Funny sentences in friends circle

1, Your Highness's task is to be happy every day.

I didn't know my words were so valuable until I paid the phone bill.

I like to update news in the afternoon, because you will fall in love with me sooner or later.

Some people are in love, some are cheating, and some people have been widowed from the beginning of the year to the end of the year.

I finally know why the dog will tear down the house at home alone. I want to.

6. Some people love each other, some people watch the sea at night, and some people don't repent for two months.

7. The wish made before the Spring Festival is that the financial resources will be rolling in, and three quarters of the financial resources will be rolling in after the Spring Festival.

8. Who would have thought that the name of the person I miss at the moment is Yang Guofu?

9. How many days have you not drunk milk tea? At this rate, we will all become women with no taste.

10, why hasn't my boyfriend announced it yet? It's because our relationship has been a little unstable recently, and sometimes we can't dream of it.

1 1. Tomorrow I may get up early to run, or I may wake up and find myself winning the lottery. The chances of the two are similar.

I have tasted apples, mangoes, kiwis, pitaya and avocados. When can I taste the forbidden fruit of love?

13, I haven't sent a circle of friends for more than ten hours. It is not difficult to see that I am a taciturn, shy, mature and steady girl.

14, I just played with my friend and accidentally caught her hand. Then he took out his mobile phone and searched the Internet, and single dog caught him. Do you need a rabies vaccine?

15, when I was eating with my friends, the baby beside me was crying all the time, which annoyed me. It's not easy for friends to say it. Let me put myself in someone else's shoes. Sitting in the stroller now, I still feel a little bored.