Tell me about narcissism and stinky beauty. Tell me about narcissism and stinky beauty.

1. Ever since I learned how to be beautiful, I don’t know how to walk like crazy.

2. Don’t be too beautiful if you don’t mind. In fact, wearing makeup is really not as beautiful as without makeup.

3. Bai Fumei means an idiot, rich and ugly.

4. There is no shortage of beauty in this world, including the ugly.

5. I suddenly realized why everyone loves to do manicures. It can indeed make people feel happy and improve their mood. Maybe it’s just the secret pleasure of being beautiful.

6. Do you know why flowers like to be stuck on cow dung? Because some people just like stinky beauty!

7. Love is sometimes a game a person plays with himself. You are busy being pretty, but he doesn’t see how beautiful you are.

8. I am a perfectionist. I pursue perfection, but I cannot achieve perfection, so I can only be pretty.

9. Don’t look so pretty in front of me. If your false eyelashes fall off or your contact lenses fall off, I’ll tell you how damn pretty you are.

10. Stop being such a slut. I love you, but you don’t love me. I won’t be stupid enough to do something so uneconomical and unfair.

11. Every time you feel good about yourself, others may despise your beauty from the bottom of their hearts.

12. Wrong love is also a kind of love, and it is also worth cherishing. Just like stinky beauty is also a kind of beauty, and it is also worthy of appreciation.

13. In every dormitory, there is one who makes the most noise, one who eats the most, one who is the most stinky, and one who sleeps best.

14. Don’t be so beautiful, don’t think that everyone in the world has the same eyes as you!

15. The real self in the mirror is not just a beautiful shadow, and the factor will never grow old with time.

16. It’s not enough for people to just live. They also have to deal with some things and want to understand themselves. In the process of understanding themselves, they feel how beautiful they are.

17. The more beautiful you are, the greater your responsibility. The more you love beauty, the more you love this world. No matter how cool your sunglasses are, how soft your heart will be.

18. You are so beautiful! beautiful! beautiful! beautiful! beautiful! Smelly! Playful sentences about women who are narcissistic and ugly every day

Playful sentences about women who are narcissistic and beautiful every day (Part 1)

1. I heard that people should read more when they are ugly. No wonder my mother grew up That I am not good at reading.

2. No matter what the ending of the life novel is, it is a willing self-directed and self-acted one.

3. When we, Lao Tzu, will we become an empty cicada shell, hanging on the branches of the years, facing the dusk with our mouths open, but forgetting to sing.

4. Being a human being is really tiring. Once you are handsome, you have been handsome for more than ten years, and you will continue to be handsome.

5. I choose to give up on you because I love you deeply. In love, I lost.

6. Life is a book, a fool reads it casually, a wise man reads it carefully, because a wise man knows that he only has one chance to read it. Last time a girl asked me, how many beautiful girls have you chased when you were so old? ? I told her there was no one, and a friend of mine next to me told the truth to the girl. Usually pretty girls chase him, and the girl fainted at that time.

7. The lovely me back then is long gone, replaced by a more lovely me.

8. When you meet me, you will find that there is someone so handsome!

9. If I really love you, will you forgive me for all the mistakes I have made.

10. When I look in the mirror, I want to give myself a kiss, and I want to kneel down and kowtow a few times. He is so damn handsome.

11. A girl who met me once said to me: "If there are only ten minutes left in the world, I will recall with you how handsome you were; if there are only three minutes left in the world, If so, you have to show me your most handsome look again; if there is only one minute left in the world, I will tell you 60 times - you are so handsome.

12. .I hope you can grab my collar domineeringly, even arrogantly, and tell me that those snacks were bought for me.

13. The jade tree beats Pan An in the wind, and a pear blossom crushes the begonia.

14. People are always disliked inadvertently, unlike me, who are always liked inadvertently.

15. I regard each of you as a friend, but you regard me as a goddess.

16. Being a human being is really tiring. Once you are beautiful, you will be beautiful for more than ten years, and you will continue to be beautiful.

17. When it comes to grades, if you are ugly, you will be ranked first, if I am beautiful, I will be free.

18. From now on, I hope to become uglier slowly, otherwise I will definitely be molested by a female nymphomaniac, I’m afraid.

19. I have a good-looking appearance, fine features, and a star-like style. I am one of the first batch to pass the international ISO Handsome Boy System Certification. A small reminder; this signed beauty is worth paying attention to. 20. Today, a girl complimented me on how thin I am, so I slapped her in the face. Didn’t you see how handsome I am? !

21. A little girl once said to me upstairs: Brother, you are so handsome! I immediately replied: handsome or handsome, whatever you want.

22. What we once thought would last forever is actually just a chance encounter.

23. There were four dishes on the table. I opened the first one and took a look, ha! very nice! Old vinegar peanuts! Open the second one, even better! Old vinegar peanuts! Open the third one, peanuts, no vinegar! The fourth one saw a plate of vinegar!

24. Why? Why haven’t I seen anyone handsomer than me yet?

25. I took a beautiful photo of myself today, it’s really beautiful.

26. Some people said that I was handsome. I thought about it all night, who leaked the news.

27. Walk along a red line, stop at a red line, and not even a leaf among thousands of flowers touches you. If nothing unexpected happens, I believe that you will be conquered by the charm of my personality within less than three and a half sentences with me, and the urge to write me a love letter will immediately arise in your mind. I advise you to save it. My email inbox is full of love letters from beauties, and there is no space for you anymore.

28. Young people, you must study hard and don’t rely on a pretty face like me to eat and drink.

29. A certain man was so handsome that he alarmed the local government. The local government reported it to the central government, and the central government negotiated urgently and awarded him the Most Handsome Medal!

30. Your words can make me wander between heaven and hell.

31. Have you ever seen a handsome brother like me? ! !

32. I don’t want to be likeable, I just want to be a charming bad guy.

33. Meeting the most handsome person at the right time is a kind of happiness; meeting the most handsome person at the wrong time is a sadness.

34. There are so many people coming, I am very happy. Thank you for coming. Don't leave until the show is over, go have a meal. Whoever goes, pays. Listening to cross talk is twenty, and making noises is sixteen thousand. Just laugh and add money.

35. Why should beautiful people get special treatment? No, it will spoil me.

36. Your world is not just about you anymore, you have to know that you also have me.

37. If you are jealous, don’t give up. If you are envious, please continue. ——Sentences about narcissism.

38. I have no shortcomings as a person. The biggest shortcoming is that I am too smart. Collection of classic funny sentences about girls who are narcissistic and ugly (45 items)

Classic funny sentences about girls who are narcissistic and ugly (Part 1)

1. If you are jealous, don’t give up. If you are envious, please continue. .

2. This user is too handsome and is prohibited from setting a personal profile.

3. I have a good-looking appearance, fine features, and a star-like style. I am one of the first batch to pass the international ISO handsome boy system certification. A small reminder; this signed beauty is worth paying attention to.

4. Dear, tell me who said flowers are stuck on cow dung. You really deserve a beating. I dare to say that you are cow dung...

5. People always Being disliked inadvertently is not like me, who is always liked inadvertently.

6. Some people are alive, but they are already dead. Some people are alive, and he should have died long ago!

7. Young people, you must study hard and don’t eat and drink just on a handsome face like me.

8. If nothing unexpected happens, I believe that you and I will chat for less than three and a half sentences, and you will definitely be conquered by my personality charm, and the urge to write me a love letter will immediately arise in your mind. I advise you to save your time. My 108 email inboxes are all flooded with love letters from beauties, and there is no space for you anymore.

9. No matter what the ending of the life novel is, it is a willing self-directed and self-acted one.

10. Liking me is like buying a lottery ticket. There can only be one winner. However, getting the third prize with a smile from me is more fun than winning 5 million.

11. The mood of going to school is heavier than going to the grave!

12. A certain man was so handsome that he alarmed the local government. The local government reported it to the central government, and the central government negotiated urgently and awarded him the Most Handsome Medal!

13. A lot of people came, I was very happy. Thank you for coming. Don’t leave until the show is over, go have a meal. Whoever goes, pays. Listening to cross talk is twenty, and making noises is sixteen thousand. Just laugh and add money.

14. Brain cells begin to rebel and are out of control.

15. Why don’t I have a shockingly handsome deskmate, but my deskmate does?

16. Don’t force what you can’t get. Why be so stubborn? Isn’t this good?

17. I can’t be brave, let alone be strong. When I am most sad, I can’t face it with a smile.

18. How can I be described as handsome?

19. Children’s words are unbridled, and what comes out of the mouth is a statement without thinking, and it outlines the self that is full of loopholes but is sincere and sincere.

20. Don’t be obsessed with me, he is just a legend. In the spring I planted a girlfriend, and in the autumn I harvested a bunch of men.

21. "Ask yourselves, if you were someone else, would you be willing to have a relationship with yourself?" "I dare not even think about it, how could I be so lucky!"

22. I saw a handsome guy in the distance. I walked over and took a closer look. It turned out to be a mirror. Classic funny sentences about narcissistic and beautiful girls (Part 2)

23. I choose to give up on you because I love you deeply. In love, I lost.

24. Why don’t I have a shockingly beautiful deskmate, but my deskmate does?

25. Don’t do everything you can, don’t spend everything you have, don’t believe everything you hear, don’t tell everything you know.

26. Only when the mountains have no edges and the heaven and earth are harmonious can they dare not be handsome.

27. It is the soul of shit. Those who are particularly smelly are the innocent souls of shit.

28. I don’t want to be lovable, I just want to be a charming bad guy.

29. Shakespeare once said: Mona Lisa, can you stop laughing? I feel like vomiting when I see you.

30. It’s not easy for good-looking people to cheat. The invigilator couldn’t help but look at me a few times. No wonder I was often caught back then.

31. The world is always the same, but our moods and experiences are different.

32. Some people say I am handsome and I laugh. I am smart, brave, witty, kind, considerate, gentle, cute, generous and temperamental. You only fucking talk about how handsome I am?

33. Others praise me for being so beautiful, but I praise others for their good eyesight.

34. Being a handsome person is very tiring, I really understand this.

35. Some people said that I am handsome. I thought about it all night, who leaked the news.

36. I have a good-looking appearance, delicate features, and a celebrity style. I am one of the first batch to pass the ISO9001 Handsome Boy System Certification*. A small reminder; this signed beauty is worth paying attention to.

37. Hey. Why haven’t I seen anyone handsomer than me yet?

38. Someone asked me what is the number one beauty in my hometown? I answered yes.

39. I just want to be a quiet beautiful girl, but I can’t be quiet with my stunning appearance.

40. I was an average student and cut my bangs to cover my acne. In the eyes of my class teacher, I always wanted to fall in love.

41. I feel so scared every time I walk alone at night. It’s so dark and I’m so beautiful, I’m really afraid that others won’t see me.

42. There is no way to live this life, and the poor have only money left!

43. I have no shortcomings as a person. The biggest shortcoming is that I am too smart.

44. Shakespeare once said: Mona Lisa, can you stop laughing? I feel like vomiting when I see you. My boyfriend always likes narcissistic and ugly sentences

My boyfriend always likes narcissistic and ugly sentences (Part 1)

1. After meeting me, you will suddenly find—— It turns out that Shuai can be so specific!

2. Law-abiding people are depressed in the morning, strong beams sing songs night after night, horses and mules are used to benefit oneself at the expense of others, upright and fair people go hungry. Repairing bridges and repairing roads is blind, and there are many murders and arson. I went to the West and asked my Buddha, and the Buddha said: I can't do anything either!

3. When people see each other, they love each other, when flowers bloom, when cars see cars, they love each other. So I don’t dare to go out for fear of injuring others.

4. There is a bright moonlight in front of the bed. I suspect it is frost on the ground. I look up at the bright moon. My name is Guo Degang.

5. When we, Lao Tzu, will we become an empty cicada shell, hanging on the branches of the years, facing the dusk with our mouths open, but forgetting to sing.

6. I don’t expect to understand, I just need you to listen to what I say.

7. Don’t force me, otherwise I will become handsome and out of control.

8. Today a girl complimented me on how thin I am, and I slapped her right away. Didn’t you see that I am so handsome? !

9. Now I slowly fall in love with listening to music quietly and then thinking about you.

10. It’s annoying to be woken up by my own handsomeness every day!

11. I want to quit and become handsome, but I have been addicted for a long time.

12. Don’t be obsessed with me, he is just a legend.

13. Why don’t I have an extremely handsome deskmate, but my deskmate does?

14. I hope you can grab me by the collar domineeringly, even arrogantly, and tell me that those snacks were all bought for me.

15. When it comes to grades, if you are ugly, you will be ranked first, if I am beautiful, I will be free.

16. Why should beautiful people get special treatment? No, it will spoil me.

17. I am not in the city center, so please don’t hang around me!

18. I am not cool at all, but I am very beautiful.

19. I feel sorry for every child who is unhappy but still smiling.

20. Your world is not just about you anymore, you have to know that you also have me. Boyfriends always like narcissistic and beautiful sentences (Part 2)

21. Friendly reminder: The user's signature is too personal and the system has automatically blocked it.

22. He is so handsome that he wants to be disfigured, but he is so handsome that he never dares to go out on the street again.

23. You should be low-key in life. For example, I am so beautiful and I don’t even say it.

24. Every time I go shopping, many people send me small advertisements and flyers. Alas, this is me, so beautiful that it makes people laugh.

25. No matter how personalized your signature is, it cannot express the sadness in my heart!

26. All I can do is find someone who loves me and accepts everything about me.

27. Don’t set up a stall in your sister’s heart. If you do it again, she will be called the city-governor!

28. I heard that ugly people should study more. No wonder my mother said that I was not good at studying since I was a child.

29. I don’t want to be lovable, I just want to be a charming bad guy.

30. Whether you love me or not is pure fiction.

31. One star falls, but it cannot dim the brightness of the starry sky; one flower fades, and the whole spring cannot be barren.

32. It’s not easy for a good-looking person to cheat. The invigilator couldn’t help but look at me a few times. No wonder I was often caught back then.

33. What we once thought would last forever is actually just a chance encounter.

34. The weather is nice today. It’s a good day to go out and show your coolness.

35. I envy my deskmate more and more, because she has a deskmate who is charming, very witty, and spreads laughter and love selflessly.

36. Don’t cry in front of my grave, it will ruin my path to reincarnation!

37. Promise me not to tell anyone that I am super beautiful.

38. If being too handsome is a sin, then I am willing!

39. Shakespeare once said: Mona Lisa, can you stop laughing? I feel like vomiting when I see you.