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If someone teases you for being short, how should you fight back?

According to your own personality and your friend's personality.

First, when you are in a good mood, you should be a joke, stare blankly and criticise, "Hey, I'm not as good as you. I eat cabbage as high and good every day."

Second, the general mentality, pretending not to hear, if he continues to say, reply "Then?" Does it matter to you? "

Third, if you are in a bad mood, say, "It's none of your business, you are too tall. Go and see a basket. "