.

24. As long as it is to fight the Japanese devils, I, Chu Yunfei, am willing to cooperate with the devils!

25. If the leader gives me face, I will definitely keep it.

26. When facing a powerful opponent, you must resolutely draw your sword even though you know you are losing. Even if it falls, it will become a mountain and a ridge. Even if we are outnumbered, even if we are surrounded. However, we dare to show our swords and fight to the last man.

In a word, when we meet on a narrow road, the brave one wins. The spirit of bright sword is the soul of our army. The point of the sword is invincible!

27. When it comes to hand-to-hand combat and bayonet fighting, we are the ancestors of the little devils. Is it okay for little devils to disrespect their ancestors now?

28. With so many people, when did so many people come out? It seems that your body bones have become hardened, and all of you have become a fucking rich man.

29. If someone asks, among all the main regiment commanders of the Eighth Route Army, who is the best at fighting, no one can say. But if you ask who is the most courageous and the most capable of causing trouble, people will definitely say It's Li Yunlong!

30. As a man, you are kind, affectionate, and a man. But as a soldier, especially a commander, you are not fucking qualified at all!

31. When you were hospitalized, I, Li Yunlong, lost three things. My wife was killed by the Japs, my brother who lived and died, his head was chopped off by the bandits, and besides, you, a political commissar who has been in a coma for twenty-three days, even if you put a stone in my chest, Li Yunlong, you should keep warm. Isn’t it? I am not made of iron, I also have a heart, I have a liver, and I also have feelings!

32. What a joke, I have fought hundreds of battles, big and small. Which one was won by culture? I beg you, Zhao Gang studied at a small radio station in Yanjing, specializing in complaining about my treachery!

33. Our political commissar Zhao is a Confucius with a sword on his waist, both civil and military. I'm not very selective about my food. I don't like too much, and I'm not happy when there's less. If I can't get anything, I'll be scolded. Of course, I don’t want everything. If you bring me a Japanese girl, I won’t want it.

34. If I want to die, I want to die like a man. I can't die like this. If I want to die, I want to die on the way to charge.

35. We are a group of wild wolves, eating the flesh of the Japanese and breaking their bones!

36. What are you doing, brigade commander, robbing! The first level of officialdom crushes people to death.

37. Speaking of hand-to-hand combat and bayonet fighting, we are the ancestors of the little devils. Is it okay for the little devils to disrespect their ancestors now?

38. It is said that a Japs can only fight with a bayonet twice. I don’t believe this evil. They carry a head on two shoulders. Japs are raised by humans and have long flesh. A big knife has to go through a hole. Even if I meet the Lord of Hell, I can still pull off a few of his beards!

39. Tete, you are also a spy! Tell me, what’s the wrong name? Commander Li, Li Tank, Li Aircraft, even Li Kangmei and Li Frontline are stronger than the others.

40. No matter who is fighting peace, our 358th group will definitely help!

41. Matchmaker? I think you, Director Luo, are more like a human trafficker.

42. What the hell are the elites? I’m going to fight the elites!

43. Well, good children often have no future, but naughty children may be able to do great things.

44. Fart, Chiang Kai-shek is a man of culture, and every mouthful is as good as a wife. Am I saying that I am uneducated?

45. As the old saying goes, know your shame and then be brave! I, please, everyone!

46. He, Chu Yunfei, is from Shanxi, and Shanxi people know how to do business since they were born.

47. Don’t say you are here to beg for mercy, even if the teacher comes to beg for mercy, I won’t buy it. Killing for life and paying debts are the rules from ancient times. Let me tell you, Kong Erlengzi, I advise you to mind your own business. I am being polite to you. If it weren't for the sake of my old comrades, I would have dealt with your new second regiment as well.

48. Damn you, you’re a prodigal son, why don’t you save some money? If you dare to complain, I'll beat you!

49. If you want me to make my own weapons, fine, you can’t restrict my freedom. I have to have some autonomy! You want me to be a good boy, you want me to think of ways to get weapons, and you limit my autonomy. This is unreasonable!

50. Kong Erluzi, what kind of intellectual are you pretending to be? You don’t know a single word of Douda, and you don’t know the word when the pole is overturned. You even wear glasses and pretend to be a college student.

51. Do it well for me. If the sky breaks, I will hit it with your head!

52. What the hell are the elites? I’m going to fight the elites! What is Bushido? What I fight is Bushido!

53. Drawing a sword shows momentum, courage, and the spirit of a man.

54. Now I am studying while fighting. Let’s not waste anything. When the Japanese devils are beaten away, I will graduate from college.

55. What, do you want me to send eight sedans to carry you to take office?

56. No assists, just the main attack. Now our strength is eight to one. I have never fought such a rich battle in my eight lives. Now we are open to becoming landlords.

57. We are a group of wild wolves, eating the flesh of the Japanese and chewing their bones!

58. The weather is good today and I am in a good mood. I will beat him up as a son of a bitch.

59. If I want a wife, I will trade my wife for fifty boxes of grenades. If you give me ten more boxes, I will get you a Japanese girl.

60. Brother, you don’t know that I have recently expanded another battalion. If I return those equipment to you, my hundreds of men will have to carry wooden sticks to fight.

61. A soldier can have his head chopped off by the enemy in hand-to-hand combat, but he must not be insulted; a soldier can die, but he must never lose his dignity.

62. If you want me to make my own weapons, fine. You can’t restrict my freedom. You must have some autonomy. You want me to be a good boy, you want me to think of ways to get weapons, and you limit my autonomy. This is unreasonable!

63. Even if he comes with the guards of the Japanese Emperor, you have to choke them to death in the cesspit one by one!

64. If you rely on asking for instructions to fight a war, you won’t be able to catch up on any dish!

65. In the face of a powerful opponent, you must face the challenge even if you know you are outmatched. Even if you fall, you must become a mountain or a ridge. How awe-inspiring, what determination, what joy, what courage.

66. I don’t regard this breakout as a breakthrough. What do I regard it as? Treat it as an attack and attack the enemy.

67. Why didn’t you tell the whole team that I was the only one who was demoted? I've lost my official position and you haven't allowed me to drink some wine. Are you going to let me live?

68. We all carry one bag on two shoulders, who is afraid of whom?

69. Damn it, in which direction is it not a breakthrough?

70. I guess the city gate building is a tough nut to crack. Even if I lose my front teeth, I still have to bite it open before the Japanese reinforcements arrive!

71. Commander, just save a bullet. I told all the commandos that if we go up there, we are not going to survive.

72. Don’t I look like a boss? You kid is looking up at the sky with your buttocks turned up, you have no eyesight!

73. You bastard, you are so sincere and sincere, I just want you to drink, and you still drink.

74. Why don’t I write you an IOU? You have a lot of miscellaneous people with these two thousand. I will capture them all in two days. I will return you the direct lineage and the authentic Central Army.

75. We Eastern people don’t like forgiveness. We talk about blood for blood and tooth for tooth. We believe that only revenge can maintain our dignity.

76. There are so many soldiers and generals that we can’t get any meat from our independent regiment. It’s just the fucking political commissar. Kong Er is stupid, what kind of intellectual do you pretend to be? You don’t know a single word in Dou Da. I don’t know if it’s one when the pole falls over. You pretend to be an elephant by inserting green onions into your pig’s nose.

77. What is Bushido? What I fight is Bushido!

78. There is nothing in this world that Li Yunlong would not dare to do. Damn it, if he had only one or two divisions, he would dare to attack Taiyuan!

79. Even if two ants fight on the ground, he will separate the male from the female.

80. It is very possible that there is nothing in the world that Li Yunlong does not dare to do. If he had one or two divisions, he would fucking dare to attack Taiyuan!

81. Did I let you make the decision? Two hundred sets of military uniforms were all put on for me.

82. It’s too late. It’s time to use your brain. It’s too late and all the good men are gone.

83. Xiuqin, my parents, Li Yunlong, died young. I have no brothers, no sisters, and no relatives. But why do I feel that while you are lying here, half of my life, Li Yunlong, is also buried here.

84. When it comes to firearms, we can’t compare to the Japs, but when it comes to bayonets, we are his ancestors!

85. What is Bushido? What I fight is Bushido.

86. Don’t follow the same old path when you wear new clothes!

87. I understand that an army also has temperament and character, and this temperament and character are related to the first military director. If his character is strong, the army will be strong. With the roar, the army has a soul. From then on, no matter how many people this army has changed, its soul is still there.

88. Faith, what a powerful force it was. That’s the reason why you persevere when you want to give up countless times. You are willing to give your youth, blood, and even your life for her. It is light, it is electricity, it is warmth, it is a lighthouse on the sea in the vast dark night, standing on the edge of the sky, no matter it is corroded by wind and rain, no matter how shaken the earth is, it will not fall. That is the spark of hope that always shines in the most desperate situation.

89. What the hell are the elites? I am fighting the elites.

90. There is only one main regiment of Li Yunlong in Ping An City?

91. If I want to die, I will die like a man. I can't die naked like this. If I want to die, I will die on the way to charge.

92. Monk, you haven’t taken out the wine yet. I've seen it all. You secretly smuggled two bottles of Fenjiu wine and a whole roast chicken. You want to devour it for yourself. You're a monk. Liang Jian's classic quotations - "Looking at the world with a bright eye"

Collection of Liang Jian's classic quotations - "Looking at the world with a bright eye"

1. Life

1. The Origin of Internet Surfing

During the company meeting, the Chinese New Year was coming. In order to stabilize the morale of the soldiers, the leaders kept expressing the benefits of staying in the company

Although the salary in the company is not high, but you There is food to eat, a good night's sleep, and a bath. Some of you used to have no place to sleep, so you slept in Internet cafes every day. Do you have a bath in the Internet cafe?

Just as all the staff were moved and shook their heads in unison. , I suddenly said something, and it has been widely circulated in the company since then

Probably the meaning of Internet surfing is because a group of young men go to Internet cafes every day and have no place to take a shower, so they surf the Internet.

2. The Internet is everywhere

Being a virgin is a man’s lifelong pursuit, especially for us new humans. What is a virgin? It tells you whether life or death is a marriage.

Virgin, the first letter in Chinese literature is,

And China’s international domain name, which is the familiar website address, ends in

It can be seen that the Internet is everywhere No, the network exists for CN

3. Beauty of the Soul and Temperament

When a woman said passionately that people pay attention to the beauty of the soul, a beautiful woman should pay attention to the connotation of temperament, and beauty of the soul is the real beauty

Very simple , a certain girl is definitely an ugly girl. A beautiful girl does not necessarily have a beautiful soul, and an ugly girl does not necessarily have a beautiful soul. Beauty of the soul has nothing to do with the beauty of a person's appearance

Perhaps, beauty of the soul becomes the only self-comfort for an ugly woman way

4. Is virginity important?

When I was passionately in love with my previous girlfriend, I suddenly asked, are you still a virgin?

She suddenly fell silent and answered, "Is virginity important?" Next: the most important thing is the two of them. . . . .

I suggest that after listening to the first sentence of the answer, you do not need to listen to the following words. According to human psychology, is it important for your beloved woman to answer that she is a virgin? It is very simple, she is definitely not, everyone might as well go When doing this test, I declare: I am not responsible for the breakup fee.

5. The Disadvantages of Being Rich

If a man has money, he will learn bad things, and if a woman learns bad things, she will get rich. If you ask where the money goes in today's society, it all goes to women. Men are just the middle station of money. It is easy to explain that women like bad men.

It is recommended that men in all families should leave their money to their wives to manage. Men are not bad, and women are not bad.

6. The Origin of Women's 38

Calling women 38, many people think it's because a woman is rude.

In fact, saying that a woman is 38 is a sign of respect for women. When we first got married, a 1.5-meter-wide bed was enough for the couple to sleep on. Then after I had my son, he slept in the middle, so I could only Squeezing to the outside of the 38th line of the bed, like this every night. I can only take up 3 shares of anything I encounter.

My wife gave all her love to me to my son. Chinese women are great. I suggest that everyone call their wives 38po to show respect for women. The premise is: I am not responsible for medical expenses.

7. The high quality of urban people

They eat fourth-class food, drink third-class water, and breathe second-hand air every day, but they claim to be first-class people.

In comparison, I would rather be a low-quality rural person. The living conditions of high-quality urban people cannot be compared with ours. Li Yunlong’s Classic Quotations from Bright Sword

1. What is Bushido? I am fighting for Bushido!

2. Matchmaker? I think you, Director Luo, are more like a human trafficker.

3. Damn it, in which direction is it not a breakthrough?

4. What the hell are the elites? I am fighting the elites.

5. Even if two ants fight on the ground, he will separate the male from the female.

6. If a dignified man carries a female gun and spreads it around to make people laugh, I want a male one.

7. We are a group of wild wolves, eating the flesh of the Japanese and breaking their bones!

8. I don’t regard this breakout as a breakthrough, but as what? As an attack, attack the enemy!

9. Fart, Chiang Kai-shek is a man of culture, and every mouthful is as good as a woman. Am I saying that I am uneducated?

10. A wolf travels a thousand miles to eat meat, and a dog travels a thousand miles to eat shit. When our independent group eats meat, it is when we meet a little devil.

11. Why didn’t you tell the whole team that I was the only one who was demoted? I've lost my official position and you haven't allowed me to drink some wine. Are you going to let me live?

12. If I want to die, I want to die like a man. I can't die like this, and if I want to die, I want to die on the way to charge.

13. If I want a wife, I will trade my wife for fifty boxes of grenades. If you give me ten more boxes, I will get you a Japanese girl.

14. I estimate that the city gate building is a tough nut to crack. Even if I lose my front teeth, I still have to bite it open before the Japanese reinforcements arrive!

15. Brother, you don’t know that I have recently expanded another battalion. If I return those equipment to you, my hundreds of men will have to carry wooden sticks to fight.

16. Te Te, he is also a spy! Tell me, what’s the wrong name? Commander Li, Li Tank, Li Aircraft, even Li Kangmei and Li Frontline are stronger than the others.

17. No assists, just the main attack. Now our strength is eight to one. I have never fought such a rich battle in my eight lives. Now we are ready to become landlords.

18. What a joke, I have fought hundreds of battles, big and small. Which one was won by culture? I beg you, Zhao Gang studied at a small radio station in Yanjing, specializing in complaining about my treachery!

19. If you want me to make my own weapons, fine, you can’t restrict my freedom. I have to have some autonomy! You want me to be a good boy, you want me to think of ways to get weapons, and you limit my autonomy. This is unreasonable!

20. It is said that a Japs can only fight with a bayonet twice. I don’t believe this evil. They carry a head on two shoulders. Japs are raised by humans and have long flesh. A big knife has to go through a hole. Even if I meet the Lord of Hell, I can still pull off a few fashionable internet name beards! Classic quotes from the TV series Bright Sword

1. When we meet on a narrow road, the brave will win.

2. Even if you want to die, you must die on the way to charge.

3. If you rely on asking for instructions, you won’t be able to catch up on any dish!

4. What is Bushido? What I fight is Bushido.

5. I want to see if a group of Japanese pigs feel pain!

6. What, do you want me to send eight sedans to carry you to take office?

7. As the old saying goes, know your shame and then be brave! I, please, everyone!

8. We are a group of wild wolves, eating the flesh of the Japanese and chewing their bones!

9. Chu Yunfei: No matter who is fighting peace, our 358th regiment will definitely help!

10. Speaking of hand-to-hand combat and bayonet fighting, we are the ancestors of the little devils. Is it okay for the little devils to disrespect their ancestors now?

11. There is nothing in this world that Li Yunlong dare not do. Damn it, if he had one or two divisions, he would dare to attack Taiyuan!

12. We are cavalry, even without horses we are faster than infantry. Rush up to surpass the infantry, rush to the front, rush!

13. Even if he comes with the Japanese Emperor’s bodyguards, you have to choke them to death in the cesspit one by one!

14. Commander, just save a bullet. I told all the commandos that if we go up there, we are not going to survive.

15. If I want to die, I want to die like a man. I can't die like this, and if I want to die, I want to die on the way to charge.

16. We Eastern people don’t like forgiveness. We talk about blood for blood and tooth for tooth. We believe that only revenge can maintain our dignity.

17. Without the order of our leader, if the sky falls, we have to hold it with our head. Even if it enters the tiger's mouth, I can break off two of its teeth!

18. Rather than miss the opportunity, it is better to attack decisively! I don't care if this enemy is increasing troops for Ping An. Even if he goes to pay his birthday, you can't let him succeed!

19. Within two months, the cavalry company will not have any combat missions. Your mission is to train. After two months, the cavalry company will be like an unsheathed sword.

20. A soldier can have his head chopped off by the enemy in hand-to-hand combat, but he must not be insulted; a soldier can die, but he must never lose his dignity.

21. As a man, you are kind, affectionate, and a man. But as a soldier, especially a commander, you are not fucking qualified at all!

22. If someone asks, among all the main regiment commanders of the Eighth Route Army, who is the best at fighting, no one can say. But if you ask who is the most courageous and the most capable of causing trouble, people will definitely say It's Li Yunlong!

23. It is okay for an army composed of good children to be obedient and disciplined, but there are often no naughty children who can fight tough battles. Naughty children are often capable of great things. Such an army is often particularly powerful in combat!

24. Facing a powerful opponent, you must face the challenge even if you know you are outmatched. Even if you fall, you must become a mountain or a ridge. How awe-inspiring, what determination, what joy, what courage.

25. If you want me to make my own weapons, fine, you can’t restrict my freedom. I have to have some autonomy! You want me to be a good boy, you want me to think of ways to get weapons, and you limit my autonomy. This is unreasonable!

26. I wish our great mentor, great leader, great commander, great helmsman, the reddest and reddest red sun in our hearts, Chairman Mao, a long life! I wish Chairman Mao’s close comrade-in-arms, our beloved Deputy Commander Lin, good health! Always healthy!

27. It is said that a Japs can only fight with a bayonet twice. I don’t believe this evil. They carry a head on two shoulders. Japs are raised by humans and have long flesh. A big knife has to go through a hole. Even if I meet the Lord of Hell, I can still pull off a few of his beards!

28. Li Yunlong: One soldier is a raging enemy, and a general is raging in a nest. As long as I am here, the Independent Regiment will howl and howl and dare to fight tooth and nail when encountering the enemy. If one day I die, the soldiers of the Independent Regiment will still howl and howl. I don't believe they will become cotton bags, why? Because my soul is still there!

29. Whether you are willing to accept it or not, this is a fact. .....It is not a scourge. When you encounter it, you should not avoid it, let alone retreat. Instead, you should actively integrate into it, understand it, and draw your own judgment. When you draw your own After making a judgment, you should firmly believe in your own judgment.

30. Faith, what a powerful force it was. That’s the reason why you persevere when you want to give up countless times. You are willing to give your youth, blood, and even your life for her. It is light, it is electricity, it is warmth, it is a lighthouse on the sea in the vast dark night, standing on the edge of the sky, no matter it is corroded by wind and rain, no matter how shaken the earth is, it will not fall. That is the spark of hope that always shines in the most desperate situation.

31. I, Li Yunlong, do not tell lies. If I say that I will not find a woman in the future, you will not believe it. But I promise you that I will never forget you in my life. You are my relative and you are mine. My wife, we must never forget this. We have held a wedding, and the cadres and soldiers of the Independent Regiment can testify for us. No matter where you go from now on, I, Li Yunlong, will come back and clean your grave and pull weeds. If I had children, I would bring them to visit your grave, and I would tell them that a relative of our family is buried here.

32. In the vast history, there was a general who died singing like the legendary thorn bird. At the moment when the thorns pierced his body, he did not realize that death was coming. He just let go of his singing voice that was comparable to that of a nightingale until the end of his life. However, when he pounced on the thorns, he knew that he was It was obvious, but he still had to do this, still stabbing the thorns into his chest. No, he did not die. The thorn bird after Nirvana finally achieved enlightenment and became the eternal fire phoenix of the Chinese nation!