What are some good riddles, brain teasers, crossword puzzles, two-part allegorical sayings and jokes?

1 Who in the world will suddenly get old?

Answer: the bride. Because today is the bride, tomorrow is the wife.

How much is a heart worth?

Answer: 1 100 million. Because of singleness!

How many English letters are there?

Answer: 20. Aids died and ET flew away.

4 where can I never tell jokes?

Answer: the seaside. Because telling jokes at the seaside will cause a tsunami (sea laugh).

How much do I need to bring when I go out in typhoon weather?

Answer: 40 million. Don't go out because there is nothing to do in typhoon weather.

The exam is coming. What books can't I read?

Answer: Encyclopedia (lose all encyclopedias).

8 Why is the penguin's belly white?

Answer: Because penguins' hands are too short, they can only wash their stomachs, not their backs.

Why did a healthy couple give birth to a baby without eyes? [Answer] Chickens lay eggs

If tomorrow is the end of the world, why should someone commit suicide today? [Answer] Have a place in heaven

10 The fat girl is sick. What do you say when someone comes to see her? [Answer] Take care of yourself.

1 1 Question: What are cloth and paper afraid of?

A: cloth is afraid of 10 thousand, paper is afraid of one thousand.

Reason: not (cloth) afraid of 10 thousand, just (paper) afraid of one thousand.

12 Question: What is the pencil surname?

A: Xiao.

Reason: Sharpen (sharpen) the pencil.

13 question: what will Kirin become when it arrives at the north pole?

Answer: ice cream.

Reason: ice cream (iced unicorn).

14 Question: From 1 to 9, which number is the most diligent and which number is the laziest?

Answer: 1 lazy; 2 Diligence

Reason: One (1) does not do two (2) endlessly.

15 question: how to make sparrows quiet?

Answer: Click.

Reason: Silence (silence).

16 question: who runs fastest in history?

Answer: Cao Cao

Reason: Speak of the devil.

17 question: 30-50 which number is worse than bear shit!

Answer: 40

Reason: Facts speak louder than words.

18 question: what should I do if the pigs in the pigsty run out?

Answer: Wang Leehom.

Reason: to coax.

19 Question: What if I come out again?

The answer is: Han Hong.

Reason: Still coax.

20 funny brain teasers-a bear without a tail is a tail bear. What is a bear without a penis?

Answer: Mama Bear.

2 1 Funny brain teaser-September 28th is Confucius' birthday, so 10 What's the date of June 28th?

Answer: Confucius full moon

22 funny brain teaser-the wolf is coming (guess the fruit)?

Answer: carambola (sheep escape)

23 Funny brain teaser-What would the world look like if Jiang Gong (Chiang Kai-shek) were still alive?

Answer: One more person. ...

24 Funny brain teaser-Are there carp (four-word idiom) under these two pieces of ice?

Answer: Be polite (there are carp in the ice).

25 funny brain teaser-why does tofu hurt people?

Answer: Because it is frozen tofu.

26 Funny brain teaser-Is it possible that an ant actually climbed from Sichuan to Tokyo?

Answer: climb on the map

Funny brain teaser-a bus had an accident and everyone was injured. Why is Xiaoming okay?

A: Because he is not in the car.

28 funny brain teaser-there is a place where you can get in but not out. What is this place?

Answer: the grave

29 funny brain teaser-100 meter race chicken and goose run. The chicken runs faster than the goose, but why does it reach the finish line later?

Answer: The chicken ran in the wrong direction.

Funny brain teaser-the bell rings in the east, but there is no one in the classroom. What happened?

Answer: physical education class.