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What's the classic dialogue of Ge You (mobile phone) (about the mistake of talent d_page_type=1
-"OK, OK, OK!"
-viagra, do you want to throw up? -yes, but I can't bear to part with it. Thirteen, Louis's, 8 yuan a bottle, I can't bear to throw up.
- see, this is a typical mania, and you are like a good person when you are not sick. It is dangerous for such people to be put into society! Take it down!
- can it be chronic? Now that medicine is so developed, it must be easy to turn chronic!
- mom and dad said, that's good, that's good!
The movie "Party A and Party B" starring Ge You
- The landlord's family has no food left.
- I won't say anything until I'm killed!
- A marriage without love is unhappy, and a marriage without a house is even more unhappy.
- General, we haven't eaten ice cream for a week, and even Coca-Cola is not original! It is said that all the camel cigarettes supplied to us are in Antwerp, and those bad guys in the rear are wholesale to Daoye, Belgium. Even our chewing gum is chewed in the mouths of those Italian prostitutes. Oh, the mouth stinks and we can't kiss those Parisian citizens who welcome us!
The movie "world without thieves" starring Ge You
- organized and undisciplined.
- what is the most lacking in the 21st century? Talent!
- I want to turn my heart to the bright moon, but the bright moon shines on the ditch.
- Uncle Li is very angry, and the consequences are very serious.
- I hate you robbers, you have no technical content at all!
The movie Mobile Phone starring Ge You
- Be kind.
- I've been sleeping in the same bed for more than 2 years, and I'm really tired of aesthetics.
- are you in a meeting? Right. Is it inconvenient to talk? Ah. Then I'll say you listen. Ok. I miss you. Oh. Did you miss me? Ah. You were really bad yesterday. Hi. Give me a kiss. Dare not? Then I'll kiss you. Do you hear me? I heard you.
The movie "Be there or be square" starring Ge You
- Ah, I saw it again, this is the power of love!
- The night gave me black eyes, but I greeted the light with my nostrils.
- "This is the Himalayas, this is Nepal, and this is the Qinghai-Tibet Plateau. Due to the influence of the warm and humid air current in the Indian Ocean, the Nepalese kingdom is warm and humid, with spring all year round, while the northern foot of the mountain is covered with snow all year round because of the cold. If a path is opened along the mountainside to lead moisture to this side of the mountain, the Qinghai-Tibet Plateau in China will become a land of plenty!
- you think it's enough to be shameless when you strip? Everyone has to be able to split and stand upside down, and one leg can easily lift how high a person is!
- is it XXX? It's XXX, and you're still here. The night gave me black eyes, and I saw you looking at me. You were as transparent as ice in a glass ... My eyes were dark, and only in my dreams could I see the light. Back to my brilliant memory, I dreamed of you several times, and you stood in front of me so clearly. Once I woke up, my heart ached.
- The greatest advantage of you is that you can be loyal to your family at a critical moment, and you can turn your face when you say it. With a little training, you can set up a terrorist organization, which is more than enough. "
The movie "Big shot" starring Ge You
- What is a master, just eight words, maverick, grandstanding!
- China people are used to putting their first names in the back and their surnames in the front to show their respect for their ancestors, while Americans, on the contrary, are used to putting their first names in front of their surnames to show their respect for themselves.
- Anyone who wants to make money by e-commerce is a fool, so the website has to take money to smash it, and it's hard for children to catch wolves. Hire a few swearing gunmen with high salary, and then find a few cultural celebrities as targets, and whoever fires will be destroyed! What does the website rely on? It depends on the click-through rate, and the click-through rate goes up, and the next home will follow. How much money you throw in, plus one zero (child), will be sold directly to the next home. I also tell you, someone talks about buying and cashing out immediately, and you can't even talk about giving you stocks. If you are interested in investing 8 million to 1 million, I dare not say more, and you will earn 1 million a year. I'm talking about dollars!
- You must choose the best prime location, hire a French designer, and build the highest-grade apartment. The elevator goes directly to the home, and the minimum size of the apartment is 4 square meters. What broadband, optical cable, satellite, can be connected to him, the roof garden (son), there is a swimming pool in the building, and there is an English butler at the door, wearing a wig, a special gentleman. When the owner enters the door, he has to say to others: may i help you,sir, regardless of things (son)? An authentic English cockney accent is twice as respectable! Building another aristocratic school in the community with Harvard textbooks will cost tens of thousands of dollars a year. Building another American clinic, waiting for a 24-hour call, is only one word (child) expensive, and it will cost 18 thousand yuan to see a cold. Neighbors around you either drive BMW or Mercedes-Benz. If you drive a Japanese car, you are embarrassed to say hello! How much do you think an apartment like this costs per square meter? I think it will cost two thousand dollars anyway. ) two thousand dollars? That's the cost, starting at $4,. Don't be too expensive, and there's no discount! You have to study the shopping psychology of the owners. Owners who are willing to pay $2, for a house don't care about paying $2, more. What is a successful person? Successful people just buy expensive things and don't buy the best. Therefore, our slogan for real estate is: not the best, but the most expensive!
-"No, he (the emperor) has many beautiful women. If he is in a good mood, he can change one every day, and it doesn't cost money. They are all raised by the court. I only have one woman and divorced me. My life is tragic. No money, no women is tragic. How do you say tragedy? "
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