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The Journey to the West is a metaphor for irony.
-Analysis of the moral of the story "The Country of Daughters"
Masculinity, or energy, anger and justice. It is the spiritual backbone that supports a person, a nation and a country to strut forward, and it is a top priority for the future of the nation! The fifty-third to fifty-fifth stories about the girl country in Journey to the West are funny and strange, but they give people a sad feeling-there is not even a man who is a seed in the whole country, and there is no trace of masculinity. Is this country still a country? Can such a nation be a nation? This is not a lack of nature, nor is it the work of the devil, but a man-made evil obstacle. No wonder people all over the country are bullied and can't do anything to produce a better life, so they can only be maids for monsters! Because of the double cock of the Pleiades, the world is full of masculinity, because it sings with its head held high and brings the rising sun.
One is the "daughter country"-a poor country without masculinity and benevolence.
The holy monk worships Buddha in Xiliang, which means "purity" in China. ] yin world is less yang.
Farmers and businessmen are women, and fishermen and firewood plough and graze in red makeup.
Jiao E is a sea of people, and young women meet pink lang in the street.
Not understanding can make a fool of yourself, but fireworks surround suffering! (back to the 54th)
The daughter country in Journey to the West is a very strange country. In this country, there are only women and no men. Women are engaged in industry, agriculture, fisheries, firewood, agriculture and animal husbandry and all walks of life. Even the king and officials at all levels in charge of state power are women. Women are eager for men to sow, but it is hard to see. However, there are several secret treasures in China-it is said that drinking "Zimu River" water can make you pregnant; To verify whether you are really pregnant, you should rely on "Zhaotai Spring" outside the Angelababy Post. To have an abortion, you must drink the water from the "abortion spring" in front of the hole in Yangshan. With these three treasures, it is not a problem to pass on from generation to generation. It's just that the whole country is full of women, not men's masculinity.
If only women are the masters, from the perspective of social folklore, the matriarchal clan in primitive society is like this. In the stage of national development, it is not uncommon for women to be king. Even in modern times, reports like "Queen" are often seen. However, human reproduction is inseparable from the combination of men and women. Therefore, in terms of physiological science, it is impossible for a woman to have children by herself without a man or a man to sow seeds.
Scholars who studied Journey to the West in the past, when explaining this story, put it on the cultivation of truth. Although the reason is not sufficient, one thing is right, that is, it has little to do with male and female fertility, but is talking about other reasons. As far as I know, the so-called "there are more women than men in our country" (back to the fifty-third session), "When the chaos started in our country, there were emperors in previous dynasties, but there were no men here" and "there were no men in China" (back to the fifty-fourth session), which is metaphorical and satirical to the people all over the country. All of them looked like women but not men, and none of them had a backbone.
There are several reasons for this:
First, people all over the country have no sense of justice and are a little afraid of bullying. For example, those old women that Tang Priest met after pregnancy only cared about their own happiness, regardless of Tang Priest's life or death. When the Monkey King got angry, he immediately changed his attitude and obeyed. Similarly, the wishful fairy who occupies the stillbirth spring only thinks about her own "red wine ceremony" and completely ignores the lives of others. At first, I didn't know how fierce the Monkey King was, but I refused to give him water to save the Tang Priest. Later, he was defeated by the Monkey King, and he looked totally embarassed-it was entirely up to him to decide how much water he wanted.
Second, people all over the country can't help being female scorpions because they have no yang. As a maid, I am at his disposal. Even the king is not as good as the mother scorpion. The Tang Priest, which she couldn't have, was taken away by scorpion essence. This shows that countries and nations without masculinity can only be bullied.
Third, dealing with the female scorpion essence depends on the big cock of the Pleiadian star official. The Pleiadian official held his head high at the monster, and the female scorpion essence suddenly became numb and tender, and died in front of the slope. The cock crows bring sunshine and sunrise. This symbolizes that "the rooster calls the world white", and the world is full of righteousness and masculinity from now on.
These are just examples, and there are many reasons to talk about, each pointing in the same direction. Taking this as the main line and looking at this story, it will be easier to understand.
Second, both Tang Priest and Bajie are pregnant-man-made disasters are not providence.
The Tang Priest and his disciples came to the border of Xiliang. Because of thirst, Tang Priest and Bajie drank the water from Zimu River by mistake and got pregnant. This story is a bit sexy, but the truth is clear.
Of the four Tang Priests, the Monkey King and Friar Sand have never been close to women, and only Elder Tang and Pig Bajie are suitable for being human. Think of Tang priest, young and strong, handsome and natural and unrestrained. Although he became a monk, his function is not defective, and he is very suitable to be a person as long as he wants. Later, the queen took a fancy to him, which is also the reason. As for Bajie, although he is a little ugly, he is healthy. According to his own words, he is a "pig seller". The so-called "selling pigs" is the common name for "breeding pigs" by rural people. Anyone who has seen "selling pigs" farming knows that as long as diet and nutrition keep up, livestock can be farmed once or twice a day on average. When he tried Zen for the first time, he said that he had the method of "fighting". If he wanted to get all his three daughters, he knew that his skill was extraordinary. As the saying goes, women are not too ugly for men. Pig Bajie himself said, "Who thinks men are ugly in this world?" (back to the 54th) Let him be a man, really not much difference.
If people in the girl country really need men and want them to be human, they should pay more attention to them and don't let them have an accident. But look at those people by the mother river and the stillbirth spring. They leave them alone, but look for opportunities to trick them and try to turn the only "seed player" into a stranger, a man and a woman.
With the help of the female tour leader and the male ferryman, the apprentices crossed Zimu River. Look at that female leader. She knows that the water in this river can't be drunk indiscriminately, but she never reminds teachers and students. As soon as I got to the shore, I "tied the cable to the pile by the water and walked into the farmhouse with a smile on my face." (Back to the 53rd time) Her "smile happily" expression is clearly waiting to see the jokes of the master and apprentice. Tang Priest and Bajie shouted that they were thirsty and wanted to drink river water, but she just pretended not to hear them. Sure enough, they felt it in less than half an hour when they drank the river. "What two pain difficult to ban, the stomach is getting bigger. When I touched it with my hand, it seemed that there was a bloody mass of meat, and the bones that could not stop were in a mess. "(back to 53)
It's really painful for two men to get pregnant for no reason. I came to a village and wanted to find a way to save it. Unexpectedly, the wives and aunts who came out, like the women by the river, all ran out to see jokes. Its description:
Mother-in-law smiled and said, "Are you drinking water from the river over there?" Monkey said, "I ate at Qingshui River in the east." Mother-in-law smiled brightly: "What a fool! What a joke! You all come in and I'll tell you. " Monkey helped Tang Priest and Friar Sand helped Bajie. Both of them gave a cry, and their stomachs were timid. They all went into the thatched cottage and sat down. Monkey just called, "Grandma, make some hot soup for my master. We thank you. " My mother-in-law didn't make soup, so she ran behind her with a smile and cried, "Come and see! Come and see! " Among them, two or three elderly women came out, kicking and kicking, all smiling at Tang Priest. (Back to 53)
Those two are shy and "wrinkled with pain"; The two next to each other helped each other, so worried. Wukong counted on the help of the local people to cook some hot soup to help master warm up and relieve his illness. The mother-in-law called them into the house, and Wukong thought they really wanted to help. Unexpectedly, apart from being "playful", "cheerful" and "snickering", they don't start work or boil water, which is even more difficult to understand. It turns out that they don't want to help, but to make themselves happy-some old women who have never seen a man are of course excited to see a man now.
The Monkey King flew into a rage when he saw that these people lacked the minimum sympathy and took other people's pain as their own pleasure. When they lose their temper, they stumble and stand unsteadily with fear. They immediately became what the Monkey King said. They followed suit and told the secret that the mother river could not be drunk. The spring water that gave birth to the fetus could solve their difficulties.
The reason why the girl country is a girl country lies in the "Zimu River" and the "Spring of Abortion". In other words, these are the biggest secrets of the daughter country, which involve the dignity and destiny of the whole country and cannot be easily told. At first, the maid by the river said nothing about it, which may be related to keeping this secret-as a woman, why and when she is pregnant is her biggest secret, how can she tell people easily! As a country, let alone tell others. Because this is the lifeblood of the country. If others know this secret and are malicious, and cut off the mother river, then this country has only one way to die! It can be seen that although these people are not bad people, they are not so kind at heart and refuse to help others easily. They only care about their unhappiness, bullying and being timid. Tell others the whole "state secret" as soon as you meet a hard fist. Where can we talk about the dignity and future of the country? People in a country have become like this. They want to be ruthless and brave. Then, even if this country wants to be "heroic" and want masculinity, where can it be found?
Even so, these old women are nothing. From their mouths, it is more unrestrained. Its description:
The old woman smiled and said, "Grandpa, you are so lucky to come to my house! If you go to the second room, you can't stop talking! " Pig snorted, "stop it. What's wrong? " My mother-in-law said, "There are four or five people in my family, all of whom are several years old. We have finished that matter, so we won't hurt you. If you go back to Fannie and Freddie, it's for all ages! If you don't listen, I will have sex with you. I will kill you and cut off all your meat to make a sachet. " (Back to 53)
There were no men in this country before, so men are in the daughter country, which is many times more precious than our national treasure, the giant panda! But people in this country don't know how to cherish at all, just want to satisfy their own selfish desires; Once you can't satisfy it, you will "kill your life and cut off all your meat to make sachets." They can do such cruel things. No wonder the Tang Priest was in Pipa Cave later, and those little maids who ordered monsters dared to be minced meat steamed buns. (To be continued)
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