Funny phrases to flirt with girls

Introduction: There are some sentences that are very interesting and close to the reality of life. Below is a collection of popular funny quotes on the Internet. Everyone is welcome to read and refer to it!

01. I will not be a ghost until I am free!

02. I skip too many classes and want to go to school in one day. When I saw the professor in class, he was surprised and said that he had grown so much after not seeing him for such a long time.

03. More and more young people are starting to get tattoos. Think about the summer in forty or fifty years, old men and women with tattoos...

04. Someone Giving birth on the bus, some people get pregnant on the subway, Beijing is really a city full of vitality...

05. I think I am a pervert, I have Oedipus and a hobby of the best mature women. Otherwise, why do I want to fuck our supermarket manager’s grandma every time I see her face?

06. First line: How worried are the Chinese male Olympics? Second line: Just like a group of eunuchs visiting a brothel. Hengbiao: No one knows how to cum

07. If you don’t shock the world with your coquettishness, you will seduce the world with your sex

08. Women outside umbrellas are destined not to go out on rainy days...

09. Last year, even monks were speculating in stocks. This year, those speculating in stocks have become monks.

10. Please don’t force me. If you are forcing me, I will pretend to be dead for you!

11. The reason for never looking back on love is because I know nothing about love. Be careful because you are knowledgeable about the past and understand the present, and resist love because you are enlightened.

12. Hero, you are pregnant!

13. If you want to be rich, raise fewer cadres and more pigs...

14. Someone always says in front of me : First survive, then live. But I found that when you are busy with life, life has disappeared.

15. There are no traces of birds in the sky, but I have flown over!

16. When I came to this world, God made a vow to marry his most beautiful daughter. Give me. I looked around and searched high and low. I have been waiting for 21 years, but I still haven't seen the fairy. I was so depressed that I ran to ask God. God said: "Why are you anxious? I don't even have a girlfriend!"

17. It's better for you to buy me 10 cigarettes than for me to go to a nightclub.

18. I was arguing with a girl about whether whales are fish. In the end, I said, "The Japanese also have personal characters." Then she agreed that whales are not fish.

19. When I saw the ruins of the World Trade Center after the collapse; when I saw the children who died tragically at Beslan Primary School; when I saw the streets of Madrid after the explosion; when I saw the paralyzed subway in London. Station... I have become surprisingly angry - you cold-blooded, cruel and inhumane KB elements, don't you know how to attack Japan?!

20. Thank you for your ruthlessness and letting me learn Give up...

21. I allow you to enter my world, but I will never allow you to walk around in it.

22. You will be really angry after a mosquito bites you, but what is even more angry is that you can’t find it when it bites you!

23. Dear, are you dead? ?Hold me tight if you die, so that the body collector will know that we are a couple!

24. This QQ is a long-term agency for the business of striking up conversations and being approached by others. Women and children are welcome to come and negotiate with a smile.

25. I was reading today and saw that Emperor Kangxi once became the king of a country at the age of twenty-three and had great achievements. I was very depressed; but I also saw that Emperor Tongzhi became the king of a country at the age of twenty-three. I have been dead for four years now and I am in balance.

26. I am purely fictitious. If you encounter it online, it is really a ghost!

27. Nowadays, those with money are not as good as those with power, and those with power are not as good as those with guns. A man with a gun is not as good as a man with an ax and a sickle!

28. If my friends can sell them for five yuan each, I can make a small fortune.

29. Life is like: the deaf hears the mute say that the blind see ghosts.

30. Love may still exist in this world, just as experts are testing whether there are aliens.

31. I am male, 1.70 meters tall, cheerful, easy-going, you can try sexual intercourse first, QQ: ×××××, waiting for your good news!

32. People's ability to fake things made me get rid of the idea of ??cheating.

33. When asked what love is in the world, the sage replied: "Trash."

34. Urinating is the only pleasure in my daily life. You will never ask me again. Why are you addicted to beer bars?

35. When a man deceives a woman, it is called flirting; when a woman deceives a man, it is called seduction; when men and women deceive each other, it is called love.

36. Question: What should I do if people in the world despise me, deceive me, slander me, deceive me, laugh at me, envy me, humiliate me, or harm me? The answer is: Only respect them and show tolerance. Him, let him, be patient with him, let him, avoid him, ignore him, see him again later.

37. One night when I returned home late, I met a robber on the road. He trembled and said: Brother, I am a recent graduate from Jinqiao. I can't find a job and I really have no money. The robber cried bitterly: Brother, I am also from Jinqiao. Take your diploma. The person who robbed you in front is also from Jinqiao. Don’t worry, we won’t rob you!

38. The Minister of Family Planning went to the countryside to investigate and saw An old farmer asked: "Fellow, do you know why close relatives can't get married?" The old farmer rubbed his hands and said honestly: "Hehehehehehehe, the relatives are too familiar to start with!"

39. We have pursued happiness, at least we have seen the back of happiness...

40. I am going to do two things today: miss you; lie to you

41. Don’t talk to me about life , talk to me about strangers!

42. Foreign girls who don’t go to our school don’t know that they are just little birds--no wonder Zhao Chuan was so sad when he sang this song...

43. If you don’t understand clearly with the instructor, then let him get confused!

44. All unforgettable love is the moment when the soul is wandering on the bed!

45. Than What’s even more troublesome about meeting a shrew is...meeting two shrews at the same time

46. If you want to hang out in the world, it’s best to be a bachelor!

47. Loneliness is when someone talks, No one is listening; when someone is listening, you have nothing to say!

48. If you don’t become bad in indulgence, you will become perverted in silence.

49. The man women hate most is Chen Shimei; the woman men like most is Pan Jinlian.

50. Beat the earth into a square shape!

51. Is money really that important to you? I talked for more than 3 hours and still didn’t drop a penny.