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A joke about my girlfriend eating at my house.
Parents always have no regrets about their children. Their life savings are not enough for me to buy a house in this city to pay the down payment. Nevertheless, they are over 50 years old, and they still work every day in order to earn an extra penny and help me settle down in that city.
Seeing that I am almost 27 years old, in our hometown, most boys of the same age are married and have children. My parents are also anxious, so let me find a girlfriend as soon as possible. They will worry about the house. In order not to let my parents worry any more, I have been in no hurry to get married and have begun to pay attention to the girls around me.
I talked about a girlfriend before, because she didn't like my parents in my hometown, so I broke up with her. Later, I met Xiaoxue at a friend's party. Since childhood, no girl has actively pursued me. Xiaoxue is the first one.
From the beginning, I made it clear to Xiaoxue about my family. She is a local, and her parents are from institutions. At that time, I felt that there was a pie in the sky. Otherwise, how can a girl with such good conditions have a crush on me? My parents were very happy to know that I was in love, and repeatedly asked me to take Xiaoxue home as soon as possible.
Taking advantage of the Mid-Autumn Festival holiday, I went home with light snow. My parents knew that I was taking my girlfriend home, so they began to prepare one week in advance. When my parents met their girlfriends in the city for the first time, they couldn't stop talking. My parents couldn't speak, so they stuffed a red envelope in Xiaoxue's hand.
When eating, I saw a plate of shrimp on the dining table. As far as I can remember, there has never been such an expensive dish at my family's dinner table. My girlfriend only cares about eating shrimp and other dishes without moving chopsticks, and doesn't care about my parents' feelings. Parents work hard to buy food and cook without moving chopsticks. I drove my girlfriend away after dinner. Such a girl can't be filial to her parents, and I don't want an unfilial wife!
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