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Advocate silver soul

Be a man! You have to stand up and live. Even if you get covered in mud on the road of life, if you keep walking, maybe the mud on you will dry up and fall off.

I don't care if you are full of eyes, or if you are the father of eyes. I don't need those tricks you said. The color of your dirty soul is like shit in my eyes. That guy who only knows how to chop people is just an asshole who ignores other people's pain. Finally, you can't see anything.

Life is precious because it is limited, and we will work hard because of it. Detective Conan

If it is a precious memory, it should not be forgotten. Once a person dies, he can only live in the memory of the living.

It is better to live beautifully to the end than to die beautifully.

A guy with natural curly hair is not a bad guy.

Making friends means making friends with people who can call each other nicknames even when they are old people.

Once an agreement is reached, it will be till death do us part.

There is a thin line between perseverance and hard work.

Punch beautifully when fighting.

Drink something sour when you are tired.

Broken meatballs are not meatballs at all, you idiot.

A guy with a good first impression is not necessarily a good guy.

Touching frogs is also a strange condition to be a real man.

Come to think of it, life is still long after being an uncle! Terrible!

The so-called father and son are even as annoying as things.

Why is the sea so salty? It's because you city people pee while swimming! !

The so-called marriage is to make mistakes all your life.

Just smile when you are in trouble. Smile.

There must be something hidden under the lovely appearance.

Hot pot is the epitome of life.

Don't be shy, just raise your hand and report.

There are things that cannot be stopped.

Good things don't happen one after another, but why do bad things always happen one after another?

The so-called idol is actually no different from you.

Those trivial things are hard to forget.

Life is like a conveyor belt, spinning and passing by.

It is impolite to get someone else's name wrong.

Love needs no guide.

People with ulterior motives are often eloquent.

The guy who has been deliberately stressing that there is no Santa Claus actually wants him to exist.

Only children are excited about snow.

There are many kinds of Lamian Noodles shops on the menu, which are generally unpopular.

There is a plan to have a baby.

You can't understand the content of a movie just by looking at its title.

If you pee on an earthworm, your important place will swell up.

Mom, I'm busy, too Don't make irresponsible remarks when eating.

Life without gambling is like sushi without mustard.

Rules are meant to be broken.

Past heroic deeds should be exaggerated by three points. Let's have fun.

Men find it most difficult to resist girls in flower shops and cake shops.

Even heroes have troubles.

It happened twice, and there are still three times.

Tell me which woman is more important, me and my job, I fell on my shoulders.

Counting sheep hard, can't sleep is also common.

There is a boiled egg in a man's heart.

Not for Lamian Noodles, but for self-satisfaction.

A woman's smile is the best makeup.

People who wear glasses at ordinary times, as soon as they take off their glasses, feel as if something is missing.

People who have a strong preference for food have a direct preference for people.

The enemy of today will remain the enemy of tomorrow.

Too many lovely things will make you sick.

Running is life. The ideal girlfriend is Xiao Nan.

Teenagers will learn the dignity of life through unicorn fairies.

Be careful not to forget your umbrella.

The most popular food in the canteen is really croquette bread.

When looking for lost items, you should trace back to the actions of that day.

Don't giggle when eating.

As close as the mother in the world.

Stress is the cause of baldness, so please be careful not to exert too much pressure, which is easy to accumulate, so in the final analysis, there is nothing we can do.

Milk needs human body temperature to be the best.

Make an appointment before meeting people.

-"Silver Soul"

The classic lines of Silver Soul are arranged by Magi and Xiaoying o0.

Hot-blooded article

1. Yin Shi: If you still have time to think about some beautiful things at last, you might as well live to the end!

2. Silver Time: Sky? Country? It doesn't matter if I give it to you I'm busy enough just protecting what's in front of me. I can't do it. How much has been lost so far is incalculable. Anyway, I have nothing left. When I see something falling, I naturally want to pick it up and keep it.

3. Yin Shi: One organ is more important than my heart. Although I can't see it, it's really in my body. Because of it, I can stand up straight, even if I stumble, I can go straight ahead. If I don't go, it will break in the middle, and my soul will break in the middle! I think it's more important than cardiac arrest!

Yin Shi: I don't care what you bastards want to do anywhere in the universe. But as long as my sword can reach it, it will be my country. Anyone who breaks into my things casually, whether it's a general, a cosmic pirate or a meteorite. Cut it all off!

5. Yin Shi: Well, who wants to save those guys? But I can't stop, my body doesn't listen, and I want to run forward without authorization! Wires are all around me, pulling me around, and it's annoying! It doesn't matter if I give you a hand or two. Even if your body is cut into pieces, if you can cut those damn doomed loves, cut them for me!

Yin Shi: Take out your ears and listen to me. For example, I have never fought to protect this cheap country! Whether the country dies or the samurai dies, it has nothing to do with me. I started from the past, no matter now or before, I only have one protection, and I have never changed!

7. Minions: Who is it? Speak in such an arrogant tone!

Earthwork: Lao Tzu is the deputy director of the selection team, and so is Hijikata Toushirou! !

Kondo, I also entrust my life to you, and you have an obligation, that is, you are not allowed to die! No matter what happens, you must live, even if you are entangled in shame, even if your teammates fall from your eyes one by one! As long as you are here, the selection team will not end. We are looking forward to you before we enter the selection group! If you are a fool, don't dwell on these troubles. You just have to be yourself. Wherever we go, we will protect you, boss Kondo. You are the soul of the selection group, and we are the swords to protect you!

8. Earthwork: Hey, I heard everything. You are preaching at sixes and sevens. I have only two words for people like you: thank you! !

9.Okita: Boss Kondo, I have said it several times. Your weakness is that you are so good that everyone wants to believe you. Even if you are betrayed, you still believe. Finally, you got into this situation. I knew this day would come. However, only in this way can you keep us together. Because of this, you will fight with * * *. Because of you, my life is worth saving!

10.Okita: As the leader of the selection team, let me give you the last lesson. In the face of an enemy with overwhelming strength, in order to make up the strength gap, it is best to win by quantity. Adjust your breath, let the qi fill your body and mind, wait until the most fulfilling time, then attack each other at the same time, and then … die!

I found that there were really many classic quotations in the commotion. . . )

1 1. Yin Shi: If you die, just wave your sword around what is important to me until you die!

12. Yin Shi: What a samurai does doesn't need any truth. As long as there is something you want to protect, just draw your sword!

13. Yin Shi: I don't care if you are covered with eyes or if you are the father of eyes. I don't need those tricks you said. The eyes of your dirty soul look like shit to me. That guy who only knows how to chop people is just an asshole who doesn't care about other people's pain. Finally, you can't see anything! !

14. Yin Shi: How can the dead talk? But I have made a unilateral agreement. I will never be ungrateful. Your wife may not live long, but before this day comes, I will protect her instead of you!

15. Yin Shi: We are neither companions of the genuine electoral college nor Miss Miao. Noba, it's your partner!

16. Earthwork: What do you want to protect?

Yin Shi: My Bushido!

17. Yin Shi: You said the sword was broken? And a sword, and a spare!

18. Xinba's dad: Tatsu Yamashiro should not be bound by the scabbard, but by your soul. There is no need for samurai in this era, but no matter how the times change, people have unforgettable things. Even if the command to scrap the sword comes one day, this upright sword bound by your soul must never be discarded!

19. quasi-hiding: staying in the dark for too long, even invisible light can be captured. When did you begin to understand that it was released by humans? Just like fairy wand, when human beings are dying, they will also bloom a huge and gorgeous flower, only occasionally they can carry this flower when they are alive. This kind of light is extremely unstable, aggressive and sad. Unconsciously, people attracted by that kind of light gather together, just like moths to a fire. Once I see that light, even I can't go back to the darkness. I'm just a qualified moth-a moth afraid of losing the bonfire again, a moth struggling to avoid being swallowed up by the raging bonfire, a moth flying with the bonfire as a guide, and moths everywhere. However, there is an alien guy in the swarm. He is not a moth. Although it is difficult to identify, he does emit a faint light, which reflects a steel knife that can compare him to a knife with a sharp silver color.

Master Fang Xinghai: Shen Le, don't tell your mother about this. Dad, I want to break a planet for women!

Philosophical articles

1. Yin Shi: People can't live aboveboard all the time. I want to hold my head high, but I don't know when I will be covered in mud. However, even if you keep walking, the mud will dry up one day.

Yin Shi: I am not a reader, but an author about my life. The ending can still be changed.

3. The Silver Age: When it comes to what is right and wrong, it is by no means a simple definition in this chaotic world. To adapt to the rules made by others? If you really want to do this, you will become a doll that you can't decide for yourself. In the final analysis, it's up to you. You must live by your own rules.

4. Silver Time: Although there is nothing wrong with going on with positive beliefs, if you can't act because of it, try to be tactful. It doesn't matter if you are gentle and smooth! At this rate, you will find that you must never give up the true meaning of life, right?

5. Fang Xinghai Masters: Even if we are defeated by despair, we must never forget it. Just like where there is light, there is shadow, and where there is shadow, there must be light. The stronger the color of despair, the brighter the light shining there.

6.Ebina: it is precisely because I am a person who pursues pleasure that I understand that there are some precious moments in life that cannot be missed.

7.Silvertime: Compared with being young and beautiful, it is more difficult to live straight even if your waist is broken. It's really hard to keep the soul beautiful!

8. Silver Age: As long as people regard inferiority as a springboard, they can jump higher.

9. Songping: If you want to save people, you must have the courage to kill them.

10. Gui: When humans want to guard, they will be sharp. I don't want to protect anything, just an animal.

1 1.Ebina: People can truly feel alive only when they find themselves in the collective.

12. New Eight: Youth is like a sandcastle, which suddenly collapses because of some trivial things.

13. Topic: To make friends, you have to make friends with someone who can call each other by their nicknames when they are old.

14. Grandpa: Living is not a glorious thing. The real glory is that you must live with shame.

15. Yin Shi: Although we can't choose the way to die, how to live is your freedom, which is the most important thing. Even if you can't die with a smile, you can at least live with a smile.

16. Although it is covered, one day the clouds will disperse and the sun will shine again. Therefore, in order not to miss that moment, we must not give up looking up at the sky, we must stand up straight, look at the sun well and live strong.

17. Title: Just smile when you are sad. Smile.

18. Title: Once an agreement is reached, it must be observed until death do us part.

19. Title: Everyone is a fugitive who broke through the cage called "self".

Although I love the topic very much, I am helpless about the content. . Huh? Rhyme, hehe. )

touching article

1. Yin Shi: A person's life is like walking on a long journey with heavy luggage ... At first, I found this poem very annoying, but when I think about it, what the old man said is really reasonable. It may not be luggage, but anyone has something precious in his arms, but he will never notice it when he has it. I noticed that it was heavy, but that was when everything slipped out of my hand. I don't know how many times I've thought about it, and I don't know when I can bear it anymore. Maybe it will be easier to simply abandon all this, but I still don't want to do that anyway. Because without those guys, the journey would be so boring.

G: Really, then you can't ... Let's go. How to carry luggage alone? From now on, I am your left hand.

2. Shenle: I can't wither ... even if winter comes and all the leaves fall off, even if other branches break in the strong wind, I will be the last one not to break ... I must accompany you to the end.

3. Narrator: Life is like a soap bubble. As soon as the wind blows, it flies into the sky. When I noticed it, I suddenly disappeared. Just as it was about to break, I wanted to fly higher, but when I came to my senses, it was always too late.

4. Grandpa: People are still fireworks. Beautiful flowers only bloom for a moment and then disperse. Indeed, maybe so. However, even for a moment, I want you to bloom by my side, and I hope that you will be scattered by my side. In return, I will let beautiful flowers bloom around you at any time.

5. Shimura Tae: When friends cry, let's cry together. When a friend is sad, just hold his head and be sad. Friend * *, you too * *! No matter what kind of pain, as long as we are friends, we can always understand each other. What's more, if a friend goes the wrong way. At that time, even if it would destroy friendship, we would stop him. That's true friendship!

Yin Shi: You are spineless not because you work slowly, but because you look up at the top of the mountain. The farther you bend down, the farther the top of the mountain becomes. The top of the mountain is not standing to let people know that it is small, but exists for a goal. If you have time to bend down on the mountain road, you might as well climb it, even if it is very slow. It took Akimoto Mountain 30 years to become a mountain, and it is not so easy to climb it. Please take 30 years to walk steadily like a turtle. Even so, you may not be able to reach the top of the mountain, or you may be exhausted on the way, but the scenery you can see there will be much more beautiful than now.

Yin Shi: Why did that man keep you waiting for hundreds of thousands of years? A thousand words. Why can't you just forget what that man said? Not because it's not just the appearance, but because it's a sincere compliment to your heart, not because you love that man's soul deeply? Even if it is full of wrinkles, even if it is hunched, it is not good. No matter whether you are full of dentures or covered with brown spots, even if you have Alzheimer's disease, you should live a good life and face it with a wrinkled face with a smile, bitch!

8. Yin Shi: Wine is really a good thing, which can make people forget unpleasant things for a while, but they will remember tomorrow even if they don't want to, and it is more painful than yesterday. If you want to forget, you can't escape, especially those things that you really want to forget.

1 1. Gui: Don't change it when it is silver. It seems to take some effort to hack you to death, and I don't want to do it.

Yin Shi: Gui, if you change, I will cut you without hesitation.

12. Grandpa: If you ask me, people are more sincere creatures! Dementia or death, the memory left in the heart is engraved on the soul, no matter what happens, it will not disappear. This is what I believe.

13. Miao: Sorry.

Yin Shi: There is no need to apologize. Everyone is the same, everyone just protects what they want to protect, that's all.

14. Turk: Today's shogunate is not doing anything for us human beings at all. Isn't this already known? What does your sword exist for? To protect the shogun? Or to protect the general? I'm not like you, remember? At that time, there was no school and no place to live. Who will take us to the broken Dojo that can only use swords? Who is the person who didn't abandon us even if we lost our knives or even our Dojo after the order to scrap knives was issued? Who found our lost knife again? Not a shogun, not a general. My boss has only vines since then!

15. Kondo: Miss Atong, I'm sorry! It's a pity that we are such a group of people after all! No matter how hard it is, it is also a post from Laos! We are just a bunch of stupid, rude and annoying people! In a word, we can't get rid of bad habits overnight! However, with Miss A Tong, we re-examine ourselves and pay attention to one thing. We don't care whether we are hated or laughed at. But ah! What should be guarded can't be guarded. Only such a worthless man, I absolutely don't want it! Draw your sword! Boys! Even if you want to cross my body, you must have something to protect! Come on! Bring it on.

16: Kondo: There will always be such a group of bad friends in one's life. When you go astray, they will try their best to fight you back. So, always realize that if one day I go astray, you should punch me mercilessly!

Okita: ... Sister, it's not so easy to meet bad friends in my long life. I have actually made three friends in my life.

17. Sanye: At that time, you made up your mind and chose this road yourself, right? Then don't apologize, don't cry, don't hesitate, just move on. I like to see your back. They are rude, ignorant and clumsy. But you are so gentle, I like you best. So, I'm really glad to meet a good person like you.

18. Yin Shi: Pregnant women endure the pain of pulling watermelons out of their nostrils to give birth to children, and artists endure the pain of squeezing the universe out of their anus to make works of art. No matter who they are, they want to hit the wall and abandon everything, but there are very important things in the pain, which must not be forgotten. Everyone is burdened with troublesome machinery, which is born by continuous rolling. Although there are oil spills, leave as much as you want! If it doesn't stop, we'll grease you.

19. Miao: Anyway, it's something that can't be returned. Keeping them is as painful as giving them up. In that case, I'd rather choose to protect it all the time!

20: Earthwork: I'm not that great. I just want to make the woman I love happy, but it is impossible for a man like me to wield a knife all day. I just hope she can marry and have children with an ordinary guy somewhere and live a normal life. That's all.

2 1. Yin Shi: rope, I'll bring it next time. But that's not a rope to hang yourself, but a rope to pull you up from the depths of hell. No matter how much, I will prepare it for you!

22. Gui: The two things that the old man hates most are climbing stairs and the old woman's nagging. But in fact, in my heart, I love that old woman more than anyone else.

23. Nobu's father: I really want to see the cloudless sky in Edo Wan Li, Wan Li again.

24. Shenle: With love as evidence, it is really a bargain.

25. Cry if you want, smile happily. When you cry until everyone is ugly, I will cry uglier than you. When you laugh, I will laugh louder than you. As long as this is good, it is better to live according to your own ideas, even if it is a little dirty, than to give up yourself and die nobly.