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Is there anything funny about the football match?

Football matches have always been people's talk after dinner, and they have also produced many interesting football stalks, among which the more classic ones are:

Liverpool: Milan, come here.

What should come will always come, Istanbul night, which is probably the eternal pain in the hearts of Milan fans. In the Champions League final with Liverpool in 2005, AC Milan led by three goals at half time and was finally magically turned over by Liverpool. That game has also become a classic battle in the history of football, so it has been repeatedly mentioned in all related topics.

As long as AC Milan or Liverpool players retire, the Istanbul miracle has to be mentioned. Any team that is reversed by a big score will be compared with the miracle of Istanbul. Every time the miracle of Istanbul appears, AC Milan fans will have mixed feelings.

Second, I'm Macy, and I panicked.

20 18 world cup, Argentina faced Iceland, a new force in the world cup. This seemingly different game is full of drama. Messi missed a penalty in the game, and Argentina was finally tied by Iceland 1 ratio 1, which only made Messi, who was determined to win the championship, suffer a blow. Netizens also borrowed a slightly depressed picture of Messi in an advertisement and made a slight modification, telling Messi's inner monologue at this time. I, Leo Messi, panic now. Considering Messi's position in Argentina, this very vivid terrier also became popular quickly.

This sentence has also derived several versions. I'm Loew, a gourmet, and I'm lying here for the whole German team. I'm Sun Xingyi, and I don't want to do military service. Smecta, I'm tired of rolling around in Neymar, so I'm going to lie here for a while, and my panicked team is growing. This stalk has also become a big way for fans to tease the stars for fun during the World Cup.

Third, if the sky is affectionate, it will be old. Come and kick Hart when you see him.

There is an old saying that if there is love in the sky, people will be old. Come and see Hart. As a goalkeeper, sometimes it is inevitable to be scored in the world wave. However, joe hart experienced world waves so frequently that they were written into his DNA. No matter which team he plays for, joe hart will always be the background board of the world wave.

From Rooney's peerless barb to Crouch's long-range shot, from Ibrahimovic's flying fairy to Bell's unbounded elevator ball, Joe Hart witnessed too many classic goals that can be recorded in football history and became the background board for the best goals of these superstars' careers.

If you are sentimental, you are old. Give Hart a kick. Rooney must have learned this sentence from the Far East, and he proved this eternal law with another world wave. This season, facing Maccabi Haifa, joe hart once again fell into the world wave. Poor joe hart doesn't know when he can get rid of the tragedy of becoming the background version of World Wave.

Fourth, "fight for four"

There are many football sticks about Arsenal, such as this one: We are invincible in Arsenal.

Arsenal in Highbury's era played an unbeaten miracle for 49 consecutive games. At that time, Arsenal was really invincible. However, after Arsenal moved into Emirates Stadium, the cash-strapped Arsenal fell into a downturn, and the team could only raise funds by selling the captain. In order to play in the Champions League, Arsenal must enter the top four in the Premier League to maintain their qualification. So the "competition for four" stood out among many stalks and became the stalk that Arsenal had not had for many years.

Arsenal once had the dilemma of winning the fourth place in the league three times in four seasons, so Arsenal became a fanatic about the fourth place in the mouth of fans, so that Arsenal fans later had to make a detour when they heard the fourth place. As the saying goes, "fourth place" is reckless. In the post-Wenger era, Arsenal's performance declined during the transition period, and the fourth place became a luxury. I hope Arsenal can return to the Champions League with more transfer funds as soon as possible. I also hope that fans will not be "indecisive". Let's look forward to the revival of Arsenal.

Five, happy football.

Although the stem of happy football appeared early in the morning, it still flourished in the 20 18 World Cup. In the match between England and Sweden, Sterling used speed and movement to create many scoring opportunities, but these opportunities were solved by him. Missed a series of funny moments, which also made Sterling a spokesperson for happy football. During the World Cup, the whole Three Lions Corps was immersed in the atmosphere of happy football. Playing football for happiness brings joy to the world, and it has also become a football concept.

Bashu No.1 is a loyal user of this happy football. After putting on the four happiness without goals, Ba Shuai Yi also ushered in his peak. From then on, all the plays that go through an empty net and don't go in, single-handedly, are called happy football. As one of the men who can let Guardiola touch his head many times, Sterling continues to firmly play the role of the father of happy football.