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What's the joke about zebras?
[joke] zebra and panda zebra courted panda and were rejected. The panda said, "My mother said that all the tattooed people are juvenile delinquents." The zebra said, "Who do you think you are, sample?" My mother also said that those who wear sunglasses are gangsters. ! "Once upon a time, there were two horses, a dark horse and a white horse, walking on the grassland. The dark horse said shyly to the white horse, "Will you marry me?" The white horse thought for a moment and said, "well, it's not that I don't want to marry you, but that we will have a gray horse in the future." Too ugly! " "The dark horse immediately said," No, you and I were born in black and white. We must be zebras. In this way, it doesn't have to work like us and live a carefree life all day! "
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