People's height and altitude jokes

I believe many people must yearn for the career of star. In the eyes of many people, stars are the most glamorous existence, and making movies is the money that many people can hardly earn all their lives. And some variety shows. Stars should not make money too easily, eat and drink, or travel with their children to make money. Where is it like a gregarious animal tired into a dog every day? Others like to watch stars always wear the most fashionable clothes and appear in front of everyone with a perfect image. But there is one data star that is not true, and that is the height and weight of the star, especially the height of the star, which is simply a mystery.

The subject's problem is that when kiku of 1.59 meters and Jing M Guo of 1.55 meters are in the same box, the height difference between them is clear at a glance. Who is lying? My answer is that they are all lying.

First, Jing M.Guo's true height.

Jing M. Guo's height should always be a pain in his heart, and his height has always been a point of ridicule. The official height of Jing M Guo is 1.55 meters, which is far from the height of ordinary people. Often teased by netizens. Many people laugh at Jing M.Guo's petite figure, even shorter than many women. But for this official height, netizens do not recognize it.

Some netizens posted pictures of Jing M.Guo getting out of a Mercedes-Benz on social platforms. I see the scene in the picture. M. Guo is almost as tall as the car. The netizen also asked:? Who can tell me the height of this Mercedes? Mercedes-Benz Customer Service Center? I actually replied that the height of this series of cars is1485 mm. From this picture, is the height of Jing M. Guo only around 1.46 or 1.47? There is no official height 1.55 m.

In the face of this series of taunts and doubts, Jing M. Guo is very strong in his heart. He not only forwarded the Weibo himself, but also wrote: Thank you for your customer service. ? Low-key counterattack. Actually, about height? Questioning? Jing M.Guo once said in an interview? If what you say is reasonable and I feel guilty, I will secretly say, shit, he really caught me. And then secretly change it. But some attacks are purely meaningless, for example, I am short. What can I do, right? I'm an adult. I don't grow up. What can I do, right? Do I have to struggle every day, can't sleep, and keep asking myself and God: Why am I so short? That's unnecessary! ?

Second, kiku's true height.

Although kiku claims to be? A beautiful woman who comes once in four thousand years? She has a beautiful appearance and outstanding temperament, but her height is always a mystery. Although kiku claims that his official height is 1.59 meters, netizens don't think so.

Kiku happened to stand with Jia Ling in the variety show Travel Notes Around Youth, which gave some netizens a chance to compare their height. Many netizens found that kiku was much shorter than Jia Ling. From the screenshot, we can see that Jia Ling's feet didn't stand up straight at that time, and kiku next to him looked much shorter after removing his hairstyle and headdress, and Jia Ling was wearing white sneakers, while kiku was wearing high heels with heels.

According to the star's official height data, the official height of Jia Ling is 166 cm. From the picture, we can see that kiku is indeed much shorter than Jia Ling, and visually shorter than Jia Ling by more than 6 cm. Plus the height of high heels, kiku's real height should be shorter than Jia Ling's height 166 cm 10 cm or more, which is about 155 cm. Then there is a problem with kiku's official height data.

This is actually consistent with the actual height speculated by most netizens before. At that time, some netizens found that their true height was inadvertently exposed in a group of photos exposed before kiku. Kiku was standing in an aisle, taking a selfie in front of the full-length mirror. In the photo, kiku is wearing that black dress. She looks slim, with long legs and a good figure ratio.

In this photo, kiku looks petite but tall, but in this photo, kiku's height seems to be only a little higher than the height of the light switch next to him, and Kiku was still wearing a hat. The height of the light switch is generally designed to be around 1 m 3. For girls whose height is 1 m 5 to 1 m 6, the switch of the light should probably be at the chin position. In the photo, it is obvious that the position of the electric light is probably above kiku's ear, and kiku was still wearing high shoes. Even excluding the error that kiku didn't stand up straight when taking photos, netizens estimated that kiku's real height was only about1.5m. ..

Kiku's height has been a mystery, and the official height has been revised several times. Prior to this, kiku said in a program that his height was 162cm, which was questioned by many netizens. It may be because her height is a little swollen, so it is not easy to lie in front of her teammates. So when she was on the show with the team, kiku said that she was 159cm tall, and the sisters present directly said that she was lying, which made her very embarrassed.

Third, compare Jing M.Guo and kiku under the same framework.

When kiku and Jing M.Guo stood together, everyone found that kiku was as tall as Jing M.Guo in high heels. Although kiku has a high face value, she also has her own shortcomings, that is, she is too short. Although Jing M. Guo is short in height, he is also gifted. From the above analysis, we have actually come to the conclusion that kiku and Jing M.Guo are both the same height? Water injection? The ingredients are in it, but two people are in the same box. By comparison, anyone with a discerning eye can see the clue.

Finally, I want to say that height is not a distance, so lying down is not good. Be friendly to short people at the same time. There is a saying on the internet that is very good? You laugh at M. Guo Ai. Does he laugh at you for being poor? I hope everyone can be more kind to people who are different from ordinary people.