A short story to tell my wife at night. urgent need

Tell her a joke. For example: A cow is eating grass, and another cow asks it: "What does your grass smell like?" The cow said: "Strawberry flavor." Another cow said: "Why doesn't the grass I eat taste like strawberry?" The cow corrected and replied: "It is grass, tasteless." Also: A bear was going to marry a dog, why did she end up marrying a cat? Answer: Because if you marry a dog, you will give birth to a "bear", and if you marry a cat, you will give birth to a "panda". Also: A white cat and a black cat were walking by the river. The white cat fell into the river, and the black cat rescued him ashore. Finally, the white cat said a word of thanks. What was it? Answer: Meow~