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Jokes about digging wild vegetables in spring

One day last spring, my parents and I came to my grandmother's house-Anji. Along the way, Malantou, Xiaohua, and some wild vegetables and wild flowers that can't be called out or seen. What a beautiful picture of spring scenery, which makes people intoxicated.

When we arrived at grandma's house, grandma was so happy that she didn't know what to do and treated us warmly. At noon, after dinner, everyone goes to do their own thing. Dad was tired from driving all the way and was sleeping. Mom is chatting with grandpa; Grandma washed the dishes, and I was simply a "little empty man", sleeping in the car for a long time; Talking about the sky, the topic has been taken away by my mother; Grandma is distressed when doing things, hey! Just when I was depressed, my grandmother appeared in front of me after washing the bowl: "We will eat wild cakes at night, and you can dig wild vegetables with me!" " ""oh! Grandma, you are the best! "I am happy at the same time, don't forget to kiss up. So we set off with sickles and baskets.

On the way, grandma told me that all I needed was noodles and shepherd's purse. I really didn't know what noodles and shepherd's purse looked like at that time. Tell me when grandma says it. Walk and you'll get there. Wow! Green and oily, it is really a paradise for vegetables. I ran in screaming. "Look, the food has been trampled by you!" Grandma was distressed and shouted angrily. Naughtily, I stuck out my tongue and put my feet on the ridge like grandma. Grandma dug noodles and shepherd's purse. It turns out that noodles are slippery and shepherd's purse has teeth. Because it looked simple, I took the shepherd's purse in my hand and cut it casually. Alas, why didn't you come out? I was unwilling, and it took me a lot of effort to pull it out. Look at grandma, she is very relaxed and keeps putting wild vegetables in the basket. I thought to myself: Hum! Grandma, I will catch up with you, I will! At this moment, a small yellow flower attracted me. I put down my work, picked the flowers and enjoyed them alone. After a while, the little yellow flower is not beautiful. When I went back to work, I saw that my grandmother had half a basket of trophies and I only had a few! At this time, grandma, who has been working hard, spoke: "digging wild vegetables looks simple, but it is not easy to do!" Do it seriously! Can't use two things at the same time! " I nodded and began to dig hard, more and more relaxed, thinking that no matter what I do, I should pay attention to my study. Digging wild vegetables is the same!

In the evening, we returned home with a full load and ate the dug wild vegetables. I understand that everything is learned, and it is also a kind of inner joy to do everything with your heart!