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Logical reasoning A fourth-grade teacher is giving her students a logic lesson. "Here's the thing," she said. "A man was standing on a boat in the middle of the river fishing. He lost his balance, fell into the water, started splashing and shouted for help. His wife heard the commotion and knew that he couldn't swim, so she ran to the shore. Why do you think she ran to the bank? " A girl raised her hand and asked, "Do you want to withdraw all his savings?"

The fourth grade teacher is giving a logic lesson to the students. She gave an example like this: "There was a case where a man was fishing on a boat in the middle of a river and suddenly lost his center of gravity and fell into the water. So he began to struggle and shouted for help. His wife heard his cry and knew that he couldn't swim, so she hurried to the river. Who can tell me why? " A girl raised her hand and answered, "Are you going to withdraw his deposit?" [Note] In English, besides the familiar "bank", bank also means "river bank".

One day, a father and his little son were drunk and were about to go home. At this age, boys are interested in all kinds of things and always ask questions. Now, he asked, "Dad, what does the word' drunk' mean?" "Well, my son," his father replied, "look, there are two policemen standing there. If I think two policemen are four, then I am drunk. " "But, Dad," said the boy, "there is only one policeman!"

One day, the father came home with his youngest son. The child is at the age of being interested in everything and always has endless questions. He asked his father, "Dad, what does the word' drunk' mean?" "Well, son," the father replied, "Look, there are two policemen standing there. If I see that they are four, then I am drunk. " "But, Dad," said the child, "there is only one policeman there!"