What does the English on this zippo mean?

What does the English on this zippo mean?

Answer:

Hehe, this sentence is said to be a Chinese-English translation of Confucius' famous words, but obviously, it is an absurd joke. In fact, this is not what Confucius said at all, but what some diaosi teased. It was not made up by foreigners. They are just entertaining themselves. You can see many such jokes on some post bars and websites. These so-called English jokes are all translated according to Chinese meaning, and there are many grammatical mistakes, some of which you can't understand at all, so you can only laugh them off.

If you have to translate it into Chinese, this sentence can be translated into:

Confucius said (should I say or say)

The man standing on the toilet is on the toilet.

Confucius said: standing in the toilet is happy to pee in the pot.