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My 3-year-old daughter always drinks milk before going to bed. Once before going to bed, I gave my 3-year-old daughter an animal-shaped biscuit. While eating, my daughter whispered to the biscuit: Come and play in my belly now, and I'll treat you to milk later!

My 3-year-old daughter wants to drink milk before going to bed. Once, I gave my 3-year-old daughter an animal-shaped biscuit before going to bed. While eating, my daughter whispered to the biscuit: Now you play in my belly, I'll treat you to milk!