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A letter of guarantee for his wife.

In study, work and life, letter of guarantee is closely related to our life. A letter of guarantee is generally a bill issued by an individual or unit to a superior organization or collective under the condition of guarantee. So what kind of guarantee is effective? The following are seven letters of guarantee for my wife. Welcome everyone to learn from them, I hope it will help you.

Letter of Guarantee to Wife 1 Dear Xiaohua:

Hello!

In view of your anger, I am at a loss and worried. Walking back and forth in the dormitory, the total number of steps is probably: the distance from the South Pole to the North Pole. I thought for three days, three nights and nine seconds. I drank a box of beer, smoked six packs of cigarettes and didn't eat, but I ate nineteen steamed buns.

The above facts are accurate. Please consult correspondent Xiao Zhang for details. He knocks at the door every day, and I reply to him with my voice every day, just to make sure I didn't commit suicide.

Finally, I decided to use the expression popular in China for thousands of years-after three days of intense ideological struggle, I wrote and attached my conscience discovery. The full text is as follows:

1: It was my fault that day. I shouldn't ask you for money to buy something I like. As a result, you were misunderstood. I ordered you to do this and that, which overestimated my position in love. This is really inappropriate. Make sure it won't happen again

I shouldn't run back to see you every time without making an appointment in advance. I want to give you a surprise, but I always disturb your activity plan, let you run out of the winning poker field and singing poker room, and disturb your pleasure.

I shouldn't call you every weekend to invite you to my home. In fact, I want you to go home and eat and drink for free, but who knows that you are regarded as free labor, and my conscience is deeply disturbed. I was wrong!

4. You bought many beautiful but not practical things in the shopping mall. I shouldn't sigh Obviously, it's all your extravagance. Actually, I'm stingy. It's none of your business.

5: I shouldn't bother to please your mother, so that her old man often scolds you and causes your dissatisfaction. I will please your mother on the basis of pleasing you in the future.

6. When you cook for the first time, I shouldn't frown at dinner and stifle your enthusiasm for being a good wife and mother in the bud. Special statement: I really had a stomachache that day, not because the food was unpalatable.

7: When we were shopping that day, I shouldn't have fixed my eyes on your beautiful female companion. Your arm bruise is a trivial matter, because I did violate the three principles, five disciplines and eight attentions. I have conducted a profound and thorough review of this and will resolutely put an end to similar situations in the future.

I shouldn't say that your new Liu Haier hairstyle looks out of date. In fact, it's very beautiful and can show your lovely and delicate side. In fact, there is another advantage, that is, it can avoid the kind of lothario eyes on the street that you described me as falling on your increasingly youthful figure. Note: Although I am a little selfish on this issue, I pointed out your beautiful flaws in time and made you very happy. The way to praise is to print a nine-yin white bone claw on my arm. )

9: When you asked me if I loved you that night, I shouldn't have said: I regret it now, so that you ignored me at that time. Actually, I should sing "Love You for Ten Thousand Years" loudly.

10: I shouldn't put myself on an equal footing with you in front of your friends. I should show that I love you and be more nervous than usual.

1 1: I shouldn't pretend to be annoyed when you complain. In fact, I know it's all because you care about me and are nervous about me.

12: When you are ill, I should not just wait on you like a servant, but also master the cooking skills of chefs from all over the world and cook two good dishes for you. You also need to learn Zhao Benshan's funny skills to make you happy.

13: When you said you wanted to eat rice noodles, I shouldn't take you to eat mala Tang. I thought it was all the same, but I beg to differ. The bamboo stick you poked in my hand made me completely understand that rice noodles and mala Tang really taste different.

14: From now on, if you tell me to go east, I will never go west again. You asked me to go to the south to buy food, and I would never go to the north to choose carrots. I will love you, love you and spoil you. I will always think that you are the most beautiful. I won't lie to you, I must trust you.

Guarantor: xxx

Date: XX, XX, XX, XX

A guarantee for my wife. From now on, I only love and spoil you, and I won't lie to you.

I will do everything I promised you.

Everything I told you is true.

I don't care about you, I don't scold you, I believe you.

If someone bullies you, I will come out to help you as soon as possible.

When you are happy, I will be happy with you.

If you are unhappy, I will make you happy.

I always thought you were the most beautiful.

If you dream, you will be dreamt.

In my heart, there is only you.

Finally, build a harmonious family with you.

My promise has been fulfilled. Do you accept it? ?

A husband's promise to his wife

1. When you introduce your wife to a friend, please hug her waist instead of standing by pointing fingers.

2. When you meet a beautiful woman in the street, you can stare for less than 5 seconds and quickly point out the fly in the ointment of that beautiful woman compared with her.

If she does something wrong, she is already very sad. Please take the initiative to bear the responsibility you should or should not bear!

Only a man who listens to his wife will succeed, so you have to listen to her! `

She can bully you, but you must never bully her, because although she bullies you, the first thing she thinks of every time something good happens is you!

6. If she cries at you, you should try your best to coax her until she smiles through tears!

7. Stick her photo in your wallet, mobile phone ... and all the places you often see.

8. Never leave her for more than ten days.

In front of her friends, I hope you can show more love and tension for her than usual.

10. Being a big man does not mean being overbearing.

1 1. Being gentle doesn't mean having no opinion.

12. Being chic doesn't mean not explaining.

13. Don't always ask her "Where is better?" "What to eat?" Say "whatever!" While you are waiting. This doesn't mean that you are accommodating her, but that you are not in the mood to take care of her.

14. Always say "I love you" to her, otherwise she will think that you don't love her.

15. Never yell at her in public or leave her alone.

16. It doesn't matter to teach her when she does something wrong, the most important thing is to coax her later.

17. Don't ignore her when you lose your temper. Don't give her time to calm down. Actually, she doesn't need time to calm down at all.

18. You can accompany your friends, but you must value your friends.

19. She watches cartoons. Not only are you not allowed to laugh at her, but you should watch it with her.

20. When she misses you, race against time to find a date with her.

2 1. Look at her eyes intently.

22. The tone is low.

23. You can objectively see other excellent girls, but subjectively think that she is the best.

24. If a girl talks to you, you should hold her hand. If she happens not to be around, please keep your distance from them.

25. Hold her hand when crossing the street.

26. Know how to cherish every minute with her.

No matter how busy you are, don't forget to call every day.

28. Sing her love songs often.

29. Two people have the right to be angry, but not on the same day. If she is angry that day, you can't be angry.

30. If your wife's life is not smooth, you should be persuasive, help analyze and put forward some constructive solutions.

3 1. Love your wife very much, resolutely support her decision and obey her leadership.

32. Pay attention to other girls for no more than 5 seconds and look at the same girl for no more than 5 times.

Even if people all over the world don't believe her, you should believe her unconditionally. Because she would do the same to you.

She is wearing beautiful clothes, so you should praise her sincerely.

35. It is forbidden to play poverty and discharge in front of women (3-80 years old). If there is a violation, depending on the seriousness of the case, the girlfriend will crack down severely and quickly. Anyone who quibbles in any form will be punished for obstructing judicial justice.

36. Don't smoke. Fire as soon as you find out.

37. Don't quarrel with your wife for more than 3 minutes at a time, and the volume should not exceed 20 decibels.

38. To strengthen exercise and keep fit, carry her to the fifth floor in one breath.

39. When she is in a bad mood and loses her temper, hug her instead of arguing with her.

40. I hope there won't be a phenomenon that her mobile phone is dead and there is no other way to contact you. It would be better if you could call her often and tell her "I miss you" and report her whereabouts at any time.

4 1. She has many shortcomings, which is distressing enough. Please don't remind her at any time.

42. The wife's irrationality is coquetry rather than wildness.

43. She wants to share everything with you. Although you may not understand, I hope you pretend to be listening.

The most important thing is to always think that your wife is right. Because she loves you most.

Letter of Guarantee to Wife Article 3 The criminal XX has made Bao Er angry many times, and after repeated education, it is unforgivable. Afterwards, I also made profound introspection and introspection, knowing how deep my mistakes were and how heavy my sins were. The sinful behavior deeply hurt the baby's heart. From today (XXXX, x, x), I am determined to repent and turn over a new leaf. I must be a good man, give my baby happiness, and promise as follows:

1. If there is an unpleasant dispute in my life, no matter how naive my girlfriend is to me, I will face it with a peaceful mind. I can only face it with a smile, but I can't show my bad side and I can't talk back with bad words. Whether it's reasonable or not, I have to make my girlfriend not angry.

2. The baby's words are always right. Everything within our power should be unconditionally obeyed. XX is my queen, only obey, don't ask why.

3. completely obey XX's weight loss plan, such as telling me not to ride an electric car when riding a bike, and telling me not to ride a bike when walking.

Shopping, cooking, washing dishes, washing clothes, etc. Besides bathing, these activities should and must be your own.

5. When the baby has a stomachache, he should help to compress his stomach, pinch his neck when his neck hurts, press his shoulder when his shoulder hurts, pinch his head when he has a headache, kick his leg when his leg hurts, and so on. In short, we should serve the baby well.

6. Give all personal finances to the baby, leaving only the necessary expenses, and it must be open and transparent. The specific figures are definitely determined by the baby himself, so as to avoid spending money indiscriminately and making more money.

7. Don't do things your girlfriend doesn't like, be strict with yourself, and establish a reporting system. Everything must be approved by XX leaders.

8. Don't change your girlfriend's personal things, such as QQ.

9. girlfriend's normal diplomatic activities, don't be angry and childish, send a smile, answer if necessary, or die if you don't answer.

10. Observe three obedience and four virtues. Wife should follow when she goes out, obey her orders and blindly follow her mistakes; Wife has to wait when she goes out, be willing to spend money, submit to humiliation and remember her birthday.

1 1. Be polite and filial, respect the elders, love the younger generation, and put filial piety first. Do things in a down-to-earth and honest manner.

12. insist on early delivery and late delivery. Of course, the queen said that if you don't let go, you must obey unconditionally. The queen said that she must ride a bike. Except for force majeure, such as natural disasters, the belt has not been repaired.

13. Ensure that the baby has a full breakfast, lunch and dinner, eat well, eat healthily and eat well.

14. Insist on telling stories at night to ensure freshness, tolerance and high quality.

15. Take the initiative, don't neglect, let alone complain, respond with a positive and optimistic attitude, and always remind yourself to take the initiative again, and don't be shy.

16. To constantly improve your open source ability, you can't stop to expand your income.

(If it is incomplete, you can add it at will)

In short, everything is right, listen to everything, and don't lose your temper. The above terms are true and effective. If there is any violation of the terms, everything will be handled by XX!

Validity: 10,000 years. Drafter: XXXX

Commitment: XXXX

Commitment object: XXXX

Letter of guarantee to wife Dear wife:

Please forgive my many mistakes before writing. We met, fell in love and held hands in 20xx. Live a sweet, warm and happy life after marriage. But because I can control myself.

Poor strength, can not stand the temptation of the outside world. Desire is expanding, and gradually the vows before marriage and their own should.

Forgot the responsibility to the family. Makes you sad and desperate. See the family break up. I suddenly realized how important you are to me.

How important it is for me to keep this family intact. For the sake of family integrity and stability, I hope to give me a chance to turn over a new leaf and turn over a new leaf.

I promise you the following:

First, I firmly promise to be loyal to my wife, not to do anything wrong to her, and not to cheat her. Don't abandon, don't give up, stay together for life.

Second, if you change your mind and betray your wife, all the property in your family will go to your wife and leave home clean. (I hope my wife can do the same)

Third, strictly enforce it, and resolutely ensure that all wage income belongs to the wife, and there is no small treasury.

Fourth, resolutely guarantee that you can't be petty, rest assured, rest assured and tolerant to your wife.

Fifth, resolutely ensure that you are consistent with your wife at all times, whether it is asking for instructions or reporting.

Sixth, resolutely guarantee that you can't be cynical and ignore your wife. Willing to be a punching bag for life.

Seven, resolutely ensure that you care more about your wife than before.

Eight, resolutely ensure that the wife's instructions are always correct regardless of right or wrong.

Make a firm commitment to obey your wife's orders. We must do what is required of us.

Be filial to your mother-in-law, just like your own mother.

The first thing to do when you get up every day is to miss your wife.

12. The same is true for guarantees that are not expected or guaranteed.

Please see my future actions. Resolutely promise to be a good man and husband.

Guarantor:

Article 5 of the guarantee for your wife: Don't be cold to your wife.

Don't make your wife jealous.

Give in before quarreling.

My wife hit me. Hold on.

The wife wants three from:

1, never wash clothes;

2. Never cook;

Never mop the floor.

Husband wants 4;

1, the wife has to wait for makeup;

2, the wife should be willing to spend money;

3, the wife lost her temper;

4. My wife is angry.

New version of family rules

One of the family rules: when the wife takes a bath, she should measure the water temperature and scratch her back; There must be no act of coveting selfish desires.

Family rule 2: the wife should be brave enough to pay and encourage more when shopping; There must be no forced behavior.

The third law of the family: the wife should be full of praise when serving, and eat more bowls; Not partial eclipse, not picky about food.

Family rule 4: wife sleeps, fan the wind when it is hot in summer and warm the quilt when it is cold in winter; No snoring and quilt grabbing.

Article 5 family rules: when a wife gives money, she should be grateful with tears and save money; There must be no extravagance and waste.

Family rule 6: When the wife is bored, she should perform hard and entertain her relatives in colorful clothes. There can be no so-called behavior.

Family rule 7: when the wife admonishes, her hands should be close and stand at attention; There must be no absent-minded behavior.

Family rule 8: if a wife makes a mistake, she should blame herself and take responsibility; There must be no behavior that implicates Chu Xiao.

Family Rule 9: When a wife is sad, she should shed tears and break her heart. No smiling behavior.

Rule 10: If the wife comes home late, wait patiently and smile. No violent behavior.

Family rules 1 1: When your wife is away, you should think about it and keep your body clean; There must be no sneaking around.

Family rule 12: when the wife is happy, she should decorate a lantern and celebrate; Don't sprinkle cold water.

Family rule 13: When the wife suffers from insomnia, stay with her all night and help count the sheep; I didn't dream of Duke Zhou.

Family rule 14: when a wife applies her face, she should provide methods and try her best; No laughing behavior.

Family rule 15: When a wife sings, she should admire her like a spring breeze person. No laughing behavior.

Family rules 16: If the wife is angry, she should kneel down and beg for mercy. Never ignore it.

Rule 17: If my wife hits me, let her ravage me. Thank you for your kindness. There must be no looking back.

Family rules 18: My wife should help her study during the exam and circle the key points; There must be no behavior that has nothing to do with yourself.

Family rules 19: My wife should nod her head from time to time during her speech, and she deeply agrees. There must be no smooth rebuttal.

Family rule 20: the wife should swear to show loyalty during the trial; There is no casual behavior.

Family rule 2 1: When the wife drives, she should be taught gently to relieve her nervousness; There must be no behavior that increases its complexity.

Family Rule 22: When a wife kisses, she should be enthusiastic and energetic, try to sell it well, and there should be no inarticulate behavior.

Family rule 23: the wife is lucky, she has everything she wants and perseveres; There shall be no act of exceeding authority.

Family rule 24: When the wife doesn't want it, she should shed tears and solve it herself; There is no money to buy or sell.

Letter of guarantee to wife Article 6 Dear wife:

I can't remember how many times we quarreled. In retrospect, it is not clear what caused the quarrel, which is usually the case every time. Looking back now: On the last night of 2006, we had a good chat. Later, my wife went to wash, and I waited for the baby to come back and clean up. At this time, the voice was connected. I heard the baby's movement and called him loudly, saying nice things. The baby's earplugs didn't hear me. Later, Babe packed her bags. At this moment, I am a little disappointed and unhappy. The baby said something nice to comfort me. Later ... later, the baby got angry, and I didn't comfort the baby. Later, I sulked alone and my words became more and more ugly. Until we broke up, I said it badly this time. Then I ignored the baby for two days and sent a text message to the baby tonight. Now I have deeply reflected, and now I will make the following review. I hope the baby will correct me. Husband must accept it with an open mind, seriously reflect, try to correct it, and never make it again.

Honey, I was wrong. I really know that I was wrong. I was blamed that day. I shouldn't be rude to you, nor should I be mean to you in front of outsiders. I shouldn't lose my temper with you. It's all my fault, wife. I sincerely apologize to you! I just hope my wife will forgive me and give me a chance! Honey, okay? Honey, my promise to you is as follows:

1. Don't make your wife angry, get angry with her, speak loudly, argue with her, swear or lose your temper in the future!

2. Spoil, love, care, be considerate, understand and protect your wife for life! You must give your wife something delicious and fun in the future!

3. Quit smoking and don't let your wife smell your bad breath in the future! It's hard to stop drinking and not let your wife smell the wine in the future! Quit gambling and never let your wife wear those dozens of clothes again! Let your wife go out and wear a brand in the future! Honey, I promise you I won't do that again. I won't make you angry now and I won't go with you. I quit smoking and drinking. I will listen to you and change everything you don't like! All right, wife? If I don't do something as you say, I'll cut off my tongue and my hand myself!

Wife. Love your husband and make you angry. Guo Yulin