Degang Guo's classic funny quotations

1, "Grandpa, how can I go to America?" "Ask the village chief."

You don't need electricity to speak loudly.

Don't leave after the party, go to eat. Whoever goes will pay.

I am a rich man. Today, backstage, I drove here and they all came on foot. The old gentlemen in Tianjin began to leave on Tuesday. But my car has had some problems recently, and the speed is a bit slow. At first, I thought the carburetor was dirty. I won't know until I check. The pedal fell off. ...

5. The traditional crosstalk left by the old man always has more than 1000 paragraphs. After years of continuous efforts by our actors, it has basically been lost. ...

6. English, Japanese, Korean, Yugoslav, North Slavic, West Slavic ... I can speak seven or eight foreign languages, which is different from swearing in Eight-Nation Alliance.

7. The house we live in is full of holes. It is fatal when it rains: it rains outside the rain house, and it rains outside the rain house. Sometimes when the rain is too heavy, the whole family takes shelter in the streets.

8. If you are willing to die, I am willing to bury it.

9, regardless of the law, I have killed him!

10, this guy robbed the bank and drove on the North Third Ring Road. 5: 30 in the afternoon! When the police arrived, the traffic jam was very serious.

1 1, your shameless appearance is like my charm.