Humorous short classic jokes

Many people like to send some cold jokes in the circle of friends. What are the funniest? The following is the content of my short classic joke about humor, hoping to make everyone gain something!

Selected humorous short classic paragraphs 1. A patient came to see a psychiatrist. Patient: I always thought I was a bird. Doctor: Oh, that's serious. When did it start? Patient: Because I am a bird.

2. Landlord: What do boys say that will make girls feel particularly angry? Reply: buy!

You always laugh so crazy when you are happy on the other end of the phone, while I am silly on the other end.

That day I cried and asked my boss why I had to work overtime this weekend. The boss said, today is, can't have a holiday.

I am a man of principle. My principle is that where the food is, I will be there!

6.？ Do you know that the person you have a crush on just likes you? What's this called? This is called rich imagination. ?

7. Being single is very painful. Being single for a long time is more painful. I saw a wild boar the other day, and everyone thought its eyes were good.

8. Some people say that I wear eye shadow, which insults my dark circles. School will start soon, so don't rush your homework.

9. The difficulty of marriage lies in whether we fall in love with each other's advantages or live with each other's shortcomings.

10. Junior high school students are so naive. Do you think this is a festival? This is called three years' imprisonment, suspended for two months.

Humorous short classic jokes recommended 1. You missed such a lovely, kind, gentle, beautiful, sexy, smart and energetic girlfriend. If I were you, I would choose to commit suicide.

2. Although I watch dramas, chat and play games in Weibo all day, I sleep hard the rest of the time!

If I look listless, I may be tired, I may be sick, and I may be hungry at most?

4. I'm not the kind of cute person who has to think about it for a long time after spending fifty dollars. I have to think about five dollars now.

5. If you were born with Yu Shengliang, if you were born with delicious food, if you were born with fat, if you were born with bangs, if you were born with me, why didn't you have my partner?

6. Don't say that I am your baby, I am your only one, and I am your most important person. Silly boy, I'm your father.

7. When you feel ugly, poor and useless, don't despair, because at least your judgment is right.

8. Ancient times are really good. If you bear too much pressure, you will become a demon, a demon and a god. In modern times, if you suffer too much, you will become insane.

9. Every time you get angry with your daughter-in-law, you must calm down, take a deep breath and tell yourself: I chose, I deserved it, I chose, I deserved it.

10. I thank two people in summer: one is Willis? Carrier is an American. He invented air conditioning. Another China man named Hou Yi killed a sun.

1 1. When I was a child, my dream was to be a hero. When I grow up, I didn't expect it to be easily realized in an internet cafe, and there are still many choices.

12. Don't envy me for having no homework during the holiday. Do you know how tired I am to wear, eat and play every day?

13. It is not necessarily the prince who rides the white horse, but the Tang Priest; Those with wings may not be angels, but bird people.

14. When you ignored me, you were so depressed that you wanted to go to the barber shop to dye your colorful hair and be a happy grass mud horse from now on.

15. I have three friends, one is Dongyan, the other is Xizui and the other is Naner. What's my name? Yes, my name is Babe.

16. I used to be scolded by my teammates every day when I played the king. Slowly, my fighting capacity has improved, and now I don't scold me, because they can't scold me anymore.

17. My deskmate's pen fell at my feet and asked me to pick it up. I silently picked it up and threw it where he could get it.

18. Women resist not interfering in each other's lives, just like men insist on not shooting, in order to exercise for a while. Who the fuck is easy?

19. There are always several grandfathers every month. His face changed from red to green, then to yellow, then to blue, then to purple, then to blue, and finally left me?

20. I have been blessed by the sun since the summer. I told the sun that it must be exposed to rain and dew, but the sun just wouldn't listen. Just look at me like Bao Zheng, look at me, look at me.

Humorous short classic jokes 1. The crab accidentally bumped into the loach when going out for a walk, and the loach was very angry. Are you blind? The crab is very wronged: no, I am a crab! ? # Are you stupid? No, I am mud. . . #

If you think I have any problems, please tell me. I won't change it anyway. Don't hide your illness.

If you are kind to others, I will have the impulse to strangle you instantly.

The exam is coming, which is divided into two types: I went to the exam? And then what? I went. Did you take the exam? ; There are two kinds of people after the exam:? I finished the exam? And then what? Shit, is it over? .

5. The aunt in the canteen will silently say every time she hears the class is over: the enemy still has seconds to reach the battlefield.

6. I eat quietly, just like I am quietly fat. I went to bed late, but I brought a whole body of fat.

7. Feeling ugly must be sick! Why else is the plastic surgery hospital called a hospital?

8. The boy standing there was very handsome, so I went up and grabbed his potato chips and ran away.

9. If you were born with jade sacred beam, if you were born with delicious food, if you were born with fat, if you were born with bangs, if you were born with me, why didn't you have my partner?

10. If you are good, I can consider not patting your ass or touching your chest!

1 1. Don't say I'm your baby, I'm your only one, I'm your most important person, silly boy, I'm your father.

12. When you feel ugly, poor and useless, don't despair, because at least your judgment is right.

13. Ancient times are really good. If you bear too much pressure, you will become a demon, a demon and a god. In modern times, if you suffer too much, you will become insane.

14. When you ignored me, you were so depressed that you wanted to go to the barber shop to dye your colorful hair and be a happy grass mud horse from now on.

15. I have three friends, one is Dongyan, the other is Xizui and the other is Naner. What's my name? Yes, my name is Babe.

16. I urinated not long after eating the fruit. A little sad. I feel like a juicer.

17. I always believed that I would be thin, but now I'm just playing fat, but it's a pity that I get high when I play.

18. Hello, I'm Baima. Your prince was trampled to death by me. My little princess, come with me.

19. I just came to ask, does anyone like me? If not, I'll ask later.