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Lyrics of four folk songs in duet
1, M: I heard of my sister's beautiful folk songs a long time ago. Today, we love to talk when we meet, and we should be in love. My brother wants to go with my sister.
Woman: Hua Hudie came before the drive, laughing at your brother's dementia. I met someone halfway, I didn't know each other, and spring blossomed.
2. Man: The strong wind blew away the dust on the road, so I asked my sister where she came from and whether she was a house, waiting for Sister Lang's consent.
Woman: As soon as I got home from crossing the bridge, I found my home in the depths of Heyuan, with a mountain stream in front of me and Xun Mei as a fairy.
3. M: The mountains are blooming one after another, and there is running water everywhere in the green hills. How can I find my sister?
W: I want to pick flowers in the garden. Before my heart goes, there are only ships docked in the world. I've never seen a docked ship before.
4, male: Qian Shan is hard to see people, not because of repeated feelings; After three or five years, I changed careers, and my brother turned to the market as soon as he turned.
W: It is difficult for Jin Lang to leave her sister. She is single every day. See others also have a pair, eyes watery and fragrant.
Don't come by yourself. I know the details of big brother. Sleeping with me last night, I didn't even have a pair of shorts.
Why do you say this in front of others, saying I'm not wearing shorts? We slept in the same bed last night, and you took off my shorts.
Listen carefully, little sister. These shorts are a little new. These shorts are for you. They will be used as your scarf.
Sweet-scented osmanthus leaves slice hawthorn, and miss shorts are a little flowery. If Xiao Lang likes it, I'll wipe your mouth.
What do you mean? Shorts are for me. Take off your shorts in front of the audience.
Listen to me. Listen to me. Sing, take off your shorts. If it rains heavily, I'll send you to pack your skull.
That makes sense. I ask my little sister to be a woman. I'm not a human being if I want my little sister's family to do it.
If you can't talk, you can't talk. You want your little sister to become a woman. Little sister, if you think about marrying you, you will not be able to do it when you are old.
Call little sister and listen to me. I haven't seen you for over half a year. When I see you today, ask my little sister and brother.
Tell my little sister to listen to me. My little sister's husband can't be found. Don't go home from now on. My sister and Xiao Lang just got together.
Impossible, impossible, little sister and you can't. If my little sister follows you, the sun will set in the west.
Little girl, little girl, why say impossible? We can do good if you want.
Impossible, impossible, little sister is not like this. Three-two cotton, four-two thread, visit spinning groups around the country.
Don't talk nonsense when singing. Your sister never made it. I just sing a song with my brother. I won't live with you.
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