A joke novel about mother-child dialogue.

One day, my mother was cooking in the kitchen. Where is my father? Waiting for a delicious meal. Mother brought the food and saw that her son didn't come to the table, but he was always the first to eat it. Why did he disappear today? At this time, dad picked up chopsticks and prepared to eat. Mother quickly said, "My son hasn't come yet, so he can't eat. Go and invite him to dinner. " Dad can't stand the temptation of good food. No wonder dad is so fat! Dad hurried to his son's room and forced the door open. I couldn't help laughing when I saw my son lying on the ground reading a book! Dad said to his son, "Today you have your favorite fish-flavored shredded pork. Go and eat! " "The son walked away and the father bent down. It seems that the jokes of the post-90s generation were seen by his son.

The son walked to the dining table, but the father was gone. My mother said, "Son, where is my father?" The son replied, "I don't know." My son picked up chopsticks to prepare shredded pork with fish flavor. The mother pointed to her son's room and said, "son, go and call dad!" " "My son didn't leave, one minute, two minutes ... ten minutes, fifteen minutes ... after a long time, my father hasn't come down yet. Mother and son saw that the hot air of the fish-flavored shredded pork in the basin had dissipated. Mom pointed to the room where dad went. My son jumped off the stool and went to his room. When he saw his father lying on the ground reading, he couldn't help laughing! Legs kept jumping on the floor!

This is the charm of books, novels and comics have their own charm, and so do people. No matter how stupid you are, as long as the stupid bird flies first, you are a smart man!

Father-son cartoon composition

Ah, this book is really nice!

When I read the wonderful part of this book with relish and read that my heart was about to jump into my throat with excitement, a rough voice broke the realm of surging emotions: "Come on, son, eat!" " Put down the book and go! "It's my bearded dad, come and hurry me!

Reluctantly, I put down my book and walked out of the study in frustration.

As soon as I entered the restaurant, the smell came to my nose: fishy smell; Smells like smoked chicken; And chocolate pudding ...

At the dinner table, it really made my mouth water. It was delicious. I can't help but admire my mother's "going into the hall and going into the kitchen". Look again, stewed tofu fish, spiced smoked chicken, tomato and egg drop soup, shredded potatoes, pickled and fried Chinese cabbage, fried ice cream and chocolate pudding for dessert.

Just about to start work, my mother said, "Later, your father didn't come!" " "

When the smell of the food was all sucked into my stomach, my father hadn't come yet, and I was a little worried.

When the meal was going to be hard, I began to fidget before my father came.

It was not until the food was cold that my mother asked me to call my father.

"Dad, come on, let's eat!" I said in imitation of my father's tone. But I haven't seen him come out for a long time.

Walking into the study surprised me: Dad crossed his legs and read with relish!

Composition father and son

One day at noon, Xiaoming's family is going to eat. Xiaoming's father and Xiaoming's mother have been sitting at the dining table, waiting for dinner. Xiaoming's father saw that his baby son's nickname seat was still empty. So he asked Xiaoming's mother, "Where did Xiaoming go? The thief hasn't come to dinner yet! " Xiao Ming's mother pointed to the door of the study and said, "Your baby is reading in the study. Go and call him. Xiao Ming's father walked slowly to the study, pushed open the door of the study and saw his precious son Xiao Ming lying on the ground reading with relish. So he said to Xiao Ming, "son, stop looking and go to eat!" " "Xiao Ming said, reluctantly closed the book slowly and walked out of the study.

Dad looked at Xiaoming's book, and it turned out to be a hundred thousand whys. He thought it was very interesting, so he squatted on the ground and watched it.

Xiaoming sat at the dining table, picked up chopsticks and prepared to have a big meal, but his mother stopped him. Xiao Ming asked his mother, "What do you mean? I'm starving. Why don't you let me eat?" Mother said angrily, "You're here. Where is your father? What is he doing? This dish is cold. Go and get him. " Xiao Ming asked his mother, "Is Dad in the study?" "Of course." Mom said positively. "Come on, stop talking and go get him." Mother pointed to the study and said to Xiao Ming.

Xiao Ming came to the study and said loudly, "Dad, you won't let me see it. Why are you watching it again? You are not allowed to see it. Go and eat. " Xiao Ming went to pull his father after he finished speaking. Dad was really heavy, and Xiao Ming struggled to pull him up.

They go to eat together.

Father-son story

One day, I go to school by bus. On the bus, there is a father and son. They are talking about a problem.

The child asked his father, "Dad, what is entertainment?"

Dad replied: "Entertainment is something you don't want to do, but you must do it!" " No "

The child said, "Dad, I know!" "

The child asked again, "Dad, have you ever had social difficulties?"

Dad smiled and said, "I didn't. I don't want to do anything. I am very diligent! " "

The child said, "Dad, won't you accompany your mother to the streets for entertainment?"

Dad said impatiently, "this is not entertainment!" " "

The child said, "I see, thank you, Dad."

After a while, the bus arrived at the station and the child was about to get off, but the child said to his father before getting off, "Dad, I went to socialize."