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The origin of Caofeidian's name
According to historical records, Cao defeated Yuan Shao and pursued troops to Bohai Bay. Seeing the beautiful scenery, he decided to take a few days off and travel at sea.
After settling down, I took Jiang Gan and Liu Bei sponsored by me to the seaside. It happened that a fisherman came and looked at it carefully. Cao actually knew Liu Zan Qiangshu and sold lottery tickets together in his early years. Shu Qiang also recognized them and shouted, "How is your mother Cao?" Cao quickly said, "Good." He vomited blood. Shu Qiang said to Jiang Gan, "How is your mother?" Jiang Gan also vomited blood.
Shu Qiang said: I recently made a giant kite, which can take us to the sky to see the sea. Do you want it?
Everyone said yes. Shu Qiang led the three men to board the kite and ascend to heaven smoothly. A sudden gust of wind made the kite shake violently.
Shu Qiang said: no, the kite can only carry three people in a strong wind, and one of you must jump.
Hearing the horror, the three men pushed each other.
Shu Qiang said, well, I'll give you a test. Whoever can't answer will get off. I'll jump if I can't answer all or none. Questions are all of the same type.
Three people agree.
Shu Qiang asked Liu Bei first: How many suns are there in the sky?
Liu Bei: One.
Correct answer!
Ask Jiang Gan again: How many months?
Jiang Gan: One.
Correct answer!
Ask Cao again: How many stars?
Cao: #% #
The tree was so strong that it kicked Cao down. . . .
Because the sea was below, Cao saved his life.
A few months later, Cao came to Bohai Bay again, thinking of the last incident, and was very angry, thinking that I could be stumped by a fisherman. Let him take an examination of historical allusions this time. As long as we can all answer them, let him jump and watch them. . .
Then take Liu Bei and Jiang Gan to find Shu Qiang to fly a kite. Because of spring, the beautiful scenery of Bohai Bay suddenly attracted Cao, and he was full of poetry: Jieshi looked at the sea in the east; . . . . . .
Suddenly, the kite shook wildly. . .
Cao Ming understood, and said to Shu Qiang: You can ask a question, but it must be a historical allusion.
Shu Qiang said: OK.
Ask Liu Bei: Where is the decisive battle between the Yellow Emperor and Chiyou?
Liu Bei: Zhuolu.
Correct answer.
Cao exulted, I know the battle of Zhuolu like the back of my hand, which stumped me. . .
Ask Jiang Gan: How many people died?
Jiang Gan: More than 30,000.
Correct answer.
Ask Cao: What are their names?
Cao: #% #
Another kick kicked Cao down. . .
Many years later, Cao missed the scenery of Bohai Bay very much, so he handed over the government affairs to his son and moved the palace to Bohai Bay.
One day, Shu will come to Cao and say, "Prime Minister, the sea scenery is the best now." Do you have the courage to fly kites again?
Cao said, I have been a soldier all my life. I've never seen any formation. Let's go!
Because Liu Bei had already stood on his own feet, he only took Jiang Gan and followed Shu Qiang to board the kite.
Don't talk too much.
Another gust of wind, Cao stole a glance at the tree strong, only to see that the tree strong was leering at himself with malicious intent, thinking: This guy must have figured it out long ago, so I'll jump first to save him embarrassment. Anyway, there is a sea below, and it won't die. . .
Think of this and shout: Wow! I jump!
Jump down. . . . It's a pity that there is a desert island here where Cao landed. . . .
Tree strong and Jiang Gan busy throwing kites, ran to the front of cao.
Shu Qiang sighed, Prime Minister, why are you so confused? How could you forget? You don't have to jump this time. There are only three of us!
Because many fishermen saw Cao flying from the sky to the nameless island, they called it "Cao Fei Store", which was later misinformed as "Caofeidian".
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