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Talk about the mood of eating.
2. What's going on? Family dinner, but everyone was watching mobile phones and machinery, and finally won.
There are always some involuntary things, such as eating and drinking, and living a good life!
4. There is a lack of one or two selfies at every dinner. In fact, there is a lack of a girl with a selfie stick.
You don't have to eat food you don't like when you eat, but don't try your best to show your dislike for it. How to make people who love food swallow it?
6. There is an embarrassing thing in life: I don't talk much or know what to say when I eat, but I just eat quietly.
7. I spent the night in KTV with my friends. I eat and drink with my friends. I'm happy and relaxed, but I want to hi with you. I want to be with you. Hi. But you have already left.
8. Every time I eat out, I obviously can't understand what they say. Just watching them laugh, subconsciously I will laugh with them, feeling that only in this way can I be integrated with them, which makes me more and more afraid of myself.
9. Last weekend, my family had dinner with my aunt. My sister brought a badminton racket and we played badminton together. I also learned a little about playing badminton.
10, Cheng Qianyang's father is going to Shenzhen, and his mother offered to see him off in the form of a dinner party.
1 1. Today is International Children's Day. This Children's Day is the most unforgettable festival since I went to school. I said unforgettable because it was the first time for me to have dinner with so many classmates at school.
12, it's the annual Mid-Autumn Festival again, and it's necessary for all departments to go out for dinner, but often not everyone of us can participate in these group activities.
13, we always have this scene when eating at home. Whether in a small family or a big family like grandma, I have grown up in this kind of care.
14, I am very happy at this dinner, and so are my classmates. I really hope that there will be a June Day every month in the future, so that teachers and students can relax.
15, in the warm sunshine and in the clean classroom, I saw more than 50 people enjoying a Manchu-Chinese banquet. Yes, this is the unprecedented super out-of-print buffet in our class!
16, after the movie viewing time in the morning, there will be a big food party in the afternoon! At noon, Liu Mingyue and I excitedly cleaned the classroom. Suddenly, the door opened and the monitor's adult Chen appeared!
17, we don't want to stay at home in hot summer. I want to hold a cooking competition with my friends. We made an appointment to go to Mr. Shen's house and held a dinner party.
18, the winter vacation is over, and our children can relax. In order to welcome the Spring Festival, members of our sunflower team plan to have a group dinner.
Talk about the mood of the company dinner.
Talk about the mood of the company dinner.
1. Colleagues ate at noon, didn't take a nap, and were so sleepy after eating. Physical strength is getting worse and worse.
Second, lies are wrong after all, whether out of kindness or for other reasons! But white lies are sometimes necessary and have to be done in social relations. For example, when eating, colleagues will inevitably complain a few words or even scold the leaders and the company, but do you dare to point fingers at the leaders? ! Man is a complex of contradictions, but there must be a bottom line and principles!
Third, I saw members' babies perform very well in the game today! My parents are very happy and their mood is getting better and better. After dinner with my colleagues in the early morning, I chatted with my brother on Q in the name of insomnia. I still remember our agreement in the four years of college. If I don't like each other, he will say something else when he comes to Nanjing. Unexpectedly, he came to Nanjing three years later, but I went to Shanghai. Just when he was proud of his work, the beautiful woman fell in love with him, and the chickens froze. But I'm also happy for him. When I was a child, I made countless promises.
I haven't taken a day off since I gave birth to my second child. I have repeatedly advised him to take care of the children on weekends and let me have a day off. He just ignored me. On days when he is not on a business trip or seeing clients, he either plays with his mobile phone at home or has dinner with his colleagues for entertainment. Sometimes this happens more often, so he arranges to have a quick meal at home and then go out. It is better not to come back for dinner. I sometimes wonder what he can do besides making money.
This week is full of negative energy, because I am sick, Xixi is sick, and Yiyi is sick! My husband ate with his colleagues on Monday, played football on Tuesday, worked overtime on Wednesday and played football on Thursday, and was directly dragged to work overtime on Friday. I didn't stay at home one day, dragging my sick body with two children and feeling depressed to the bottom. Today, Xixi has recovered from illness, and I am almost the same. Only Yiyi still has a runny nose, although her husband is still not at home. Now, my mood is getting better.
6. Girls of our age, in their early twenties, are at the height of their vanity. Who doesn't want to have a considerate and painful boyfriend around him and do something about dog abuse from time to time to make others envy him? Who doesn't want her boyfriend to panic when he loses his temper? Who doesn't want her boyfriend to pick up a colleague's meal late? Who doesn't want her boyfriend to praise you as soon as she puts on a new lipstick?
7. Today, I had dinner with my colleagues, only to find out that a salesman I met at the meeting two weeks ago was fired last week because of a big quarrel with a senior manager, so I found that the company was in hot water. Who can't be offended, who are relatives and friends of the boss, who are disliked and liked by the manager, who can make friends and who should talk less. Let's do our own thing.
8. I had a long meeting this morning and had lunch with my colleagues. I worked in the afternoon and attended a birthday party in the evening. In short, it was a busy day and witnessed all kinds of people.
Nine, this year to now, I seem to have been breaking up with my dreams. On the way home from dinner with my new colleague yesterday, my mind suddenly became very clear, and this hand may be doomed to be inseparable.
Ten, colleagues have dinner, it was very calm. As a result, the storm came and the power went out. We are really eating this dinner with our lives.
Talk about the mood of friends having dinner.
1, every National Day holiday, but every time I get together with my friends, it's Kathy. 2. Friends' parties always remind me of the past. Although nothing happened, I was really happy.
3. There is meat on the table, wine in the cup, the moon in the sky, you around, and friends gathering, which is really not easy.
I take the train from winter to spring. See you in Shenyang! I wonder when I can get together with my friends.
5. Get together with good friends again. The chemical reaction between the two children is so great that no matter how long they are apart, they are inseparable as soon as they meet.
6, this eleven, busy. . . When relatives meet and friends meet, I don't know if my insistence is correct.
7. Friends will get together during festivals. For your safety, the happiness of your family and the safety and happiness of others, please don't drink and drive, let alone drink while driving.
8, the sixth National Day feels particularly long, the time feels particularly fast, the body feels particularly lacking, the mood feels particularly tired, and friends get together very well! The summary is over! Accept your heart tomorrow and go to work the day after tomorrow!
9. When you get together with good friends who know 17, there are always endless words. Good friends are always together no matter how long they haven't seen each other! We should get together more in the future!
10, primary school full moon party, Grade two children gathered on the lawn of Hu Xiang. They were very happy to see her good friend Gao Yuxin again. The purest friendship in childhood!
1 1. Take advantage of the Golden Eleventh, no matter how far and how blocked the road is, drive 1000 kilometers to Shuikou Reservoir to meet friends and enjoy the most selfless feelings and original farmhouse meals in the world. Hehe, what spirit is this?
12, with a hint of autumn in my pillow, and with an expectation, meet my long-lost friends. In the changeable world, I cherish every gathering with deep affection, accompanied by delicious food, and the beauty blooms in the depths of time. Thank you for your company on the road of life.
13, the time spent with friends is always short. It's always a lot of feelings to see three old friends on the seventh day of National Day. I just hope you are all happy, and I am happy. It may be several months before we meet again. Looking forward to getting together every time. If we haven't met before, let's get together in the New Year!
14, the ordinary autumn leaves are fluttering, and the lonely shadows are well known. People are worried when they are far away, and who complains when they are vulgar? It has been many years since I left here, and I have completely forgotten the end of the world. The setting sun shines on lonely birds, and only letters send acacia. After the bird added a few words, hehe, lonely friends shed tears when they left, and friends got together and hugged each other.
15, from different places, come together to study the future for the same goal. * * * lived together for several years and became close companions, without any utility, only pure friendship, full of youth, passionate, aggressive, energetic and energetic, worthy of the name.
16, the meaning of life is to have a group of friends who look after each other. Laugh when you get together; When you are apart, miss; In front of others, there are allusions and jokes that we only know each other. The most important thing in life is to have a good grasp of one's own mentality, face all situations with a positive and optimistic attitude, be proud and not arrogant, be frustrated and let the world go through vicissitudes, and I am safe and sound.
17, autumn always reminds me of many warm things, especially when I haven't had it for a long time. For example, when I was a child, I warmed my bed on a rainy autumn day, and in a high school, someone wore school uniforms to go to the toilet and was lazy by the sun, such as friends gathering, such as family reunion. All these memories make me feel calm and deeply missed.
18, the years are like songs, which interpret our colorful life, and the vicissitudes are like dreams, suddenly casting eternity. Once upon a time, the figure of that figure seemed to be vaguely recalling the past, recalling the past ... but, however, white hair can't hide the truth, and wrinkles can't stop the smile. I cry for the fleeting time, for the vicissitudes of life, for the unchanging truth and for the unchanging smile. ......
19, 13, how to spend the seven days of National Day? In fact, the answer is really simple: enjoy the beautiful scenery with your eyes and wash your irritability; Keep warm with your family to keep them fresh; Talk to yourself and start over in meditation and peace. Many times, we are used to non-stop and looking for beauty elsewhere. In fact, beauty is just around the corner. It is simple and beautiful to get together with friends and have dinner with parents.
20. The world is so big, you must visit it often, so as to remember this wonderful youth. Thank you for getting together with so many friends before going abroad, such as awei, Tucki, Qiu Qiang, Guanglu, National Day, Xiao Rong, Huang Feng, Xiao Nan, A Zhan, and those who got together in Shanghai (I won't list them here. Thank you for knowing you and for your support and help along the way.
2 1, years have aged our faces, but the heart is still the heart at that time, and the feelings are still the feelings at that time. You haven't changed, I haven't changed, and neither has he (she). As if it was yesterday, as if we had just separated, but we were so surprised and excited to get together. Forget reserve, forget occasion, forget gender, forget age. We held hands and hugged each other.
22, smiling face, affectionate, endless topics, restless mood. I can't think of crying in excitement and passion, I can't think of crying in gratitude and emotion, I can't think of crying in joy and happiness. Now, I'm going to the ends of the earth and returning to my reality, but I just want to cry for her, for acquaintance, for reunion, for this life, for an unchanging heart, and for feelings that can't be solved.
23. There are too many things to do: I look forward to meeting my friends, running with my camera, eating meat, watching movies all night and going on a one-year date, and spring and summer will turn into autumn in a blink of an eye. I can't see the autumn in Beijing this year, and the food will be stranded. Of course, the most important thing is to make you a better and better baby. Life suddenly became rich and I had another identity, but my belief remained unchanged.
24. The meaning of life is to have a group of friends who take care of each other. Laugh when you get together; When you are apart, miss; In front of others, there are allusions and jokes that we only know each other; When you are bored, you can find the person who sent Weibo. Even if one day it will be scattered all over the world. But once, life met; Brilliant; Sad for each other's grievances; When you are sad, hold back your sadness and smile brightly.
25. Class reunion is by no means a simple matter of eating, drinking and having fun. She needs to plan and organize with her heart, because this is an emotion that needs to be maintained. 10 years, 20 years, 30 years, life is not much ... it's rare to meet each other, and every time is worth cherishing! The ultimate goal of the reunion is to leave you a precious and beautiful memory space ..... When you recall, you will only be moved, only look forward to it, and there will be no regrets.
26. On the street at two o'clock in the middle of the night, a few young hearts! The customers at the booth changed from wave to wave, and our table sat from eleven to two. There are endless days to talk about, endless words to talk about, endless laughter! I hate spending too little time together, and when I wake up, everyone has to go their separate ways! This is growth! Therefore, I cherish every opportunity to get together with my friends. It doesn't matter whether I go to work or get up early tomorrow! Friends gathering is the most important thing.
27, the friendship of classmates, classmates' smiling faces, a past event. Or the brick wall of flowers and plants on campus, or the desks, stools, doors and windows that vaguely seem to be brewing a pot of old wine day and night in the classroom. Take a sip when you are cold, which can help you drive away the cold. Take a sip when it is hot, which can relieve your summer heat. When you are injured, take a sip and your heart will be warm. Take a sip when you are happy. It will help you.
28. The reunion is a reunion, which consolidates and deepens the past friendship. This kind of emotion is out of position and economic background ... At the party, we were still classmates, and our eyes were still full of excitement and surprise when we met in those years! The reunion of classmates follows the principles of fairness, openness, respect and green, so that everyone can meet and communicate in a harmonious atmosphere, commemorate reunion, collect memories and create a new situation of cooperation tomorrow. There are only good memories here.
29. The long holiday on 1 0/day is over. First shutdown in years. I returned to the Jianghu from a doctor like an old woman, and I was brave in righteousness and lofty sentiments, gathering friends, and relaxing. At the end of the play, I am ready to pack my things and go back to be a doctor's mother-in-law to take care of the struggling children. The God in the world is myself. If you want to be a kind god, you are a god loved by all. If you want to be a devil that everyone spurns, you are the devil.
30. Students get together in groups of three and five, looking for familiar happy feelings in the depths of memory, and everything on campus has gradually become clear. What evokes memories is the feeling of concentration in our * * * room, walking side by side, talking and laughing, chasing figures in the sports field, dribs and drabs of memories and smiling. I remember the teacher's appearance by setting an example, vaguely remembering how many cool and expectant memories the tall and straight poplars on campus have given us, and how many gathered classmates are sent away by layers of fallen leaves every year.
3 1, when we meet again, we are all less childish. Now we don't know where to start our work, school and what we want to say and ask. The gap between time and space makes us a little unfamiliar, but we still remember the hurried classmates' time. Life goes on, we meet separately, and then we meet life again after separation, that is, we start a new life in gathering, parting and parting again and again. Everyone has his own forest, the lost people are lost, and the people he meets will meet again.
32. After the party, we revisited our alma mater to find traces of the past from our memories. Great changes have taken place in my alma mater, which is no longer the face I remember. Fortunately, there are several old houses, so that we can find some impressions of that year. Our alma mater, especially our teachers, is your careful cultivation, which allows us to fly out of the campus and enter the journey of life. The teacher's affection and the kindness of his alma mater will be remembered in this life. Let's repay it with hard sweat in our future work!
33. At the dinner party, the students toasted each other and greeted each other sincerely, which resolved the shyness of the students. Everything is so kind and natural. Whether it's a chubby smile or a wrinkled smile, each other's hearts are still recalling their youth, and the friendship left in their hearts is so precious. We haven't contacted each other, but we still remember each other. What cannot be changed in the rapid time is that our friendship is growing clearly. Those faces that used to be full of childishness have become childish, with a broader mind and a stronger body. As time goes by, they will get together again, cherish friendship and cherish life.
34. Anyway, classmate, this title is always so kind. In class, some funny classmates said that it would be great if we could be together. It's time to get together I am a quiet person, I don't like to join in the fun, I don't like to socialize, I don't stay in crowded places, and I know I don't have this ability. But if one day, a developed male or female classmate initiates it, we should get together to have a look anyway, no matter whether the final result is happy or sad, but I believe that it is now or never to accumulate too many words, count the hardships and vicissitudes, and recall the innocence and romance of campus life. If there is such a party, would you like to attend it?
35. The two-day fraternity is over. Cloudy mountains and green lakes come into my mind and witness the growth of precious friendship between classmates. Thanks to the students in the preparatory group of the fraternity, let the friendship be connected, and the time and affection are still in the memory. We are classmates, and our friendship will be closely followed for many years, and the years are still running in the four seasons. We hope that the friendship between students is as warm as evergreen trees in the four seasons, and the charm of mountains and rivers in Miyun will always be blue-green. Taking a group photo as a souvenir is another reunion of the students' hearts. In the era of convenient communication, let's pick up the phone and dial a number, a gentle greeting, a caring mood, a blessing message and a bridge of friendship.
36, 30 years ago, we, young girls, left campus with dreams and went to our respective jobs; Thirty years later, we gathered in the hotel next to our alma mater for the friendship of our classmates and sisters. Time tunnel is 30 years, which is neither too long nor too short. Everyone has changed more or less. The appearance of an innocent girl is gone forever, and the middle-aged woman polished by the old man comes into view over time. Holding hands, some people can say their names in one bite, while others have to hold their heads and search in their memories. You've gained weight! She has lost weight! You've changed! She hasn't changed! It is the most talked about at first sight. In less than half a day, we found our old feelings, as if we had returned to our innocent student days.
Talking about a colleague's dinner
Talking about a colleague's dinner
1. Colleagues ate at noon, didn't take a nap, and were so sleepy after eating. Physical strength is getting worse and worse.
Second, lies are wrong after all, whether out of kindness or for other reasons! But white lies are sometimes necessary and have to be done in social relations. For example, when eating, colleagues will inevitably complain a few words or even scold the leaders and the company, but do you dare to point fingers at the leaders? ! Man is a complex of contradictions, but there must be a bottom line and principles!
Third, I saw members' babies perform very well in the game today! My parents are very happy and their mood is getting better and better. After dinner with my colleagues in the early morning, I chatted with my brother on Q in the name of insomnia. I still remember our agreement in the four years of college. If I don't like each other, he will say something else when he comes to Nanjing. Unexpectedly, he came to Nanjing three years later, but I went to Shanghai. Just when he was proud of his work, the beautiful woman fell in love with him, and the chickens froze. But I'm also happy for him. When I was a child, I made countless promises.
I haven't taken a day off since I gave birth to my second child. I have repeatedly advised him to take care of the children on weekends and let me have a day off. He just ignored me. On days when he is not on a business trip or seeing clients, he either plays with his mobile phone at home or has dinner with his colleagues for entertainment. Sometimes this happens more often, so he arranges to have a quick meal at home and then go out. It is better not to come back for dinner. I sometimes wonder what he can do besides making money.
This week is full of negative energy, because I am sick, Xixi is sick, and Yiyi is sick! My husband ate with his colleagues on Monday, played football on Tuesday, worked overtime on Wednesday and played football on Thursday, and was directly dragged to work overtime on Friday. One day I was not at home, dragging my sick body with two children, and I was in a bad mood. )
Twenty-eight, having dinner with my former colleagues today, I suddenly found out how I am such a good girl. Dress fashionably, don't gossip, don't hook up with three and take four, although not very beautiful, but there is no plastic surgery. Don't destroy other people's families, be honest and kind. I'm glad I didn't go with the flow.
Twenty-nine, who doesn't want to lose his temper, and his boyfriend will be in a panic? Who doesn't want her boyfriend to pick up a colleague's meal late? Who doesn't want her boyfriend to praise you as soon as she puts on a new lipstick? Who wants to face a broken mobile phone and pretend that the other person must love me to death, but live a single dog life under the guise of love?
Thirty, invited two colleagues to dinner after work last night, five tones of Beijing cuisine. It turns out that rustic is also a word in Beijing, which means interesting enough. I found that I was in a good mood when I was together, and I was too lonely when I was alone. Figure 1 prawn, figure 2 cake roll with fish, figure 6 almond tofu, figure 7 honeycomb briquette, figure 8 old Beijing boiled with water, figure 9 dried cabbage is super delicious!
Thirty-one, tell my mother that my colleagues will be home late for dinner tonight. Ma Ma said that if a girl comes home late every day and gets married, her family will be kicked out. I said no. I can find someone to accompany me home late. My mother said you should go out.
Thirty-two, yesterday was too much! A leaking fish fillet, a small bowl of noodles, a large plate of chicken, and a lot of fruit beer! Fish leakage was invited by my colleague, because Xiao Wu's birthday is coming, saute spicy chicken is my colleague's meal, and fruit beer was drunk because I didn't drink white wine!
33. New leather sandals. Colleagues have dinner. Heavy rain. The mobile phone left the company. A capital sadness.
Thirty-four, so the lucky days passed. I went to the bank today and won the second prize. How lucky. Today, I had the first meeting with all department managers. A little stressed. The deer in my heart is always disappointed, and only fickle feelings will be missed repeatedly. Sometimes I want to have a crazy love at this age, hehe, let's live simply. I will have dinner with my former colleagues tomorrow. 20xx updated on 22nd.
Thirty-five, the first time I had dinner with my colleagues, I was just a colleague of the same batch of fresh graduates, and I felt a little new to society. Have you mastered the skill of talking nonsense to people? Anyway, my practice is not good, but some people may be skilled before graduation. The gap. Yeah.
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